💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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Wait, people actually care whether Dobson should be defined as a lolcow? I always thought we were just laughing at him because he was immature and acted like a little bitch, and that was kinda funny to watch because he's like 40 and should know better.

Really, he seems like more of a sadcow than anything, seeing as he:

1) has obvious potential and skill as an artist, but never developed any of it into something meaningful to others--or even himself, one might argue
2) never truly learned how to accept criticism and therefore prune the less desirable parts of his style
3) evidently does not particularly enjoy creating art at all, but rather desperately seeks to recreate the acceptance he felt when he was a popular fetish artist
4) has poured his entire life into his identity as an artist, with hardly any perceivable return whatsoever
5) spends all his time sucking up to people who will never, ever notice him
6) is generally just a miserable person who hates himself

Sure, he's got some legitimate art skills, and he did go to school for it, and it definitely shows, but what always turned me off about Dobson's art is that his inability to deal with his own imperfection has led him to never, ever change his style in any way at all. Combined with the fact that he doesn't seem to have matured past seventh grade, as well as the particular influences he likes, we get this very basic, obnoxiously cartoony way of drawing that clearly resonates very poorly with his audience. He will never change it because he's stuck in the past, obsessed with the attention he got when he was a fetish artist, considering it the most important and best time of his life, and wishing to recreate that time of glory without the backlash that came with it.

This is why Dobson is so obnoxious. He was a miserable person who hated himself and wanted to be perfect, and then a shitload of people told him he was perfect. Now he refuses to change from what he did during that time because he thinks if he can just rediscover what he was doing right, if he can just recreate what made him popular then, he will be set for life--with money, and most importantly, attention. But he never will, because times have changed, and also because he doesn't get that doing inflation fetish art for pervs =/= doing angry old blue bear art for SJWs.

Dobson is pretty funny, pretty eccentric, and really just pathetic. You don't have to have a ton of ADF-level personal drama to warrant being followed on this forum. You just have to be a massive retard in public enough to get noticed by somebody, and then it's all over. That's how the internet is.
 
Wait, people actually care whether Dobson should be defined as a lolcow? I always thought we were just laughing at him because he was immature and acted like a little bitch, and that was kinda funny to watch because he's like 40 and should know better.

Really, he seems like more of a sadcow than anything, seeing as he:

1) has obvious potential and skill as an artist, but never developed any of it into something meaningful to others--or even himself, one might argue
2) never truly learned how to accept criticism and therefore prune the less desirable parts of his style
3) evidently does not particularly enjoy creating art at all, but rather desperately seeks to recreate the acceptance he felt when he was a popular fetish artist
4) has poured his entire life into his identity as an artist, with hardly any perceivable return whatsoever
5) spends all his time sucking up to people who will never, ever notice him
6) is generally just a miserable person who hates himself

Sure, he's got some legitimate art skills, and he did go to school for it, and it definitely shows, but what always turned me off about Dobson's art is that his inability to deal with his own imperfection has led him to never, ever change his style in any way at all. Combined with the fact that he doesn't seem to have matured past seventh grade, as well as the particular influences he likes, we get this very basic, obnoxiously cartoony way of drawing that clearly resonates very poorly with his audience. He will never change it because he's stuck in the past, obsessed with the attention he got when he was a fetish artist, considering it the most important and best time of his life, and wishing to recreate that time of glory without the backlash that came with it.

This is why Dobson is so obnoxious. He was a miserable person who hated himself and wanted to be perfect, and then a shitload of people told him he was perfect. Now he refuses to change from what he did during that time because he thinks if he can just rediscover what he was doing right, if he can just recreate what made him popular then, he will be set for life--with money, and most importantly, attention. But he never will, because times have changed, and also because he doesn't get that doing inflation fetish art for pervs =/= doing angry old blue bear art for SJWs.

Dobson is pretty funny, pretty eccentric, and really just pathetic. You don't have to have a ton of ADF-level personal drama to warrant being followed on this forum. You just have to be a massive retard in public enough to get noticed by somebody, and then it's all over. That's how the internet is.
I would also argue, that he barely has any redeemable qualities.

However, somehow I can tolerate that inktober thing more than his usual stuff. Not sure why, but I nearly feel bad for smashing that Link picture a couple of pages back, now that I know that he probably didn't do a pencil underneath.... nearly.
 
Wait, people actually care whether Dobson should be defined as a lolcow? I always thought we were just laughing at him because he was immature and acted like a little bitch, and that was kinda funny to watch because he's like 40 and should know better.

Another brief glimpse at how my alerts are doing since I said 'hey dobson isn't really a lolcow'.

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I'm now pushing 180 negrates as a result of stepping into this thread. That's on top of dozens of reports to staff and a thread and strawpoll demanding I get banned. It's not so much that people care about your choice of 'lolcow', it's more of a bewildered confusion about why Dobson fans are sperging the fuck out so goddamn hard over me disagreeing with them.

Even the Enterspergs weren't this cray.
 
Dobson is always a free punching bag!

Except when you go too far. There are fates worse than death by water bottle.
 
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Let me re-ask this for you Dyna.

The real question is, "What makes Dobson a Lolcow over a random idiot on the street or more to the point some of the regulars of this thread?

Notoriety, he had an actual following once. That and his statements aren't just dumb. They're kind of unique in my opinion, it's very weird to try to make sense of some of the things he says, it's straight up mind bending, if he doesn't have that effect on you he doesn't and he's not an lolcow to you. The closest thing he reminds me of is a bird attacking itself in the mirror.

I will admit that some of the posters in here are over serious and I've made some stupid posts myself, but many times in threads I've read "Dynastia/Cat is just being Dynastia/Cat, ignore shitposts", so I ignored pretty much all shit posts, not just theirs. I don't know, thought it was just a time waster.
 
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There's some truth to what Dynastia is saying. I've definitely had moments where I felt like this forum was making a bit too big of a deal over certain Dobson tweets and/or retweets. I'm not exactly a veteran member here, but even I know Dynastia's posting style by now well enough to not get butthurt about it. He ended up being right about Len, whose thread has morphed into something truly terrible.
 
Let me re-ask this for you The real question is, "What makes Dobson a Lolcow over a random idiot on the street or more to the point some of the regulars of this thread?"
Well for me Dobby reminds me of Chris in the way he is narcissistic and also kind of dumb, it's fun watching someone with such a huge ego overreact to everything.
 
There's some truth to what Dynastia is saying. I've definitely had moments where I felt like this forum was making a bit too big of a deal over certain Dobson tweets and/or retweets.

It amuses me to overreact to Dobson saying something stupid, and he does it often enough to keep me coming back to the thread.

I'm not sure why I feel the need to whiteknight Frank Miller, though. I am aware he is not going to have sex with me if I defend him, after all.
 
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