💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[Stud2Stud]

I'd never heard of Water Warfare, turns out it's some download only Wii kusoge, and a Dobson fanart of it is one of the first Google Image search results (and probably the only piece of fanart for this game)

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Goddamn, that perspective is bad. Alex must be standing on one fuck of a steep hill to make this one work (unless she and the girl behind the hill are giants)... and the background itself looks very 2dimensional.

 

[AssistantWeasel]

Probably insanely late in asking, but has anyone here read Alex ze Pirate? I'm struggling to figure out what the plot is. Thinking of trying to give it an overhaul for the hell of it.

 

[Too Many Crooks]

I'd never heard of Water Warfare, turns out it's some download only Wii kusoge, and a Dobson fanart of it is one of the first Google Image search results (and probably the only piece of fanart for this game)

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And of COURSE they're ganging up on the only guy. This makes me mad for some reason.

 

[Rick Slick]

And of COURSE they're ganging up on the only guy. This makes me mad for some reason.

Woah shit, that's a guy?! I thought it was an all female squirtfest, with the exception of the beaver.

 

[vertexwindi]

Probably insanely late in asking, but has anyone here read Alex ze Pirate? I'm struggling to figure out what the plot is. Thinking of trying to give it an overhaul for the hell of it.

There is no plot.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

I'd never heard of Water Warfare, turns out it's some download only Wii kusoge, and a Dobson fanart of it is one of the first Google Image search results (and probably the only piece of fanart for this game)

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And this is funny because the guy in the foreground gets punished for being a white heterosexual male! Get it: He gets soaked by a Strong Female Character who is bisexual, a furry who is asexual and an Elf Woman of Color who is LESBIAN and some other female in the background, because this is a PROGRESSIVE comic strip and therefore white heterosexual males need to be the butt of the joke because Social Justice and all that!

 

[Stud2Stud]

And this is funny because the guy in the foreground gets punished for being a white heterosexual male! Get it: He gets soaked by a Strong Female Character who is bisexual, a furry who is asexual and an Elf Woman of Color who is LESBIAN and some other female in the background, because this is a PROGRESSIVE comic strip and therefore white heterosexual males need to be the butt of the joke because Social Justice and all that!

Actually, that Atea/Altea/whatever character isn't an elf or something.
Apparently, she's some sort of half-rat person. And, I think, she sometimes transforms into some rat-thin.

 

[tepid]

And this is funny because the guy in the foreground gets punished for being a white heterosexual male! Get it: He gets soaked by a Strong Female Character who is bisexual, a furry who is asexual and an Elf Woman of Color who is LESBIAN and some other female in the background, because this is a PROGRESSIVE comic strip and therefore white heterosexual males need to be the butt of the joke because Social Justice and all that!

"LESBIAN SQUIRT!"

 

[Bassomatic]

Spoiler: Attempted Murder

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This one is perfect, it sums him up and why he's a riot.

Legit concern advice or anything but pure prasie, dobbie feels he has the right to murder you.

This is a great cartoon, but not how he intended it.

 

[JU 199]

"Voice chat is overrated LOL"


"GIVE ME A SINGLE DOLLAR"

 

[Curt Sibling]

If he (once in a while) drew some new artwork that people enjoyed, he might get more eager supporters...

 

[JU 199]

If he (once in a while) drew some new artwork that people enjoyed, he might get more eager supporters...

Too much effort.

Cant tweet about splatoon all day

Edit: Example-

 

[Curt Sibling]

Too much effort.

Cant tweet about splatoon all day

Agreed. Ewok boy really should have got into media and become a TV personality.

Oh, wait! One needs an actual personality to do that career!

 

[JU 199]

One needs an actual personality to do that career!

No, dobson has a personality... It's just deeply unattractive and off-putting.

He's the mean-looking kid surrounded by a negative aura. The kind of child you don't want your son/daughter around.

 

[CWCissey]

"Voice chat is overrated LOL"
[MEDIA=twitter]605407495641788416[/MEDIA]

This is why Dobson is an idiot. There's a reason why voice chat is a necessity in fast paced action games and it's not calling your opponent a faggot because you are literally 6 years old...

*Insert vid of CoD kid getting shot instantly after sending the message here*

 

[JU 199]

it's not calling your opponent a faggot because you are literally 6 years old...

A good observation. That's the aspect of voice chat he-chooses to emphasize, potentially being called a bad name.

Dobson will drip of salt and butthurt at nearly any opportunity. It's kind of amazing how much he can generate.

 

[CrimsonKnight]

Too much effort.

Cant tweet about splatoon all day

Edit: Example-
[MEDIA=twitter]605405457868566531[/MEDIA]

I have Splatoon, but it's not a 24/7 thing with me. I got other things to do. Is it any wonder he's losing Patreon money?

Agreed. Ewok boy really should have got into media and become a TV personality.

Oh, wait! One needs an actual personality to do that career!

I wouldn't hire him, since he acts like a total ass and is an all around terrible person. I feel for his family.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Big apologies if this has been previously posted...
Not my artwork, but by a DA artist, HarryManzinni. It just contains panels that are so spot-on and kill me every time.
"Dad! Look! It's Horrible!" that is the bit that leaves me in tears...! Preston's sour face...Perfect!

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

He really needs to stop with the whole "family friendly" shtick.

 

[chimcat]

Inflation art is family friendly!
Right guise?????????