💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[Stud2Stud]

Staying on topic, more Dobson art.
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As has been pointed out: geez, they look old and worn out. Also the hand would almost look decent, if he hadn't fucked up the thumb. At least it's a bit better than the "knuckles are undistinct wave-lines" technique.

That's a weird thing about him. He's never happy. When he's stoked about something, there's always a worry. The rest of the time, he's consumed by negativity. Must be a miserable existence. He needs to get laid/drunk, and badly.

It's certainly not surprising to think he's severely unhappy with his life . . . This is where it shines through. He tries to flee from reality, but video games offer minor inconveniences he blows out of proportion and the hugbox he so desperately seeks in the internet is yet to be found. No matter how deep he crawls up Brianna's ass, there's no crowd of SJWs forming to defend Dobson.
He's an aging man who's biggest achievement was to doodle some artwork on the internet.

 

[wheat pasta]

Got that bitch a cubby, but beautiful. Bitches love cubby but beautifuls.

Spoiler

Not pictured: Dobson fapping.

 

[Dudeofteenage]

Got that bitch a cubby, but beautiful. Bitches love cubby but beautifuls.

You forgot to draw it holding hands with another cubby

 

[wheat pasta]

You forgot to draw it holding hands with another cubby

If I reach my $150.00 goal on Patreon, I might draw that. It was so hard just to pick up the mouse today, why can't you appreciate my effort??

 

[Twilight Sparkle]

I'm going to ignore your behavior (since I just walked in and all) and focus more on the picture you posted.

Just why? Why do these two look like their faces are about to melt off? Why does one of them have a literal flat chest? Why does the armor look more appealing than the girls? And why do I get the feeling that the one on the left looks unfinished?

No wonder Dobsy's Patreon is bombing- His art's gotten infinitely worse than before.

I have never seen anything more visually unpleasant than that blue bear, why does he like it so much?

 

[Bassomatic]

I have never seen anything more visually unpleasant than that blue bear, why does he like it so much?

Probably because it's easy to draw.

 

[JU 199]

I have never seen anything more visually unpleasant than that blue bear, why does he like it so much?

Because Dobson likes his horrible art to linger against your will- Like an STD.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I have never seen anything more visually unpleasant than that blue bear, why does he like it so much?

There are two reasons:
1. His former self-insert was a human drawn to look like him (he even wears that goofy hat in real life). Only self-insert tom was slim and had hair. Real Tom is fat and bald. As you can imagine, trolls were not kind.
2. He can't draw human faces. He can't draw any faces, really, but he gets away with it looking derpy by making it non-human.

 

[chimpburgers]

I have never seen anything more visually unpleasant than that blue bear, why does he like it so much?

He's a self hating hack who likes to imagine himself as this SJW furfag bear in everything he draws now.

 

[CrimsonKnight]

I have never seen anything more visually unpleasant than that blue bear, why does he like it so much?

Dunno. It's not him as Dobson denies, yet it wears the same trilby hat and has the same attitude as the turd blossom himself.

 

[AnOminous]

I have never seen anything more visually unpleasant than that blue bear, why does he like it so much?

Because it's the only perfect thing he ever created. It is a perfect self-portrait.

 

[Gensdupays]

I thought the blue bear thing came from people saying his idealistic self portrait was inaccurate and he said something like "Screw you, I'm an artist and could draw myself as a blue bear if I wanted!"

 

[Positron]

Has Dobson EVER been happy about anything in his life?

Balloon-shaped women?

 

[Meowthkip]

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If I didn't know any better, I'd say the balls Dobson has to retweet that shit must be big enough to demolish buildings.

We've finally reached the point where he's trolling himself. Someone stop by his house and make sure he hasn't suffocated from having his head actually inside his asshole.

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Oh my God, the layers.

Just... I'm kissing my fingertips and splaying out my hand like an Italian chef over here.

Dobson's such a miserable git. Nothing brings him satisfaction.

He's an edgelord without 'edge'

So he's just a lord, then?

 

[CWCissey]

So he's just a lord, then?

Yup.

Shame it's Lord Prescott...

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I have never seen anything more visually unpleasant than that blue bear, why does he like it so much?

Because it's easier to identify with his grumpiness. At least that's how he sees it.

So he's just a lord, then?

I was thinking "Wannabe Court Jester".

 

[Sallet Lad Jim]

Balloon-shaped women?

Maybe not Balloon-shaped women - that's a neutral response, I think. Balloon-shaped lesbians, on the other hand...

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Reading Dobby's tweets it seems he's gradually becoming more paranoid:

I wouldn't be suprised if he ends up like how Chris is with trolls, thinking every male JERK stranger is a potential GamerGater out to get him.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Dobby, you aren't that important.

 

[SpessCaptain]

GamerGaters now have a new site that basically lists everyone they hate or think are hurting gaming.

>Implying Dobson is a gamer.

Get fucked Dobson.