💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[XH 502]

Jesus fucking Christ guys stop taking DNjack seriously lmao, he's just a shit poster. An admittedly mediocre one, but still.

You know what would have elevated him to "kind of memorable shitposter" status? If he'd used the "anime Jesus" joke in his screen name.

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/be2038f00f8bb9c65ce097c6ec15375d-jpg.25793/

For god's sake, Dobby, not only do your face lines put Liefeld to shame, but of course you make it look like these two are about to fuck.

Also, damn, that literally flat chest.

 

[Gensdupays]

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Each of his fursona is more cringe-worthy than the last.

Just admit you're a tomgirl, Dobby.

 

[chimpburgers]

The perspective on that last drawing is way off and shitty as usual. Hardly any negative spaces whatsoever.

 

[Meowthkip]

Alrighty gents, I sketched and inked the Dobbo/Hulk kissing bit. To further match Dobbo's effort level, I left the background blank and didn't bother with clean-up. Well, that and I was feeling lazy and didn't feel like doing that stuff.

Anyway, here it is in all of its terrible glory:

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I ship it.

 

[Surtur]

It's better if everyone is having fun.

Staying on topic, more Dobson art.
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Stop being autistic.

 

[Sarcastic Username]

He's clearly here to rustle jimmies, and apparently being quite successful.

Posting the most cringe-worthy of Dobson's art helps. Holy shitballs, your avatar as Black Widow? I'm embarrassed to even look at that.

 

[Jared]

DNJack is as bad at posting as Dobson is at art. They are a good fit.

 

[EI 903]

Glaive threadbanned him. No reason to continue talking about him.

Back to our regularly scheduled lesbian-fetishizing, inflation-porn-drawing, wannabe-SJW hack artist programming.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Staying on topic, more Dobson art.
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I'm going to ignore your behavior (since I just walked in and all) and focus more on the picture you posted.

Just why? Why do these two look like their faces are about to melt off? Why does one of them have a literal flat chest? Why does the armor look more appealing than the girls? And why do I get the feeling that the one on the left looks unfinished?

No wonder Dobsy's Patreon is bombing- His art's gotten infinitely worse than before.

 

[Jared]

I'm going to ignore your behavior (since I just walked in and all) and focus more on the picture you posted.

Just why? Why do these two look like their faces are about to melt off? Why does one of them have a literal flat chest? Why does the armor look more appealing than the girls? Any why do I get the feeling that the one on the left looks unfinished?

No wonder Dobsy's Patreon is bombing- His art's gotten infinitely worse than before.

Those two have old lady faces. I haven't played that game, but I can only assume they are not both old ladies. I'm surprised that Dobson doesn't know extra lines on faces make characters look older, after going to art school for so many years.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Those two have old lady faces. I haven't played that game, but I can only assume they are not both old ladies. I'm surprised that Dobson doesn't know extra lines on faces make characters look older, after going to art school for so many years.

Maybe he was never taught that. Or paid any attention on that lesson.

 

[MayMay]

Maybe he was never taught that. Or paid any attention on that lesson.

Or got off to that "Grandma got ran over by a reindeer" movie.

 

[House Of Reeves]

Now that all that autism is over...
Dobson trying to convey how it is a struggle to follow requests that don't fall in line with his ideology.

Also, learn to spell check, Dobson. I doubt you drew the woman as this, but still beautiful:

 

[Sallet Lad Jim]

Now that all that autism is over...
[MEDIA=twitter]595717601315127296[/MEDIA]Dobson trying to convey how it is a struggle to follow requests that don't fall in line with his ideology.

Also, learn to spell check, Dobson. I doubt you drew the woman as this, but still beautiful:

Only reason we can know for a fact that it's not a cubby woman is that it's pretty fuckin' hard to shove a bicycle pump into a hunk of wood.

 

[John Titor]

Alrighty gents, I sketched and inked the Dobbo/Hulk kissing bit. To further match Dobbo's effort level, I left the background blank and didn't bother with clean-up. Well, that and I was feeling lazy and didn't feel like doing that stuff.

Anyway, here it is in all of its terrible glory:

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Needs more fill bucket.

 

[Dudeofteenage]

Now that all that autism is over...
[MEDIA=twitter]595717601315127296[/MEDIA]Dobson trying to convey how it is a struggle to follow requests that don't fall in line with his ideology.

Dobson has the courage to speak out for the true victims of unrealistic beauty standards for women: male part-time artists.

If he'd received a commission to draw a super hot thin chick with massive boobs, would he have drawn it? And if so, would he have bitched about it on Twitter?

 

[Positron]

Cubby = like an immature animal (i.e. the Dobby Bear)

 

[CWCissey]

Cubby-The Nickname of the legendary James Bond movie producer Albert Broccoli.

 

[Professor Iris]

Holding onto a grudge isn't the least bit healthy.
If the guy was a douchebag, yeah, by all means, delete his friend request, fuck him. But making a comic about it and raging about it on your dA? That's just going overboard.

I really wonder what Dobson looks like now, after all these years. For some reason I suspect he's quite physically unhealthy at this point, maybe it's because of all his time bitching and crying over stupid shit on twitter every fucking day for a long while now, and or the fact that, when he still regularly posted journal entries on DA, I recall that he would frequently be "currently eating: Mcdonalds", a possibly worrying level of frequency.

I dunno, whenever I try to imagine what he looks like now, I just see this really gross, obese manchild.

Didn't somebody already post his RL picture?

Also, I'm dying to know what the rest of your avatar looks like.

 

[Wulfgar Von Heltzer]

Also, I'm dying to know what the rest of your avatar looks like.

Me too