💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

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I’m from the country and I like it that way (Andrew ditch song)

This is Andy’s favorite song by the way.

“Andy, this is Reba McEntire talking now you better understand that you killed your momma you fat Tonawanda boy. Just who do you think you are? I’m gonna sing you a song and you better like it.”


Joe and Tom stomping feet singing the song.





Verse 1]
Way back up in the country, back in the hills of Tonawanda
Down in the hollows where the folks are real
Livin' with the crazzies and the old Tom
Sawed off shotguns and coonskin caps
That's where I'm from and I'm proud to say
I'm from the country and I like it that way

[Chorus]
Everybody knows everybody
Everybody calls you a shit
You don't need an invitation
Kick off your diapers, come on in
Yeah, we know how to work and we know how to play
We're from the country and we like it that way

[Verse 2]
All day long we work in the Erie Pennsylvania backwoods
Then bring it on home to a home cooked meal
We love ya like Sunday, treat ya like Saturday night (Andy poopy pants)
And when the beds get full we can sleep in the Shitshack Hey!!
We're from the country and we like it that way

[Chorus]
Everybody knows everybody
Everybody calls you a shit
You don't need an invitation
Kick off your diapers come on in
Yeah we know how to work and we know how to play
We're from the country and we like it that way

[Chorus TOM STOMPING HIS FEET WITH HIS BACK BRACE ON AND JOE DANCING CLAPPING HIS HANDS
Everybody knows everybody
Everybody calls you a shit
You don't need an invitation
Kick off your shoes come on in
Yeah we know how to work and we know how to play
We're from the country, we're from the country
We're from the country and we like it that way
WOOOOOOOOO HOOOOO HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

ANDY, YOU FAKE
 

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Time to play Translate that Shit with andy's latest post.

"By write review of organization I am not with might be a good thing."
ME AM ENGLISH GOOD NOT. ME QUITE RETARDED.

"Because they won't know who's my doctor, what agency I am with, and so on."
He wrote a complaint about his caregiver because HE got obstinate and HE caused problems.

"It is ok. I am with the same organization since February."
The musical chair dance he plays with the medical system is ongoing.

"This organization is trying to fix the issues."
This org is a group of retards who think he's special needs... for now.

"I am not going into any other details."
He is going to go into details soon if not later because he'll soon hate them for saying he's competent enough to do simple tasks.

"Because the agency I am with is trying to help me and really cares about me."
He's trying to seem like a nice guy again despite writing false complaints on a caregiver who asked him to do a few simple tasks.

"I have really good caregives."
That's a subtle code for he doesn't think he have any good caregivers. As in andy has no cares to give about them.

"Even though I had a hard time with one of the caregivers, I actually like her a lot."
'She asks me to do things, but she wipes my ass really good. Afterall I do love big black bitches.'

"She is a good caregiver."
Until she does something he doesn't like in which case he pisses on her.

"She didn't have the experience or training to work with someone like myself."
She bent the knee and let andy tell her what to do.
Sidenote: A trained boxer with a kneejerk reaction of unrestrained violence is who has the perfect skills to handle andy.

"But... I heard she has another client now."
Aw, andy's upset she's wiping someone else's ass and having an easier time.

"She is doing good just like me."
'I hate her and I want the cheating bitch to die.'

"One downside. The agency I am with never told anyone my needs."
'on the upside, no one at the agency told these idiots that I'm faking it all so i can be a rotten little shit to them all i want.'

"Just put the caregiver in to work."
The slave has arrived at the diaper fields for her shift.

"They do this with everyone not just me."
'If I say this, people will think I'm not being an asshole when I'm acting like one.'

"My caregiver does have my care plan."
Even though he shared his plan on his AAC like 4 times now his caregiver doesn't have it. So... that means that its not his official plan and we can infer that andy makes these things on his own to fuck with the agency.
 
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So Andy took up biting himself?

Imagine the bacteria that must be in a single Andy bite, he's going to give himself MRSA in an attempt convince the world he's actually an autistic toddler.

But Andy has plot armor or something, so I won't get my hopes up.

Since I know Andy can't help but read this thread, I will remind him he is not teething and no one believes anything you do .
 
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Andy hiding your weird porn collection in between the AI generated Autism infographics is not a good look.

I'm not sure why the clowns are here, I guess Andy has a clown fetish.
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"You wanna know how I got these Crinklz?
My father... was a buzer. And a liar. And one night he's buzin me more than usual. Mawm's sugar was low and she needed his help. Amdy didn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he's trying to get her something to eat, struggling as he does it. I turn to him and say, 'I need dat halp.' I start whining at him. 'I NEED DAT HALP.' I start banging my head against the wall... 'MY HEAD HURTS!' and...
I need dat halp."
 
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Andy hiding your weird porn collection in between the AI generated Autism infographics is not a good look.

I'm not sure why the clowns are here, I guess Andy has a clown fetish.
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What the actual flying fuck? yeah no, THAT isnt fucking help with the "WAH ITS NOT ANDY'S FETISH." if I saw a grown man in diapers visible in the public, I'd flip my fucking pot lid.
 
pooterino dijo:
Yeah it's not uncommon to see new caretakers get written up (well, verbal warning first) for saying "diaper" instead of "brief" to a resident's face or in an open setting. The doctors/nurses/admins really don't like that phrasing inside of nursing homes and care facilities. No one but Andy calls them diapers and it's 100% part of his baby fetish bullshit. Plus he always makes it very specific: "poopy diaper" whereas all he would ever have heard from caretakers/nurses/etc would be "soiled brief;" nobody with any level of medical training says offhand if it's piss/shit/blood, only Andy. Always "poopy diaper" because he has a shit fetish.

He's such a gross hogbeast.
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exactly, we always called them pads or briefs, and we simply would ask the client '' do you need or would you like help in the shower or bathroom?'' or maybe ''do you need a new pad?'', or such as that; and it was said quietly, not where others could hear.
 
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Andy hiding your weird porn collection in between the AI generated Autism infographics is not a good look.

I'm not sure why the clowns are here, I guess Andy has a clown fetish.
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That was a good catch... I never bothered to scroll through der untermensch's play-pretend tard propaganda to see if he was hiding his fap folder in it like Greer attaches instathots to his legal briefs.

The AI generated images of the fake white child in his tard bed also make a reappearance. As for the clown fixation, Amdy was a Ronald McDonald clown. I'm sure he recognizes that still being a clown would have given him easier access to children, but he fucked all that up like he fucked up the rest of his life. That lack of access to children must burn his asshole up a lot more than those pictures and videos of spicy foods that he will never eat ever would. That lack of access is the closest thing to a saving grace in Andy's stupid life, which is why he is so resentful about it, it's why he projects it onto his brother, because he would 100% do something vile and catch pedo charges. He's too stupid to realize how lucky he is there are no children around him.
 
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DonaldJTrump dijo:
I'm a social work student, A true and honest autist would NOT use both an txt to speech app and speak, did any of you notice he started to speak normally when the cop ignored the cops

Also, in his newest video of the AAC tablet so many of the text to speech prompts involve diapers, shit and piss, I can just imagine him getting a erection against his leg infection while updating the prompts.
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fellow social worker here, in my 24 years of working with developmental disabled adults: Actually some autistic and developmentally delayed folks do in fact use aac devices and speak some, as some are partially verbal, some have processing issues like apraxia where they struggle to find words or organize thoughts, and the aac device with its visual and auditory prompts actually encourages and prompts verbal speech and aids in processing and organization. some also use some speech and supplement their shortcomings with sign language and gestures.

however its not like Andrew does at all !

an actual disabled person will stumble on words, or pause verbally and use their aac or signs to fill in the gaps, and kinda self prompt as, again the act of signing and using the aac triggers their brain and helps, but its back and fourth and each communication method bridges the gaps with the other.

Andrew talks completely fluently orally/verbally, then changes tone and speech pattern t that fake child stuff, and then suddenly uses AAC, or he will clearly and articulately say:
-'' hang on , im gonna use my aac now i cant articulate what i need to say''
(while perfectly ''articulating'' verbally.

yeah, we say Andy fake LMAO :biggrin:
 
WarJams dijo:
Amdy was a Ronald McDonald clown
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I'm not sure how that started, but there's no evidence that he was.

What he actually was undermines his "I'm a retarded child" act- he was a team lead, and assistant manager trainee. During his 3 years there, he opened and closed, did solo shifts, was noted to actually care about food safety, and worked every station. In one of his audio monologues, he noted his manager praised him for having the grill section prep more burgers whenever the local high school was hosting a big game, and accurately projecting in a way to reduce waste; when to prep and when to cook-to-order. When Tawm wasn't getting a lot of loads at his trucking job, with his manager's help, he even worked out a deal with the franchise owner to contract some maintainence jobs to Tawm.

He made enough money to rent an apartment, and was doing alright for a 20 year old high school dropout. However, this was far too close to adult responsibility, so he had the Great Fall, and got fired for excessive unexcused absences or no-call-no-shows.
 
Shanndog dijo:
an actual disabled person will stumble on words, or pause verbally and use their aac or signs to fill in the gaps, and kinda self prompt as, again the act of signing and using the aac triggers their brain and helps, but its back and fourth and each communication method bridges the gaps with the other.
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Also I'm going to take a guess and say that the people who use AAC don't use it like he does where instead of saying something in real time he has a pre-programmed script of neverending bullshit ready to go just to annoy anyone so they can't get a word in edge wise. I think I might have seen him use it as an actual conversational replacement like once when he was using it to talk to Tom while he played guitar.
Spawn of Dangerhair dijo:
He made enough money to rent an apartment, and was doing alright for a 20 year old high school dropout. However, this was far too close to adult responsibility, so he had the Great Fall, and got fired for excessive unexcused absences or no-call-no-shows.
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Yeah, definitely add the Ronald Mcdonald gig to the list of shit he's successfully mythologized about himself to downplay his adulting era. I wonder how many McDonalds even had an actual Ronald back then? I'm going to guess almost none. Maybe for the rare catered birthday party? Definitely not something that would be a regular gig.
 
Periodic reminder that Andy is not just a freakshow but a lifestyle criminal who has committed crimes that, if fully documented, could amount to a maximum sentence of decades -- though in practice it might be a year followed by five years of probation or something like that. The things he does are crimes, and this gets obscured by the spectacle of the bizarre. Andy is quite skilled at perplexing and disorienting people for long enough to keep them from noticing he's not merely a freak but a felon.
 
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Now look at y'all, I didn't even put the camera on and the camera's on
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What's the most fucked up about this is that he is listening all the time. Constantly spying on his family, that's my worst fear, this is not an autistic person. This is a psychopathic schizophrenic with a paraphilic fantasy of getting his ass wiped.

You are a fucking disgusting freak, and you deserve to go to jail, Andy.
 
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Periodic reminder that Andy is not just a freakshow but a lifestyle criminal who has committed crimes that, if fully documented, could amount to a maximum sentence of decades -- though in practice it might be a year followed by five years of probation or something like that. The things he does are crimes, and this gets obscured by the spectacle of the bizarre. Andy is quite skilled at perplexing and disorienting people for long enough to keep them from noticing he's not merely a freak but a felon.
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You're right, it SHOULD happen, but as I've said earlier, nobody seems to want to take the risk of being accused of the people who picked on a po' wittle """awtistic.""". I still say a kid's going to get hurt before the law does what it should to this sack of grease.
 
I’m battling some insomnia so I was catching up on the thread but I don’t think I’ve come across a bigger liar than Capt Malingerer. It’s unbelievable how full of shit he is and I don’t just mean his diaper. He makes up the wildest lies about his own family, caretakers, lawsuits, and of course to his doctors. What happened? I thought the feds were getting involved to champion his fake cause? Lol, some of the wild delusions he comes up is so out there. Joe should write a book someday about his brother titled ‘The Many Delusions of Andrew Ditch: A Front Row Seat to Evil’.
 
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