💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

What's the number for reporting autism fraud?
1-800- AMD-YFAK

As a palate and olfactory cleanser from Andy let me introduce you all to Francis. Francis is in every way possible the polar opposite of Amdy. Francis is a true autist. Francis may be the most Alpha Train Autist on the planet.
But Francis is a sweet creature filled with nothing but joy. Why just watching him experiencing "The Big Boy" for the first time you can't help but smile. Francis is living his best life. He functions in society. Millions of people watch his train videos. He has a long time Girlfriend, Amy. She is in fact real, has appeared on camera, and is extremely attractive. (plus clearly a very patient young woman). Francis loves trains. He shares his love with the world. The people that run the Trains love Francis. They share the stories and features of their trains with Francis. At no point is poop in any way involved. Francis is clearly quite capable of wiping his own ass. I meean he may have accidentally orgasmed on camera when he saw Big Boy for the first time, but I mean who wouldn't?

Francis = Note Fake
Amdy = Faek!!!!
 
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1-800- AMD-YFAK

As a palate and olfactory cleanser from Andy let me introduce you all to Francis. Francis is in every way possible the polar opposite of Amdy. Francis is a true autist. Francis may be the most Alpha Train Autist on the planet.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1iqdMsJfAksBut Francis is a sweet creature filled with nothing but joy. Why just watching him experiencing "The Big Boy" for the first time you can't help but smile. Francis is living his best life. He functions in society. Millions of people watch his train videos. He has a long time Girlfriend, Amy. She is in fact real, has appeared on camera, and is extremely attractive. (plus clearly a very patient young woman). Francis loves trains. He shares his love with the world. The people that run the Trains love Francis. They share the stories and features of their trains with Francis. At no point is poop in any way involved. Francis is clearly quite capable of wiping his own ass. I meean he may have accidentally orgasmed on camera when he saw Big Boy for the first time, but I mean who wouldn't?

Francis = Note Fake
Amdy = Faek!!!!
Francis is a chad
 
1-800- AMD-YFAK

As a palate and olfactory cleanser from Andy let me introduce you all to Francis. Francis is in every way possible the polar opposite of Amdy. Francis is a true autist. Francis may be the most Alpha Train Autist on the planet.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1iqdMsJfAksBut Francis is a sweet creature filled with nothing but joy. Why just watching him experiencing "The Big Boy" for the first time you can't help but smile. Francis is living his best life. He functions in society. Millions of people watch his train videos. He has a long time Girlfriend, Amy. She is in fact real, has appeared on camera, and is extremely attractive. (plus clearly a very patient young woman). Francis loves trains. He shares his love with the world. The people that run the Trains love Francis. They share the stories and features of their trains with Francis. At no point is poop in any way involved. Francis is clearly quite capable of wiping his own ass. I meean he may have accidentally orgasmed on camera when he saw Big Boy for the first time, but I mean who wouldn't?

Francis = Note Fake
Amdy = Faek!!!!
Fuck me man, I'd kill to be that happy about anything! Francis is a real ass nigga.
 
Im just stuck on who the hell is this pat meant to be thats apparently helping andy out because andy has no friends its like well established that he has no friends not even nova wants to be his friend.

"Pat" is about as real as Jessical Smilth.

He's pretending, because it hurts his case that he's living independently now.
 
"Pat" is about as real as Jessical Smilth.

He's pretending, because it hurts his case that he's living independently now.
Exactly, he generally invents a fake woman "Friend" who's some high powered lawyer or mental heath advocate of some sort, but it's just Andee beating it retard style into his diaper. Knowing this retard Pat's last name is "Thepuppy" and is about as real as his autism.
 
I can't recall the video but a favorite of mine I remembered that isn't a headbanging tantrum is when he's recording for nobody but himself (and to fake) as he's walking along some road and you hear a car woosh by and he whimpers like a dog and then calls crisis services/APS and says like "amdy almost get hit by caaaar because unsafe discharge! Need help please."
 
I've followed Francis for some time, dude is an absolute delight to watch. He fucking loves trains and wants to share that love with the world.
 
Exactly, he doesn't seem to understand that if you can comprehend the nature, structure, and context in a conversation, you obviously can't be retarded. Retards just flail about and can't respond in an intelligible, comprehensible way to structured conversation. One can't be retarded and hold a conversation with people where he tells thme exactly what he wants and cites ADA law. This is a "you can't have your cake and eat it too" situation. Either you're retarded, or you can advocate for yourself, it can't be both.

All this does is prove he is a faker, a moron, and thinks he is more shrewd and cunning than he will ever be.

My favourite part about that is how he always perfectly demonstrates the corollary to "He's stupid, but he's not retarded": He's not retarded, but he's really fucking stupid.

Whenever he plays Disaboolity Abbocate Amby, he undermines both the helpless baby and savant acts.

As we all know, he gets basic facts wrong because he's a poor reader (yet he insists he has auditory processing ishoos), in hilarious ways. Quoting the wrong book and charge to Officer Bentley. Begging Juice to apply for assistance from Disability Rights New York, only for Juice to inform him that DRNY is a law firm, not a government agency. There goes the savant part. He makes the arguments a stupid person would make, not a legitimately retarded one.

He also doesn't realize that people with the profound level of disability he claims aren't like Stephen Hawking, whose disabilities were entirely physical. People with IQs as low as 50-55 (the horizon between mild and moderate retardation) can read, but the way they do it is entirely different. For that person "Dog" isn't so much a description and guide on pronunciation, but a squiggle that corresponds to 🐶. They can sound it out, but putting the sound together with the concept can be really difficult.

People as retarded as Amby claims to be are straight up illiterate and innumerate, so the fucking Tard Tablet would make no sense unless it was all pictograms.
 
I can't recall the video but a favorite of mine I remembered that isn't a headbanging tantrum is when he's recording for nobody but himself (and to fake) as he's walking along some road and you hear a car woosh by and he whimpers like a dog and then calls crisis services/APS and says like "amdy almost get hit by caaaar because unsafe discharge! Need help please."
For me nothing tops a good Andy being told by the police to fuck off video.
 
As a palate and olfactory cleanser from Andy let me introduce you all to Francis. Francis is in every way possible the polar opposite of Amdy. Francis is a true autist. Francis may be the most Alpha Train Autist on the planet.
I've never seen Francis until now, but I like the guy already!
Fuck me man, I'd kill to be that happy about anything! Francis is a real ass nigga.
Agreed! That type of joy can be hard to come by, so it's great that he's found it!
As we all know, he gets basic facts wrong because he's a poor reader (yet he insists he has auditory processing ishoos), in hilarious ways. Quoting the wrong book and charge to Officer Bentley. Begging Juice to apply for assistance from Disability Rights New York, only for Juice to inform him that DRNY is a law firm, not a government agency. There goes the savant part. He makes the arguments a stupid person would make, not a legitimately retarded one.
As it's been said before, Amby always has these tells that undermine his case, every single time. He's not intellectually or developmentally disabled, he's just fucking stupid. Hopefully people are warning the autism mommy support groups that this fetishist is combing over their posts for tips for forcing others to indulge his fetish. It ain't gonna be me, but hopefully the Redditards are doing something useful for once, since they love inserting themselves into lolcow stories so much.
 
Exactly, he generally invents a fake woman "Friend" who's some high powered lawyer or mental heath advocate of some sort, but it's just Andee beating it retard style into his diaper. Knowing this retard Pat's last name is "Thepuppy" and is about as real as his autism.
Hence why I consider the best outcome for someone to call his bluff and say "Alright, see you in court."
 
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