But he's also an impulsive retard who is well known by New York state. The only way he could do a call like that and get away with it is if he got someone else to call in the SWAT. And even then, I fucking bet he'd be snickering and grinning ear to ear when he gets questioned by NYPD. He just doesn't have the emotional control and planning to get away with a crime like that. The second you say he fakes autism he recites the US legal system in such lucid detail he puts the officers themselves to shame, imagine him dealing with a fucking false terrorism report when the officers inevitably probe.