💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

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GARFGARF dijo:
How did Andy get enrolled in speech therapy? That must be a real annoyance for the staff, he just baby talks the entire time and fakes
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Delayed development of speech. He started using words on schedule, but couldn't compose sentences until he was 4.

He also has some kind of speech impediment; he turns into Porky Pig when he's excited about something. He was diagnosed with Tourette's, but it was deemed not functionally debilitating.

ETA: We've also never seen any reports or evidence he actually sees a speech therapist, he just says he does


Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet) dijo:
I'm kind of shocked that anyone managed to NOT get diagnosed with autism. Doesn't seem that hard a diagnosis to get. I had thought it was like ADHD; you know, if you can't find someone to say you're ADHD after you're read about the symptoms, you're not trying hard enough (this is North America specific).
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He's THAT bad at faking, and oversold the act. Had he just showed up in his A Best PCs golf shirt and started talking about the weather too loudly and without making eye contact, he would have been a slam dunk as a sperg.
 
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Even if Andy had an autism diagnosis would it really change anything? He'd be diagnosed with relatively mild autism. His schizoaffective is way more debilitating. He's already getting a tugboat. I think his problem is he wants the drooling non-talking level waiver for autism and thats just NOT going to happen.
 
Spawn of Dangerhair dijo:
He's THAT bad at faking, and oversold the act. Had he just showed up in his A Best PCs golf shirt and started talking about the weather too loudly and without making eye contact, he would have been a slam dunk as a sperg.
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Part of autism spectrum as a developmental disability is having a history of the diagnosis during the developmental years. Grown adults without a childhood history of the diagnosis generally don't get the diagnosis as adults, and the time where Andy would have been recieving that diagnosis was before the era where ASD got handed out like candy for any child with vague symptoms. Andy spent those years threatening to kill people, beating up Joe, and clearly articulating how he was shitting himself because people wouldn't give him what he wanted. This got him many medical labels other than autism, basically guaranteeing that any attempt to get that diagnosis as an adult would circle back to those other records and torpedo his chances of getting dat hewlp.
 
Orkeosaurus dijo:
Even if Andy had an autism diagnosis would it really change anything? He'd be diagnosed with relatively mild autism. His schizoaffective is way more debilitating. He's already getting a tugboat. I think his problem is he wants the drooling non-talking level waiver for autism and thats just NOT going to happen.
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I think I have figured out what Andy's grift is. See there's a Supreme Court case called Olmstead v. L.C., 527 U.S. 581 (1999), which held that it was discrimination to throw people who were developmentally disabled but not mentally ill in loony bins, so long as a doctor agreed that they were able to function with support in the community, the person did not wish to be institutionalized, and the State had the resources to provide community based support. You will occasionally hear Andy refer to this as " you're violating da Olmstead Act" but it is actually a Supreme Court case, not a statute. Despite the fact that the original Olmstead case was a plurality opinion (meaning less than half the Justices actually agreed with Ginsburg's full opinion, but enough agreed with the outcome to tip past 5-4) and was therefore very narrow in terms of its actual controlling precedent, many circuit courts have adopted a very broad reading of Ginsburg's plurality opinion which interprets the case as affirmatively requiring states to provide free, government funded community care and support for people with intellectual disabilities.

Andy wants the government to pay for him to live in a group home, get treated like an overgrown baby and get his ass wiped. He does not want to be locked up in a mental institution where they would take his internet access away and put him in lockdown when he misbehaves. So schizoaffective disorder does not get Andy what he wants, because it is a mental illness and not a developmental disability. Most other developmental disabilities either come with obvious physical characteristics that he lacks or can be established with genetic ttesting(e.g. Downs), so it has to be autism which there is no biological test for.
 
VF-1J Armored Valkyrie dijo:
Andy spent those years threatening to kill people, beating up Joe, and clearly articulating how he was shitting himself because people wouldn't give him what he wanted
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How the fuck has this fake fucking retard avoided getting tagged with "Danger to Self/Others".
 
I know other people have mentioned this documentary before. But tell me Amby isn't just like the woman in this documentary, only he's even worse. It really is a miracle for him he hasn't been placed in Hospital for the Criminally Insane yet. He 100% has personality disorders that aren't compatible with a functioning society.

Female Amby: 46:00 in, although she's featured a lot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVhvfjxyqxY
 
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The truth shall set you free!
 
InstituteCutie 2415 dijo:
Now all I can think about is a much higher-pitched elementary school-aged Andy going "I'm pooping myself! I'm pooping myself!".
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His "enuretic and encopretic episodes" were just that!

RodgerDodger dijo:
How the fuck has this fake fucking retard avoided getting tagged with "Danger to Self/Others".
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He was- he was put in a locked-down behaviour SpEd school, with a 6 : 1 : 1 student/teacher/wrangler ratio.

The problem is that he dropped out to pursue a career as an assistant manager at McDonalds, and shortly afterwards decided to have The Great Fall.


Orkeosaurus dijo:
Even if Andy had an autism diagnosis would it really change anything? He'd be diagnosed with relatively mild autism. His schizoaffective is way more debilitating. He's already getting a tugboat. I think his problem is he wants the drooling non-talking level waiver for autism and thats just NOT going to happen.
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This.

OPWDD would judge that he's neither incompetent nor incontinent, and the most he'd get is a subsidized apartment and access to Dial-A-Ride because he can't drive.

Sog Dog dijo:
Andy wants the government to pay for him to live in a group home, get treated like an overgrown baby and get his ass wiped. He does not want to be locked up in a mental institution where they would take his internet access away and put him in lockdown when he misbehaves
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Amby is too dumb to realize that group homes won't wipe his ass either. To get that, he'd need to be placed in a nursing home or long term care facility.
 
VF-1J Armored Valkyrie dijo:
Part of autism spectrum as a developmental disability is having a history of the diagnosis during the developmental years. Grown adults without a childhood history of the diagnosis generally don't get the diagnosis as adults, and the time where Andy would have been recieving that diagnosis was before the era where ASD got handed out like candy for any child with vague symptoms. Andy spent those years threatening to kill people, beating up Joe, and clearly articulating how he was shitting himself because people wouldn't give him what he wanted. This got him many medical labels other than autism, basically guaranteeing that any attempt to get that diagnosis as an adult would circle back to those other records and torpedo his chances of getting dat hewlp.
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Read this andy. Read it until it sinks in. And then shut up.
 
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