💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

Andy is such a piece of shit, I can't tell if he's got CWC-tier plot armor or he's yet to fuck with the wrong person.

I am convinced the powers that be are building a case against him, at least now. They don't get you immediately, they get you for everything they can and it takes awhile. He's been pissing off enough police and APS agents, so you never know who is filing what...
 
I am convinced the powers that be are building a case against him, at least now. They don't get you immediately, they get you for everything they can and it takes awhile. He's been pissing off enough police and APS agents, so you never know who is filing what...
Andy kept the party going for several years longer than it would have by moving to Erie.

Also yeah, the mill of justice grinds slowly but finely. Look how long it took NY. The problem is theres literally zero inter-state communication. But theres no state that will take his shit nearly as much as PA does, at least not on the eastern seaboard.
 
But there's no state that will take his shit nearly as much as PA does, at least not on the eastern seaboard.
That is true. If he came down here to Georgia, or any state in the deep south, his act wouldn't last long. I also wouldn't hold it against the gun owners losing their patience. Not that I can say I blame them.
 
Every fall, when I break out the hot cocoa for the first time, I'm reminded that Freezin' Season is upon us again, and that this might be the year that Andy gets frostbite in a finger or a toe, goes septic due to poop contamination, and dies.
Everyone knew when there was ice on the ground, that meant slippin Jimmy fakin' Andy was back in town.
 
Freezin' Season gives way to playing in traffic when it warms up.

Oh I think he knows better than that. The cops there, at this point, will arrest him I'm pretty sure. No what he will do is ring up APS, make a threat of doing it, claim he never did it, then get 302'd. He loves doing this because he gets a trip to the hospital where he gets to bother everyone for a good few hours. They'll ask him if he really meant it, he'll say no, he gets to walk free of an involuntary week stay at the nuthouse.

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'Mentally 2-8 years old' -The guy who just wrote a long-ass writ of declaration

My God they must be running out of oxygen laughing at this clown.
 
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'Mentally 2-8 years old' -The guy who just wrote a long-ass writ of declaration

My God they must be running out of oxygen laughing at this clown.
I feel like this is a hail mary from the wide load.

No one who has dealt with him and sees this would buy this. This is like going back to complain that my Big Mac has no sauce and the white guy who took my order starts trying to convince me he doesn't speak english.

"I AM MENTALLY A 2 YEAR OLD!" says the fat waste of space who can quote APS rules and regs.

I bet andy's getting frustrated that his usual tactics aren't getting him results.
 
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I feel like this is a hail mary from the wide load.

No one who has dealt with him and sees this would buy this. This is like going back to complain that my Big Mac has no sauce and the white guy who took my order starts trying to convince me he doesn't speak english.

"I AM MENTALLY A 2 YEAR OLD!" says the fat waste of space who can quote APS rules and regs.
He posted all his chess shit right after too :lit:

Holy fuck andy nobody will wipe your ass.
 
I feel like this is a hail mary from the wide load.

No one who has dealt with him and sees this would buy this. This is like going back to complain that my Big Mac has no sauce and the white guy who took my order starts trying to convince me he doesn't speak english.

"I AM MENTALLY A 2 YEAR OLD!" says the fat waste of space who can quote APS rules and regs.

I bet andy's getting frustrated that his usual tactics aren't getting him results.
Genuinely makes me mati when he says “I’m mentally 2 and a parrot”. Like does he seriously think anybody is retarded enough to believe that bullshit.

He is such a disgusting individual who is taking a retarded baby role play too far.
 
Genuinely makes me mati when he says “I’m mentally 2 and a parrot”. Like does he seriously think anybody is retarded enough to believe that bullshit.

He is such a disgusting individual who is taking a retarded baby role play too far.
He does.

he legit thinks that he's smarter than anyone else, and because he can quote APS rules that means they have to follow them. The fact he's not getting what he wants, to him, feels like someone's cheating him. And andy's... a lot like a child. a spoiled, selfish brat who never learned how to behave and possesses zero empathy.

APS already knows he's faking, they've put out papers showing they know he's failed +30 autism tests. No autism, an IQ average of 93, he's just a ABDL fetishist with a chronic need for attention, and considering the list I have of all the things he's claimed to have had, a hypochondriac too.
 
He does.

he legit thinks that he's smarter than anyone else, and because he can quote APS rules that means they have to follow them. The fact he's not getting what he wants, to him, feels like someone's cheating him. And andy's... a lot like a child. a spoiled, selfish brat who never learned how to behave and possesses zero empathy.

APS already knows he's faking, they've put out papers showing they know he's failed +30 autism tests. No autism, an IQ average of 93, he's just a ABDL fetishist with a chronic need for attention, and considering the list I have of all the things he's claimed to have had, a hypochondriac too.
Yet they can't block him or take any official action against him...
 
"I am Andrew Ditch."
We are aware of that.

"I cannot control blah blah blah blah because of disability."
Yes you can, you just choose not to. And besides, you don't really have a disability.

"You are abusing me"
Okay, so now WE'RE abusing him. Let's see why.
"because you are failing to diagnose,"
We never diagnosed you.
"or refusing to accept my diagnosis"
We can't really refuse to accept any diagnosis nor can we accept the diagnosis that you don't have.

"I am not able to take care of myself."
Yes you are, you just choose not to.
"I need help so I can be healthy and safe."
No you don't, and even when you do get help, you piss it away because they miss just one minute of not changing your shitty ass diaper.
"I don't want to give people a hard time."
Giving people a hard time is what you're very good at.

"I want to work again."
No you don't.
"I want to work hard on taking care of my body."
That festering rash on your left thigh would beg to differ.
"I want to do what it takes."
If you did, you would have put the effort in years the fuck ago, Andy.

"Because of my autism and sensory issues"
What autism? What sensory issues? Oh wait a minute, the autism and the ones you don't have.
"I don't understand the information."
You seem to be doing a good job of understanding the good amount of information that was provided to you.
"I am not able to understand everything."
But you sure know how to understand how to make a really long community post like this to try and cope, which disproves you not knowing how to cope.
"I shut down and avoid things that is too hard for me and not able to respond to and I refuse help or run away or get upset to avoid this situation or stress."
You don't shut down and avoid things or refuse help to avoid a situation. You whine and throw a tantrum whenever you don't get your way and then you refuse help because of so and such. As far as stress, you don't really avoid stress very well in fact you seem to cater into it and you seem to feed into the attention.
"Having someone take ownership of me and do the decisions making and protecting me is what I need to take this demanding adult life away from me to help me function better."
You don't want anyone to have ownership over you, you consistently try to remove your dad from your SSI as the payee. As far as a demanding adult life, you don't have one. You have it made over there in that Crap shack, with the state paying your rent, because they feel bad for you, no matter how much like shit you treat them.
"The support I need an ask for are not provided."
Because you piss it away every single time you don't get your way.
"Mentally I am in a 2 to 8 socially, emotionally, and cognitive abilities."
Mentally a 2 to 8 year old would not take time out of their day and make a really complex and well thought out community post like you just did.
"I am at baseline functioning."
Once again, baseline functioning is not making a well thought out community post.
"My anxiety and emotional disabilities is from unsupported autism as a communication for unmet needs."
No, it's from unsupported schizoaffective disorder.

"My goal of these complaints is to get accommodation and supports I need to work and live in the community and be healthy safe and function as a normal adult has the ability to."
No, your goal of these complaints is to piss off the police like you usually do to try and get 302d.
"Because of my disability I don't have the same opportunity as others without disability."
You don't have a disability. And you did have an opportunity, you just didn't take it. You chose to be something else.

"Sincerely,

Andrew Ditch"
Ew, gay.
 
I can almost guarantee that Andy will die in the bathtub. He may or may not have aides at that time but if he did, none would bother reporting him dead. He'd just bloat in there and fester, though you'd never know that difference
His habitual need to shower after each load does mean he spends more time in there than most people. It would be kind of ironic if he slipped and broke his neck putting on a show to an aide or cop to prove he needs dat help.
 
Since Andy hasn’t posted any videos of people hurting him illegally like he has before then I’m going to have to believe that he finally is getting that help. I was really starting to see how unfair and abused Andy truly was when he posted videos—especially conversations/arguments with local organizations and/or Tom and/or Joe—but now that he’s stopped posting them, I’m starting to think maybe it was fake all along? If Andy posted a new video, perhaps the alluded-to recorded phone call with APS (mentioned in the recent video with the woman who didn’t want to be on camera, with the cops in the kitchen), then I would know for sure that he needs that help and doesn’t fake and is abused by his father and brother.
 
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