💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

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Autismobili Lamborghini dijo:
The tentative wording of this made me giggle.

He's def eaten his own shit before. There's strong circumstantial evidence for it, there was way back a video in the 339 Morgan bathroom, and the mouthwash cap was smeared all over with shit. It's a unpleasant thought, but try to come up with reasons for why someone playing with feces suddenly needs mouthwash. :cryblood:
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counterpoint: He put it up his pooper
 
malt_liquor dijo:
recording of a phone court hearing taken by Andy in Cleveland Ohio on July 22 2024 (that Andy was told not to record by the judge btw) where during an explanation of the course of events that led to Andy fleeing New York for Ohio and why no one was planning to go get Andy in Ohio, Tom says he can't and won't go get him because he is "very disabled" after Andy re-broke his ribs in Joe's truck literally within one hour of being discharged from the hospital for his broken ribs (timestamp 19 min)
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I'll do you one better. This is the actual recording of Andrew being a whiny baby and kicking the back of his dad's seat, re breaking his dad's ribs.
Around 38:24 is when it actually happens, 41:09 is Tom crying.

41:24 Claiming his dad is "abusing" him when we have recorded proof of him assaulting the elderly.
You're a piece of shit, Andrew James Ditch. How your immediate family still has contact with you, never ceases to surprise me.
You should've been locked up in a straitjacket and in a mental institution years the fuck ago.
 
A-Stump dijo:
Hahaha LOL. Like he'd get a fucking funeral. His end is getting mass incinerated with a bunch of other nobodies and then tossed into some field, aka the county special.
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Oh God! Can you imagine the horror is they attempt to cremate the poopsquatch without knowing what he is? The Crematorium explosion would wipe out 5 city blocks.
 
RodgerDodger dijo:
Oh God! Can you imagine the horror is they attempt to cremate the poopsquatch without knowing what he is? The Crematorium explosion would wipe out 5 city blocks.
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Scarily enough, someone too fat to cremate ends up liquifying and causes a leaking grease fire from the chamber. Imagine the mess and smell of liquified poopsquatch.
 
"The cow ringler was arrested for being a child toucher."

Can anybody actually confirm this? I'm too busy going through Big bunjee's old videos and playing CDDA to muster up even an effort to look into it. Also, they fucking annoy me.
 
I can almost guarantee that Andy will die in the bathtub. He may or may not have aides at that time but if he did, none would bother reporting him dead. He'd just bloat in there and fester, though you'd never know that difference
 
A-Stump dijo:
I can almost guarantee that Andy will die in the bathtub. He may or may not have aides at that time but if he did, none would bother reporting him dead. He'd just bloat in there and fester, though you'd never know that difference
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His last words will be, "poop shower."
 
My abstract death pool entry is Andy burning up in his bed since he surrounds himself in cheap chinese electronic lights and toys while he sleeps. He wakes up to the smoke alarm and thinks he has to pretend it hurts his ears and by then its too late
 
malt_liquor dijo:
My abstract death pool entry is Andy burning up in his bed since he surrounds himself in cheap chinese electronic lights and toys while he sleeps. He wakes up to the smoke alarm and thinks he has to pretend it hurts his ears and by then its too late
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I used to think that hopefully he would bang his head hard enough it would cause enough damage to cause an aneurysm profuse enough it would kill him. Now he doesn't really throw headbanger tantrums anymore, which is fucking lame.

I know this sounds contradictory to one of my previous comments, but him being the way that he is, is why he headbanged so much.

Orkeosaurus dijo:
If Janet and Tom weren't retarded they would have drugged him into a stupor like Sally does to Cyraxx.

IIRC Tom, Janet, and Joe's favorite cope used to be that he's got brain damage.. He was evaluated and it came back normal.
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I do like to believe he was never told "no" as a kid, but the reason he acts this this way + his accurate diagnosis of schizoaffective disorder, has to be something deeper. I am aware of the sexual abuse allegations of his brother, but he twists that story so much that I can barely believe it even happened. There has to be some result of the physical blunt trauma he has faced over the years that I refuse to believe any evaluation pre-autopsy.
What I primarily meant was if there is any chemistry left, I want them to evaluate it to see what the fuck was wrong with him. I see where you thought that I was referring to physical trauma, but now now you did, I believe there is a form of that mixed in as well.
 
cmpyt dijo:
I used to think that hopefully he would bang his head hard enough it would cause enough damage to cause an aneurysm profuse enough it would kill him.
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In his most infamous headbanging video, you can actually see him deliberately choose an object which will provide the least damage to him. It's either hollow or particle board and you know it because when he strikes it, it gives off a louder thud than solid wood would. He literally has to bend down in a peculiar position to accomplish this.

Another one I can think of is him supposedly smacking his head on concrete. It's halfhearted and superficial. Ever dealt with a toddler having tantrums? Same exact shit.

He's never had a concussion or anything behind minor contusions. You'd know if he had because he'd never shut up about it. Even his famed 'bike accident' in my opinion was just him falling off his bicycle and making up a wild story about it. They sent him home the same day after all. Guy just gives himself a few scrapes and turns it into a near fatality. Over and over again.
 
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KingofEgypt dijo:
one of these days will be his last and he will meet with the wrong person and then get shot for being a bitch
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I'm still rolling for Andy laying in the snow too long in one of his attention-whoring meltdowns. Although the season for that is almost over. Next year, Jack Frost will get him.
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans dijo:
I'm still rolling for Andy laying in the snow too long in one of his attention-whoring meltdowns. Although the season for that is almost over. Next year, Jack Frost will get him.
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I want one of the cops to call andy on his bluff one of these winters and just watch andy for like an hour making snow angels while the dude drinks a nice hot coffee.
 
Orkeosaurus dijo:
I want one of the cops to call andy on his bluff one of these winters and just watch andy for like an hour making snow angels while the dude drinks a nice hot coffee.
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Every fall, when I break out the hot cocoa for the first time, I'm reminded that Freezin' Season is upon us again, and that this might be the year that Andy gets frostbite in a finger or a toe, goes septic due to poop contamination, and dies.
 
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