Amusing Engrish from Item Listings

[Coo Coo Bird]

Potato
Funny Potato
Pendant
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Not a potato, not a pendant, but it is kind of funny.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Not a potato, not a pendant, but it is kind of funny.

I dunno; it's clearly marked as a potato, and they're the ones selling it. It does seem like it'd go over great as an office lady gift.

 

[Brain Power]

Red and black mashed potatoes
Dark purple matte
Sparkling chameleon
Holographic chameleon

 

[dick brain]

 

[Aunt Carol]

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Hypothesis: they're trying to describe the sheath, and they're doing it through an automated translation service ("as a neck").

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

stop worrying about these problems

Hello darkness my old friend....

Hypothesis: they're trying to describe the sheath, and they're doing it through an automated translation service ("as a neck").

"Vagina" is a literal translation for sheath in Latin. No idea what they used to get "neck".

 

[Pepe Cortisona]

Potato
Funny Potato
Pendant
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DOOD!

"Vagina" is a literal translation for sheath in Latin. No idea what they used to get "neck".

[...]or as a necklace.

I think that's what the buyer tried to say based on "You can wear it on a belt".

 

[Aunt Carol]

Meticulous grinding
Let the baby eat happily

 

[ChompChomp]

Mild Care Vaginal Capsules
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Usage Method
Wash the private parts and keep moist, wash your hands, insert the capsule into the private part of 7 cm in the private part with your finger

Fun fact: These are called a, "pessary," or, "pessaries," for a group of them, which is my new favorite derogatory term!

> I may have lost this one, but at least I know my father, you recycled pessary!

 

[Aunt Carol]

Fun fact: These are called a, "pessary," or, "pessaries," for a group of them, which is my new favorite derogatory term!

You're correct, but in modern days, in the US, people usually refer to those as "vaginal suppositories" to differentiate from (reusable) pessaries.


Antique pessaries are an interesting topic; you can see why a woman might prefer a potato.

 

[krazy orange cat]

It is more convenient to inject water with a funnel.
Be careful not to fill it with water.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Are you Still Trouble These Issuues?

• Pee Everywhere
• Destroy the Plant
• Scratch the Furniture
• Chewing Shoes

Cat balls
Your little helper.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

You guys excited about the fuckin' sale?

Dere iz no change in dee pran. Bye.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Press The Beating Pen Spots Rhinestone Foreskin Press The Pen Girl Student



maybe it's "Press The Beating Pen Spots, Rhinestone Foreskin! Press The Pen, Girl Student."

 

[krazy orange cat]

 

[Aunt Carol]

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This is what pops up on your neuralink when you're in the Pleasure Sector where they sell Heroin Plus and rent out sexbots.

 

[krazy orange cat]

Order your box of "No" today!

 

[Something Awful]

lol

(yes I did order it, who wouldn't)

 

[Aunt Carol]

Order your box of "No" today!
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[Pepe Cortisona]

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