Amusing Engrish from Item Listings

[Aunt Carol]

Is the items on the washstand disorderly?
Before use: It is always inconvenient to pick it up by leaving it randomly on the washbasin
After use: Hurry up to the wall and hang it as you please, reducing storage troubles

 

[Aunt Carol]

Bucket waist !!
Only the largest jeans.
Big cake face !!
Hide when taking pictures.
Rough arm !!
Never wear suspenders.
Elephant leg!!
Dare not wear a skirt.
Small belly !!
Suspected pregnancy.

at first I thought this was going to rhyme

 

[Aunt Carol]

Cheese problems solved

native English speakers, just very straightforward in their titles

 

[Aunt Carol]

ORGANIZE
This book includes personal privacy, hobbies, and tastes.

the hair clips are what's for sale

 

[dick brain]

Ah yes. The British Flag.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Brb, I gotta revive someone who died 2000 years ago to buy me this item. Someone who has no idea about about Russia, The Kremlin or Guns in general.

 

[CallmeCicada]

 

[Aunt Carol]

Brb, I gotta revive someone who died 2000 years ago to buy me this item. Someone who has no idea about about Russia, The Kremlin or Guns in general.

At first I was thinking that it'd be like Grandma buying you the Nintende Game Child, but y'know, someone who used to deal in gold 2000 years ago really wouldn't have any problem picking up where they left off, other than the language barrier and getting online.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Mild Care Vaginal Capsules

Usage Method
Wash the private parts and keep moist, wash your hands, insert the capsule into the private part of 7 cm in the private part with your fingers


eta:
The temptation of particles is unstoppable


The Human Body Exists Sensor Module


Redundant Prepuce Corrector Gel


PERSIST IN ONE'S OLD WAYS
FULL OF PERSONALITY

 

[Aunt Carol]

FROM AIR FORCE TO EXPLOSIVE PROTECTION
JUST A LITTLE BIT


The large amount does not cause death


Don't forget to hand wash your hands frequently


eta:
Beetality Prostate Care Nasal Inhaler


01 Stimulate the of private parts and enhance men's charm
02 Gentle conditioning, delicate care, and adaptability to the skin
03 Selected raw materials, balanced proportions, remarkable effects
04 Improve self-confidence, private enjoyment


Post whatever you want


COMPLIANCE AND TYPING
PERSISTENT NORM
Smooth and smooth | Broken hair finishing rod
The beauty of small savior starts with "head"

 

[Aunt Carol]

Suitble People
Frequent sex life
Private problem
Private parts itching smel
Sedentary and not exercising


Catch up on your whims
Garbage bags have a dedicated storage area
The contents of the bag are clear at a glance. can also breathe freely.
Enjoy the full sense of ritual in life.

I love that they're just labeled "CONVENIENT."

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

Suitble People
Frequent sex life
Private problem
Private parts itching smel
Sedentary and not exercising
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Catch up on your whims
Garbage bags have a dedicated storage area
The contents of the bag are clear at a glance. can also breathe freely.
Enjoy the full sense of ritual in life.
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I love that they're just labeled "CONVENIENT."

Wait, how is this supposed to fix itching genitals?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Wait, how is this supposed to fix itching genitals?

Sorry, those pictures were from two different items. I'd be more worried about the smel, though.


HOW TO USE?
Turn the toothbrush and screw out the oil
Apply to the tooth
Try to control your pet, don't lick it, and scrape it off slowly with tools in about 3 minutes
After cleaning, smear pet with a toothbrush

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

After cleaning, smear pet with a toothbrush

I guess it would make the dog cleaner, but it would take forever.

 

[Aunt Carol]

AREYOU STILL WORRIED

This is the kind of thing @Cats sees when he turns off his adblocker

 

[Aunt Carol]

stop worrying about these problems
Destroy Furniture Stabbing Pads
No one to play with Groundless Claw


WOMEN

SCENT​

Luxurious fragrance that lasts for 24 hours ensuring your boyfriend's unlimited cuddles and flirty gestures!

 

[Aunt Carol]

This just in: Birds use diapers

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

This just in: Birds use diapersBut
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But can society ever understand Superbird?

• Convenient. Designed with magic tape in the front of neck to make you wear it and take off easy and quickly. It is feasible to wear directly on the coat for this shoulder pad.
• Good for your birds. Two loops on the shoulder top, you can hang an anklet for fixing pet birds, or some toys for them playing on your shoulder.
• Multifunctional. Not only prevent filthy on your own clothes, but avoid your clothes being bitten. The arm guard is possible to protect your forearm from birds scratching and biting.
• Material. Made of thickened denim fabric, strong for daily use. It can prevent being scratched.
• Interact with Birds. Daily color cloth, wearing a cape with a parrots out will not be eye-catching, go out is very convenient. Apply to small medium parakeet cockatiel, macaws love birds, finches lovebird

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[Aunt Carol]

The phrase "poop shawl" is all they had to say.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Potato
Funny Potato
Pendant