AMERICA 250 WHOOP WHOOP - HERES TO 250 MORE!!!

[dispot]

My niece just called me a "cunt" because I (jokingly) keep asking people why the default state of our barbecue is tacos. There is two people of Hispanic descent in this thirty person gathering. It honestly hurt me deeply. Why does she event know that word?

 

[Clown College 2nd Year]

Happy 250th America glad my fatass was born here.

 

[The Lawgiver]

I'm still upset about not doing any cool physical shit today and seemingly missing every event but I at the very least got a quick pfp out. It's taking a while processing but I'm feeling so patriotic if the animated one turns out well I'll leave it on for like a week after today maybe. Posting this shit here just in case I fail to finish it before the 4th is over lmao.

Really quick and dirty edit of my current pfp I did the moment I got a slight spurt of energy. Dealt with the slightly too long neck fuckup by making the hair go over it a little.

My niece just called me a "cunt" because I (jokingly) keep asking people why the default state of our barbecue is tacos. There is two people of Hispanic descent in this thirty person gathering. It honestly hurt me deeply. Why does she event know that word?

There is 0 hispanic people at my 0 person 4th gathering and I had a mexican style breakfast melt thing for lunch and a rice bowl of similar vaguely hispanic style for dinner. It is my god given right as an american to have fake-mexican food.

 

[Tactical Wizard]

America is the Great Satan and God Willing it will not survive to see the Tricentennial. It is an abominable bastion of Liberalism. America is a Corrupt, Gay Race Communist Boomerocracy, whose leaders are puppet whore politicians who are slavish devotees to Jews, Multinational corporations, blacks, mexicans, sodomy enthusiasts and trannies. There is nothing to be proud of in America. America is a Liberal country and to be Liberal is to be Immoral.

Death to America

Of all of the unlikeable, insufferable and all around faggoty posters on the farms, you are the faggiest. If there were anything resembling justice in this world, you would be killed and your family would also be killed for inflicting and oxygen thief like you upon the rest of us and may god have mercy on your soul.

 

[Poisonbreath]

Happy birthday to the only country on Earth that matters.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

My dog is deathly terrified of fireworks, I'm calling him Eurodog for the rest of the day.

 

[Gothic Runes]

Almost every revolution in history has ended in a civil war or an insane dictator taking over (or both), the American Revolution is a rare exception they should be genuinely proud of. It might be the 5th here but happy birthday anyway, Ameribros.

 

[Mister Fister]

If any of this is true it is only because stupid niggers like you do nothing. Get the fuck off your ass.

AMERICA WILL SEE ITS 500 YEAR ANNIVERSARY, BOOKMARK ME.

The future starships will have the stars and stripes.

 

[teriyakiburns]

Quiet Angloid.

Hey, he tagged me after getting mad about stickers.

 

[Fishnumm]

Almost every revolution in history has ended in a civil war or an insane dictator taking over (or both), the American Revolution is a rare exception they should be genuinely proud of. It might be the 5th here but happy birthday anyway, Ameribros.

the warsaw uprising ended in udder tragedy fuck germany

 

[DavidS877]

Why doesn't the site have an America 250th theme. Why does Josh hate America.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Why doesn't the site have an America 250th theme. Why does Josh hate America.

We're busy at Mossad HQ. We've had briefings all week about our new posting orders and what ideas to push on the users here. Why do you think I haven't been Iran posting for the past few days and will be starting again tomorrow?

 

[Fishnumm]

Why doesn't the site have an America 250th theme. Why does Josh hate America.

he had one last year and the faggot didnt allow it all year for some reason

 

[Fishnumm]

today is also the phillipeens independence day lul

 

[Mister Fister]

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

today is also the phillipeens independence day lul

Don't make fun of the Philippines, where else would sailors gets wives that turn into a 300lbs. dependapotamus at 30?

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I've had two AMERICA FUCK YEAH beers so far.

 

[Mister Fister]

Don't make fun of the Philippines, where else would sailors gets wives that turn into a 300lbs. dependapotamus at 30?

Fitting Asia Mexico works the same as Mexico.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

My dog is deathly terrified of fireworks, I'm calling him Eurodog for the rest of the day.

My dog gives zero fucks about fireworks.

 

[Fishnumm]

Don't make fun of the Philippines, where else would sailors gets wives that turn into a 300lbs. dependapotamus at 30?

im not its a fact