🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Ah yes, Nick Cannon’s 2 million dollar shoes. The guy who’s worth 50 mil and knocked up Mariah Carey.

Totally just like our gorl Amber, who’s 570 pounds, can’t walk more than 3 minutes, and is fuckin’ DYING! Sorry, you can’t compare apples with orange chicken, hun.
 
What does she think that even means? She can be done all she wants but until she deletes her YT channel and all social media and cuts out most of her social circle, everybody hates or at least deep down resents her. There is no option that will allow you to only see positive comments on SM (if there are any left), if she wants to find any ass kissers she’ll have to sift through the hate. And in IRL terms, if you want to avoid negative people then don’t act negatively.
Logic eludes are gorl yet again. All we can say is, “You do you!!!” (like she was gonna do anything else).
 
And now the big gorl won’t even say the word “sexual” in a video for fear of demonetization. Oh how times have changed.

She’s probably going to hurriedly delete that video soon.
That's fine if she does. It will still be available here.

 
My favorite part is that she still doesn't get the point. It's what she spends her money on that people are criticizing. She could spend that $48 on a really nice pair of earrings made from actual silver or gold and gemstones, but she chooses Chinese plastic from Wommart. I mean, they wouldn't have tassels on them that resemble burlesque pasties so I guess that's unacceptable. I personally don't care what she spends her money on, but I have every right to make fun of it if she tries to flaunt it.
 
She says she's laughing but we all know she's seething.
 
I'm sorry but no. While the individual statements she made may be true in general, they don't apply in her specific case. It's true that everyone has the right to spend the money they earn however they please, but when you complain about not being able to afford weight loss surgery and then you spend so much money so frivolously on completely useless garbage... what do you expect gorl? Of course everyone is going to make fun of you!

And when you continuously brag about earning 10K/month, claiming to give half of that to your gorlfriend, then you beg for your viewers to donate 5K to said gorlfriend's mom... something's not right gorl. People are going to be outraged that you spend $50 on stupidly tacky fake joolry instead of allocating all spare resources toward the major family crisis you're having. The "why can't I do bolth?" excuse doesn't work either because as always, you aren't doing bolth, you never do bolth, you always provide for yourself and yourself only.

Also, lol at the use of the word "worry". Like anyone is losing sleep over her spending habits. People are bound to be dismayed by the absurdity of her actions though. It's impossible not to be in disbelief at such a trainwreck.
 
"When you make your money, you get to decide what to do with it." 🤦‍♀️

Yeah, but most people that make money EARNED it, you lazy bitch. It's a "lucky" few that get paid to fail, and even fewer that can be so arrogant about it. You hit the jackpot there. You stumbled on the one thing that allows you to roll to the edge of your bed--not even OUT of bed--lah for 10 minutes, and wait for a check.

Such a #BossBabe. Pulling 6 figures a year, but can't be bothered to buy a $100 ring light to invest in her 'business.' Or get health insurance. Or ya know, shower on occasion. Perfume is not a substitute for basic hygiene.

In summary, it will not be the internet's responsibility to save her life, when the hospital bills exceed her ability to pay them because she threw it away on plastic earrings and pizza that she "doesn't even like." She wasted a lot of goodwill on that GoFundMe stunt.

*Ninja'd by a bunch of people, but yeah:

GO CRY TO SOMEONE ELSE. 🤷‍♀️
 
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