🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[bev]

Gorls, I've been following Amber for about a year now, maybe over that and have had plenty of time to read the general threads as well as the supporting cast, older videos, SM et cetera. The one thing I was not able to do was to sit through AL's actual videos from the past, as no matter which sped she catfishes, she's still a boring at best, grating at worst fat fuck.

I'm still confused when I see "dusty". Context clues tell me that's another name for Destiny, much like Necky = Becky but is that a nickname the farms came up with? Is that another name Destiny goes by? I have been suffering in silence never knowing the right moment to ask someone plz solve this mystery so I can delete this comment and the gen thread can get back on topic

I didn't join yet, but I was lurking around that time. It came from the Farms and started as an affectionate rip due to her looking like a boy. Destiny-->Dustin-->Dusty.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Gorls, I've been following Amber for about a year now, maybe over that and have had plenty of time to read the general threads as well as the supporting cast, older videos, SM et cetera. The one thing I was not able to do was to sit through AL's actual videos from the past, as no matter which sped she catfishes, she's still a boring at best, grating at worst fat fuck.

I'm still confused when I see "dusty". Context clues tell me that's another name for Destiny, much like Necky = Becky but is that a nickname the farms came up with? Is that another name Destiny goes by? I have been suffering in silence never knowing the right moment to ask someone plz solve this mystery so I can delete this comment and the gen thread can get back on topic

Dusty (short for Dustin) is a Farm name for Destiny. When Amber could still fit in a single thread, we used to get yelled at about nicknames because it was just too much autism in one place. Then Null crammed her into a forum of her own the autism became less concentrated and more stratified, and our rulers became more tolerant of nicknames for the speds du jour, and 'Dusty' stuck.

e: gah, ninja'd.

 

[Soda Sink]

Amberlynn will literally stab herself to get out of a healthy eating situation.
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That was like 3 years ago.

Fuck you, hater. I ate an avocado 3 years ago. I'm healthy.

 

[Snusmumriken]

I didn't join yet, but I was lurking around that time. It came from the Farms and started as an affectionate rip due to her looking like a boy. Destiny-->Dustin-->Dusty.

Ahhh. All this time I thought she was either genuinely trans like Kasey or she was just...idk, covered in dust a lot. Would have made sense to me, Amber and all the fats in her orbits are constantly covered in dirt so

 

[Empress of Lucite]

After cutting herself trying to pit that avocado, Amberlynn insisted on eating first before she went to the ER. True story!

Honestly one of my all time fave moments in Amberlynn cannon. She shows her open wound to the camera, then Destiny makes the mistake of suggesting they need to go deal with it immediately and Amber barely holds it together as she snaps "BUT I HAVE TO EAT FIRST!"

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

She a laaah.

If she enjoys doing walking so much, how is doing it more than once a day suddenly going to make her not enjoy it? Bullshit.

And she's allegedly been doing this since, what, April? I mean technically she's done this micro-workout walking bullshit for years, but she's been sorta-kinda sticking with it since about April, accordign to her. That's more than 5 months. And she still hasn't even reached five continuous minutes of walking once a day. In five months!

And here she is, defiantly refusing to add a few more tiny sessions per day. Such a farce. She doesn't want to change.

Also (and go right ahead and correct me if I'm wrong, Twinko) hasn't she been showing off and flexing her sum-2 minutes of waddling/wobbling and patting her fatty back hump about how PROUD she is of herself.....and those garbage times are actually worse than what we saw before?

lmao this bitch.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Becky should stab her next time they go to Cheesecake Factory so she can't eat it anymore. That's how this re.tarded logic works, right?

 

[Xenomorph]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jr_Q6DzCHt8:597
Honestly one of my all time fave moments in Amberlynn cannon. She shows her open wound to the camera, then Destiny makes the mistake of suggesting they need to go deal with it immediately and Amber barely holds it together as she snaps "BUT I HAVE TO EAT FIRST!"

Fucking iconic. In one brief moment AL's whole personality shines through.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

I have been suffering in silence never knowing the right moment to ask someone plz solve this mystery so I can delete this comment and the gen thread can get back on topic

Shit, we're not that scary, are we? Gorls, if you want to know something and don't want to stick your neck out publicly, just ask one of the regs on their profile of similar. Sometimes we get people who think being a massive bitch to everyone will get them status, but there's no status to be had on this board. The lads raid occasionally to tell us what sad, pathetic cunts we are, but other than that anyone being unreasonably snarly to other farmers will get booted back to YTT or whichever other hellhole they came from.

I can't watch her vids either, you're not alone. And most of the reaction channels are every bit as annoying as Big Albert herself - I tend to glean stuff, just skim or watch relevant snippets cos if I had to tolerate that voice type deal sich-oo-ay-shun too often, screen wastage chez Clanger would cause an environmental hazard.

The nickname thing is a moving target, but one with loosely defined parameters. Dusty is indeed from Dustin and it annoys both Al and Density so we keep doing it. Of course we do. Anything to do with necks/lack of or thumbs/resemblance to is Becky, and Albert's nicknames are pretty obvious. Even when I call her the Cheesebeast.

All this'll go in the FAQ, but some things are so entrenched I've even forgotten they are things so if anyone else wonders "eh, wot?" over something, flag it up and we'll chuck it in. It's a big board now, but we were all new once.

 

[Ellana]

After cutting herself trying to pit that avocado, Amberlynn insisted on eating first before she went to the ER. True story!

"I wanted to make a salad, but for some reason ... God stopped me! But I don't care! I'm going to keep going! And I'm going to eat my salad!"

Amber didn't cut herself. You heard her, she had NEVER in her LIFE done anything like that. God himself wavered her grip on that knife!

 

[New & Improved Username]

She looks so much thinner and yet her weight was in the 400s. It's astonishing.

 

[JambledUpWords]

She looks so much thinner and yet her weight was in the 400s. It's astonishing.

It’s sad when being 400 pounds is considered “skinny”. I wonder how Al reacts to seeing women around her height at a normal weight? She would probably think that they are unhealthily skinny due to her warped perception of human body types.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Shit, we're not that scary, are we? Gorls, if you want to know something and don't want to stick your neck out publicly, just ask one of the regs on their profile of similar. Sometimes we get people who think being a massive bitch to everyone will get them status, but there's no status to be had on this board. The lads raid occasionally to tell us what sad, pathetic cunts we are, but other than that anyone being unreasonably snarly to other farmers will get booted back to YTT or whichever other hellhole they came from.

I can't watch her vids either, you're not alone. And most of the reaction channels are every bit as annoying as Big Albert herself - I tend to glean stuff, just skim or watch relevant snippets cos if I had to tolerate that voice type deal sich-oo-ay-shun too often, screen wastage chez Clanger would cause an environmental hazard.

The nickname thing is a moving target, but one with loosely defined parameters. Dusty is indeed from Dustin and it annoys both Al and Density so we keep doing it. Of course we do. Anything to do with necks/lack of or thumbs/resemblance to is Becky, and Albert's nicknames are pretty obvious. Even when I call her the Cheesebeast.

All this'll go in the FAQ, but some things are so entrenched I've even forgotten they are things so if anyone else wonders "eh, wot?" over something, flag it up and we'll chuck it in. It's a big board now, but we were all new once.

Y'know, for a site I was told repeatedly was full of literal Nazis who wanted nothing more than to personally rape every woman who's ever played a video game whilst simultaneously driving every trans person in America to suicide, there sure are some nice people here.

And some astonishingly shitty shit-bags, of course. But I suppose that's to be expected, what with the Nazis and the suicide-inducers and the rapists and such. Still. I'll be sad when the FBI finally shuts this place down and we all go on trial for cyberbullying.

See you in the Hague, gorls!

It’s sad when being 400 pounds is considered “skinny”. I wonder how Al reacts to seeing women around her height at a normal weight? She would probably think that they are unhealthily skinny due to her warped perception of human body types.

I wonder about this, too. I think she oscillates between "that healthy terribly terribly thin woman is clearly DYING TO DEATH" and "I'm not actually *that much* bigger than this plump-but-healthy person before me".

I suppose it helps that she tries her best to keep herself surrounded by other bigger gorls (even if some of them are merely overweight and haven't ascended to true plus-size goddess status... yet).

 

[ADHD]

Ah, 2015 Amber, so young, so naive, thinking she'd never hit 500 lbs, let alone 600 lbs.

What a magical 4 years it's been!

 

[raritycunt]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jr_Q6DzCHt8:597
Honestly one of my all time fave moments in Amberlynn cannon. She shows her open wound to the camera, then Destiny makes the mistake of suggesting they need to go deal with it immediately and Amber barely holds it together as she snaps "BUT I HAVE TO EAT FIRST!"

Could you imagine someone else doing that with a grievous injury? Someone gets hit by a car and instead of going to the hospital to get their injuries checked they sit and eat dinner. Absolutely insane.

 

[TwinkoStorr]

Lahh

 

[FitBitch]

Amberlynn will literally stab herself to get out of a healthy eating situation.
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"And I never took the time to learn how to remove the seed properly afterwards. You must be new here, I'm Amber and I don't learn things, I just act like a know-it-all cunt to people like you."

 

[smallmilk]

Shit, we're not that scary, are we? Gorls, if you want to know something and don't want to stick your neck out publicly, just ask one of the regs on their profile of similar. Sometimes we get people who think being a massive bitch to everyone will get them status, but there's no status to be had on this board. The lads raid occasionally to tell us what sad, pathetic cunts we are, but other than that anyone being unreasonably snarly to other farmers will get booted back to YTT or whichever other hellhole they came from.

I can't watch her vids either, you're not alone. And most of the reaction channels are every bit as annoying as Big Albert herself - I tend to glean stuff, just skim or watch relevant snippets cos if I had to tolerate that voice type deal sich-oo-ay-shun too often, screen wastage chez Clanger would cause an environmental hazard.

The nickname thing is a moving target, but one with loosely defined parameters. Dusty is indeed from Dustin and it annoys both Al and Density so we keep doing it. Of course we do. Anything to do with necks/lack of or thumbs/resemblance to is Becky, and Albert's nicknames are pretty obvious. Even when I call her the Cheesebeast.

All this'll go in the FAQ, but some things are so entrenched I've even forgotten they are things so if anyone else wonders "eh, wot?" over something, flag it up and we'll chuck it in. It's a big board now, but we were all new once.

Density is better than Dusty imo

 

[497]

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Shit like this pisses me off. You are practically almost dead. You cannot afford to prance around the idea of "oh if it's not fun I dont want it." You. Have. To. Change. Yesterday. Starting small isn't going to work for you. You do not have the time like someone who needs to only lose 50lbs or even 100lbs does.

damn AL... it's things like this that make me wonder what is she thinking. problem is she isn't doing daily activites. she doesn't walk the dog, she doesn't walk around grocery shopping, she even SITS WHILE COOKING. she doesn't even walk out to get the mail (it used to be one of the fags brought it in) maybe she leans on the sink and washes the dishes and cleans the counter but she might be even sitting for that. she doesn't even shower. the real basic daily activities that people do everyday that help burn some extra calories AL isn't doing!!!! the problem for her is everything is a workout, just getting up to go to the bathroom and peel off the leggings is a workout and why she goes pantless at home.

 

[Whatthefuck]

After cutting herself trying to pit that avocado, Amberlynn insisted on eating first before she went to the ER. True story!

Ridiculous and for any Kiwis who are triggered by cutting avocados because of her brave story, put the fucking avocado in a dish towel in your hand before your mong ass tries to get the pit.

Ahhh. All this time I thought she was either genuinely trans like Kasey or she was just...idk, covered in dust a lot. Would have made sense to me, Amber and all the fats in her orbits are constantly covered in dirt so

No worries, see Hambert has a type. Female, but looking like a fat sped teenager. Kasey took it a bit to far by actually being trans. However, Hamber loves a fat teenage sped look. Even Krystle who almost bucks that trend because now she's of average weight was a fat tomboy sped at first. Hamber likes to be the pretty one, the gorly one, the dainty one in any relationship.