🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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hotcheetospuffs dijo:
She bought a set of mermaid brushes for Rafe for Christmas and then kept them for herself after the Rarity drama. She then stuck them in a vase of rocks that she had made from a failed craft where she bought fake flowers to make into pens or some shit and then cut them all too short.
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Yeah, I think the brushes came from Justice, which is a store for little girls and tweens. LOL
 
Turd Blossom dijo:
I am in astonish at the rare form SassyLynn is in tonight, y'all:
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"Everyone" in the house might eat pizza, but didn't Becky bring that pizza in the kitchen while Eric and Rickie were filming themselves cooking a healthy dinner? Like a ridiculous child, you can always tell Amber's hiding something when she decides to play games with the truth rather than just flat out denying something.
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VictimLynn basically told us "WORD FOR WORD" that her mean quack of a doctor forced her to eat nothing but beef jerky and wouldn't allow her to eat vegetables! Thank god she was smart enough to ignore his advice!
And not only is our Amber a nutrition expert, after going to a few psych appointments she clearly has earned a phd in psychology through a combination of osmosis and her naturally high IQ.
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People couldn't possibly dislike HER, these spiteful sadsacks are unfulfilled and jealous of her success, Booboo!
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How she responded about her doctor's diet plan was eerily similar to how she responded to Aunt Tammie catching her in a lie, in those old text screenshots

"If you can't believe me then it just proves..."
"It was literally word for word"

She's so utterly predictable.
 
Gorlax dijo:
The only bad habit our gorl DOESN’T have is smoking. Which she might want to take up, she’d lose a couple pounds.

I’m not kidding. Her health is SO bad at this point I genuinely think she might be better off with tobacco in her lungs and a loss of appetite than all the health complications coming from her insane weight. But she would N E V E R pick up something so dangerous and filthy as a cigarette, she is beyond that booboo. No, she’ll stick to her after-dinner Pizza Hut, thank you very much.
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I'm not familiar with vaping, but could she do that instead? I know vape pens can get gross if you don't take care of them, but would Amber consider that "cleaner" than smoking?
Hypothetically speaking of course, she'd never deign to follow a suggestion from the haydurs.
 
Gorlax dijo:
The only bad habit our gorl DOESN’T have is smoking. Which she might want to take up, she’d lose a couple pounds.

I’m not kidding. Her health is SO bad at this point I genuinely think she might be better off with tobacco in her lungs and a loss of appetite than all the health complications coming from her insane weight. But she would N E V E R pick up something so dangerous and filthy as a cigarette, she is beyond that booboo. No, she’ll stick to her after-dinner Pizza Hut, thank you very much.
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I'm not sure that would help. Amber managed to eat through Phentermine, which is a stronger appetite suppressant. Plus, tons of deathfats smoke, so it can't be that effective for weight loss for people who are determined to eat.

Peetz's Bank Account dijo:
using cheap and long expired makeup
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What I don't understand is how she still has any left after 12 years, especially since she claims she uses it all the time. Is this some sort of everlasting makeup brand?
 
ADHD dijo:
I'm not sure that would help. Amber managed to eat through Phentermine, which is a stronger appetite suppressant. Plus, tons of deathfats smoke, so it can't be that effective for weight loss for people who are determined to eat.
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That's true. She'd probably eat even more to compensate for the ten seconds she had something inedible in her mouth.
Optavia Sales Rep dijo:
I'm not familiar with vaping, but could she do that instead? I know vape pens can get gross if you don't take care of them, but would Amber consider that "cleaner" than smoking?
Hypothetically speaking of course, she'd never deign to follow a suggestion from the haydurs.
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Not familiar either but I'm pretty sure they have flavored vapes like green apple or whatever so that might be more her style. Sadly Amber's spirit is that of a five year old girl in a tutu so nothing that requires an ID will ever hold her interest.
 
Toxoplasmosis dijo:
Yeah, I think the brushes came from Justice, which is a store for little girls and tweens. LOL
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The weird thing is I've noticed kids makeup is sometimes more expensive than normal adult shit. I guess its the glitter and pink and tackiness that adds onto the price, while you can get a generic brand of whatever for much cheaper and higher quality. Maybe she sees the price and thinks its "luxury" lmao.

Ham's taste in makeup and clothes is that of a 55 year old religious woman mixed with an 8 year old so I understand why she would prefer kids' stores over normal drug store stuff. I wonder if we'll ever get a Claire's or a Justice haul, I'd enjoy it. MOAR PINK GLITTERY JOURNALS YOU GUISE. Or soap, since that seems to be her new autistic hyperfixation.
 
Optavia Sales Rep dijo:
I'm not familiar with vaping, but could she do that instead? I know vape pens can get gross if you don't take care of them, but would Amber consider that "cleaner" than smoking?
Hypothetically speaking of course, she'd never deign to follow a suggestion from the haydurs.
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Vaping causes almost all the same issues as smoking along with popcorn lung (that can’t be reversed) and it looks like it may be linked to lung collapse. With how much weight is pushing down on her airway and lungs along with her lowered immune system both would be a bad idea. She be much more likely to develop pneumonia as well. She’d also have to smoke/vape a lot to actually curb her appetite.
 
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Like.......whuuuuut???
You told us more than one version so how in the name of fuckity-fuck could it be 'word for word'?
Your Dr said you need WLS, your Dr said it wouldn't work for you...he said to eat veggies with a lean protein, but you gave up because you weren't to eat veggies - THATS why we think know you were lying, but if you told the truth the first time that plan is both healthy and sustainable and you'd have shed multiple pounds as well...

Does she literally answer things in such a cuntish irrelevant way to cause as much confusion as possible?
I honestly can't work out exactly what she is even trying to say here, it's incredible that she has the gall to say because people think she's lying, the diet plan was trash???
 
Care to know what Thumby puts up with in exchange for her stupid hats and T-shirts?
Check out page 653 (about half-way down the page)
'Course, this is from Kasey's perspective but really, does anyone think Al's changed for the better?
Warning: it's fucking awful.
And a big THANKS to CXNT for saving this ( and pretty much everything else) for all future haydursss
 
Toxoplasmosis dijo:
Yeah, I think the brushes came from Justice, which is a store for little girls and tweens. LOL
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Another gobsmackingly messed-up Lolcow (but on the opposite end of the body size/dysmorphia/ED spectrum) is Anna Johnson, better known as The Fit Vegan Ginger.

Ginge also has the horrid clothing and fashion taste of a 79-year-old Sunday School teacher; that has clashed horribly with a hyperactive Third Grader....and she also shops frequently at Justice. In fact, Ginge is just as well-known for her cringey black raccoon-pencil eyeliner makeup as Hamber is for her oh so famous pointy weeeengs.

I cannot take this now because I'm imagining an Inter-Lolcow crossover between these two total 'tards and the idea is utterly killing me. They should be sponsored to hook up and do an episode of Supersize vs Superskinny.

ADHD dijo:
I'm not sure that would help. Amber managed to eat through Phentermine, which is a stronger appetite suppressant. Plus, tons of deathfats smoke, so it can't be that effective for weight loss for people who are determined to eat.
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Yep, I was going to bring up the old bygone, abandoned-before-it-even-had-a-chance Phentermine "phase" too.
If I'm right (tho MedKiwis and ScienceKiwis please correct me if I'm wrong) Phentermine is one of the strongest and one of the most clinically successful appetite suppressant/weight loss drugs a Doctor can prescribe. It's usually not even written out for patients who aren't at least obese or morbidly obese and NEED to lose weight for health reasons. I think its sometimes seen used for BED patients too now?

Hamber wasn't even slowed down on that stuff. She gorged herself on half a pizza while musing about how she wasn't even hungry :story: She spun some completely nonsense, incomprehensible gibberish later about how "not feeling hungry" scares her. It scares her, you guys. She purposefully stuffed herself while basically being on medical-grade Speed. A puff on a cigarette or vape ain't gonna do it. She is beyond hope.

Fellow Lolcow Chantal/Foodie Bloopy has had a similar experience of porking herself up while on Vyvanse. These women are utterly astonishing.
 
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I like how she recently said she got rid of a lot of stuff yet she decided to keep an eyeshadow that's 12 years old.
Which makes me wonder why she threw all those expired protein(?cant remember for sure) bars? She eats lidurally anything she gets her greasy hands on (throwback to "cucumber boats").
 
Strawberry Pocky dijo:
Yep, I was going to bring up the old bygone, abandoned-before-it-even-had-a-chance Phentermine "phase" too.
If I'm right (tho MedKiwis and ScienceKiwis please correct me if I'm wrong) Phentermine is one of the strongest and one of the most clinically successful appetite suppressant/weight loss drugs a Doctor can prescribe. It's usually not even written out for patients who aren't at least obese or morbidly obese and NEED to lose weight for health reasons. I think its sometimes seen used for BED patients too now?

Hamber wasn't even slowed down on that stuff. She gorged herself on half a pizza while musing about how she wasn't even hungry :story: She spun some completely nonsense, incomprehensible gibberish later about how "not feeling hungry" scares her. It scares her, you guys. She purposefully stuffed herself while basically being on medical-grade Speed. A puff on a cigarette or vape ain't gonna do it. She is beyond hope.

Fellow Lolcow Chantal/Foodie Bloopy has had a similar experience of porking herself up while on Vyvanse. These women are utterly astonishing.
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It's not THAT great, but it's pretty good stuff. There are lots of pay-for-play clinics that will prescribe it even if you're just 20lb over (welcome the TMI ratings, but I got hooked on it back in the phen fen days when I was a normal size, I just WANTED to be 2 instead of a 10, so for $150 a week, I got my packet of pills). Phenfen was the shit, too bad fenfluramine was taken off the market.

That said, it is pretty strong stuff and could easily help her shed 100 or two. It's not the strongest stuff on the market anymore only because there are new drug combos that combine things a chemical cousin of phentermine and topamax (anti-depressant, migraine med, and anti-binge eating/drinking med), or phentermine and wellbutrin. There's also one that's an injection that combines phentermine (or something in the phentermine family) and a diabetes drug.

When amber took the phentermine, she made a huge production of having to take her blood pressure all day, and blah, blah, blah. Like, yeah, it's an upper. Those aren't great for your heart, but you know what's worse for your heart? Carting around a quarter ton of fat. I'd assume if she were willing to take it, a reasonable doctor would give her phentermine (which comes in different doses, maybe 2-3 low doses a day are what she needs instead of high doses?), lasix and some other bp med.

Amber makes a production over everything. It would be SO easy for her to take phentermine and follow WW or the diet the bariatric doctor gave her, or something like nutrisystem where you nuke all your meals, and lose weight. But her identity is so tied up in her obesity that the very thought of getting on track freaks her the fuck out. I'm sure she's also a little afraid of not being able to binge, but if medication makes you not want to eat (phentermine is anorexia in a bottle), wouldn't she feel some control over her life?

I can't get into her mindset and understand on any level why she's clinging to the fat like a security blanket, rather than taking the various pills that will change her life, but it seems like the weight is as much of a security blanket as the binges.
 
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