🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[whammy]

They're just as delusional as she is if they thinks that makes them better. Even Amber can drop some weight if she can be bothered to put in the effort, that's not impressive. Get to a healthy BMI and stay there. That's something most fatties can't do, so that would be impressive.

weight loss transformations are significantly more impressive when they’re 1) maintained and/or 2) accomplished when your BMR isn’t 4000 calories a day. it’s a lot harder for a real dainty gorl to lose 5 lbs than it is for big al, because cutting out 500-1000 calories a day can be difficult when you only burn 1800 after an hour+ of daily cardio. but amber could lose a significant amount of weight very quickly while still eating enough food to sustain three grown men, which only serves to prove the sheer extent of her overeating. fat girls on reddit have zero room to flex. just like amberlynn, doing any basic activity or adopting mild habit change can easily result in a 15-20 lb weight loss (cutting out soda, walking for a half an hour a day, etc.)

i remember seeing somebody once say “i wish i drank soda so i could cut out soda.” basically, the healthier you get, the harder it is to get healthier than your new baseline. nothing is impressive about a doughy, 5’3 reddit moderator cutting out butter from her toast in the morning and losing 4 lbs in a month. but somebody who eats nothing but grilled chicken and broccoli for every meal, who counts macros and has a diverse training routine and actually has to put thought and effort into their plan in order to continue to lose weight or get healthier genuinely has the right to flex.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

Because she's black Ver archivo adjunto 893788but honestly, this whole thing just reeks of Damon White.

I'm confused and I don't know what this person is crying about, but I recognize that name as a mod on the ALR subreddit.

 

[ADHD]

I think I know the video you're talking about but I can't find it in full. I looked at @666EVE666 channel and I don't think she has it, either. There are clips of that video (if we're thinking of the same thing) in these haydur edits I found with a quick yt search:

Spoiler: vids

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SUqA_ovVyC4https://youtube.com/watch?v=rqftpIDf9lo

I actually have a copy of that video! It was too big to upload here so I uploaded it to Mega.

https://mega.nz/#!efIEkCKI!m7j8zN3u1vNu6SUIt75FIesenrEFAkvJ354AbfBQIFw

 

[marjoram]

I actually have a copy of that video! It was too big to upload here so I uploaded it to Mega.

https://mega.nz/#!efIEkCKI!m7j8zN3u1vNu6SUIt75FIesenrEFAkvJ354AbfBQIFw

Thank you!!!!

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

Some faggot on facebook admitted they did that and that it was made up

Ah, missed that bit. No matter, you would have to be deaf, blind, stupid as well as very delusional to believe Notorious ALR is still below 600 at this point.

I'm confused and I don't know what this person is crying about, but I recognize that name as a mod on the ALR subreddit.

Damon White you mean? That is Big AL herself. She got busted using that account herself.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

Damon White you mean? That is Big AL herself. She got busted using that account herself.

No, not Damon White, I know that was Amber's old sock puppet account on FB. I'm referring to the username in that screen cap, it's a mod on the Amberlynn subreddit. I honestly don't even know what is going on, I shouldn't have said anything.

 

[Billie Ross]

I actually have a copy of that video! It was too big to upload here so I uploaded it to Mega.

https://mega.nz/#!efIEkCKI!m7j8zN3u1vNu6SUIt75FIesenrEFAkvJ354AbfBQIFw

There is so many awful things about this video... they're BOLTH horrible people and even worst when they're together.
It's strange to see Becky tho, she was a different person, not sure if is because working and being a productive part of society give you confidence, she had a lot of arrogance in her, no wonder she was attracted to The Beast, they obviously throw (together) in everybody face (The fags, Hana, Rafe and Becky's family) how "RICH" they are.
Not sure if is the lack of work and independence, new medication (she never looked bipolar to me), routine of the relationship, butler life, but Becky seems dead inside, that one from the video does not exist anymore, what we see now is an empty miserable shell.
I still can't believe how someone (even Hana and Rafe) can humiliate themselves so much to the point of begging for scraps, crumbs and hand outs from The Beast, they have no dignity at all to still be around Becky and Hamber for their left overs and used smelly hoard, I do feel sorry for them, they're subhumans.
Becky's family used to have some pride, but if you have kids to feed, you do what you gotta do... everyone has a price, some are cheap like Rafe, Hana and The fags and some... not so much, but in the end...
ooh the good times...

 

[Moderator_Marsi]

I used to feel sorry for Amberlynn because I thought she had mental illness. But over time I realized that she was a leech scamming people around her. Now all I feel is hatred.

 

[AlabamaWhitman]

She’s been boring on social media lately so I went and looked at some old gems. Most of these I’ve never seen before, sorry if they’re all old news.

Spoiler: DUMB BITCH BEING DUMB BITCH CIRCA 2011

Just....smh. Entitled rude ass.










AL has had HAYDURS for a long time, yall







Hmmm....”saying goodbye after 11 years” eh?

I will just......leave this here. Sorry.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

The only mental illness that I would feel hard-body confident in believing she has is an overwhelming and toxic level of Narcisissim.
But I'm not an armchair Psychologist who is gonna just flippantly toss around DXs on the damn internet without knowing what Im doing.... although she's obviously super fucked up and has a lot of mentals and a lot of food issues I don't know what her real, actual illnesses are (for example I dont personally believe bitch has BED but she's still over 600 fucking pounds)

Its always interesting to discuss and speculate, I just think its irresponsible once people
> Believe the lies (Depression, Bipolar, OCD) she tells about herself at face value and are too dumb to question her
> Diagnose her themselves like, you aren't a Doctor and even if you are lets not start Betterhelping it up over here

 

[497]

Has she mentioned why she hasn't bought a new car? With the time she couldn't fit in it at all for that very important Dr. appointment, to ass wings spilling over to the driver's side (can Becky even see the shift gear anymore?). She mentioned she can't go anywhere that doesn't have scooters which means she will have to get her own soon and will need one of those vans to bring it with her or.... I don't know if she can complain to every single store for discriminating not having a scooter for a dainty 28 year old woman with mobility issues. The car they have they bought used for a few thousand and should be paid off by now? Or trade in? And for people that mention credit she did buy that one so the same way she bought the first one or she could maybe cosign with Becky? I think she could do a large down payment for most of it anyway.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Has she mentioned why she hasn't bought a new car? With the time she couldn't fit in it at all for that very important Dr. appointment, to ass wings spilling over to the driver's side (can Becky even see the shift gear anymore?). She mentioned she can't go anywhere that doesn't have scooters which means she will have to get her own soon and will need one of those vans to bring it with her or.... I don't know if she can complain to every single store for discriminating not having a scooter for a dainty 28 year old woman with mobility issues. The car they have they bought used for a few thousand and should be paid off by now? Or trade in? And for people that mention credit she did buy that one so the same way she bought the first one or she could maybe cosign with Becky? I think she could do a large down payment for most of it anyway.

Amber said at the beginning of the year they would be buying a new car this year. I think that hasn't happened because they're too fucking dumb to know how to do it.

The car they have now was "purchased" when Becky still had a job so they got financing likely through the dealership at an enormous markup with insane interest.

Now no one has a pay stub and Amber is too fucking stupid to figure out how to pay cash for a car because she's too fucking stupid to figure out how to withdraw more than her daily limit.

It's as simple as them literally being too fucking dumb to figure out how to buy a damn car with cash. And, buying a car isn't as quick and simple as Becky running in to Wommart for tube turkey, incontinence pads and Dove bars while Amber loafs in the car like an overly yeasted ever expanding 600 pound ball of dough.

Long story short, fat+dumb=no new car.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

Keep telling those lies that you are maintaining around the same 656-570ish pounds tho, gorl.

 

[Twinkie]

She looks like a fucking monster dude. Absolutely grotesque.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

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Keep telling those lies that you are maintaining around the same 656-570ish pounds tho, gorl.

It's fine. It's just a swelleeen situation. That darned water just keeps hurting her.

 

[ADHD]

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Keep telling those lies that you are maintaining around the same 656-570ish pounds tho, gorl.

.....Her eyes are getting fat folds

 

[497]

Amber said at the beginning of the year they would be buying a new car this year. I think that hasn't happened because they're too fucking dumb to know how to do it.

The car they have now was "purchased" when Becky still had a job so they got financing likely through the dealership at an enormous markup with insane interest.

Now no one has a pay stub and Amber is too fucking stupid to figure out how to pay cash for a car because she's too fucking stupid to figure out how to withdraw more than her daily limit.

It's as simple as them literally being too fucking dumb to figure out how to buy a damn car with cash. And, buying a car isn't as quick and simple as Becky running in to Wommart for tube turkey, incontinence pads and Dove bars while Amber loafs in the car like an overly yeasted ever expanding 600 pound ball of dough.

Long story short, fat+dumb=no new car.

there is eBay, craigslist, newspapers.... but seeing how her luck went with those mystery boxes I can see that not going well. They can always withdraw a little every day till they had enough but again I see it not going well unless Becky has someone is the family that knows cars to check it out to make sure they aren't getting scammed.

I forgot the Becky working thing since it seems like such a short period of time in this relationship..it's almost before she was with AL.. I guess it's good the car is in AL's name since Becky can't get a free car out of this deal - not that it matters much since this one is going to be more beat up and worn down than her last one.

 

[Twinkie]

I could make a very long list of all the things that are desperately wrong with Amberlynn's life and she doesn't give a single fuck about any of them.

I don't think it's the money or an issue of logistics. Amber clearly doesn't mind being uncomfortable so why should she buy a new car?

 

[StrawberryDouche]

If Amber walked (lol) into her bank and wanted to withdraw 10k in cash or cashier's check, she absolutely could. The spending limit is for her card. They cannot deny her access to her money.

They could get a very reliable low mileage car for cash money and under 10k, even at a dealership.

edit: @TWINKIE right now it's a race to see who will die first, Hamber or the car.

 

[ADHD]

right now it's a race to see who will die first, Hamber or the car.

If she keeps tagging along with Becky and Eric, the car is dying first.