🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I think the bed mystery is pretty much solved.

As @Piggytailjones pointed out, AL has herself a new bed.

If you look at the bottom left (just behind her right arm) you can see what looks like a metal frame. It's possible it's a railing-type thing that hospital beds have, in the down position. Even if it isn't, it looks like she's got an adjustable bed of some kind, since the head of the bed is actually elevated here. If it's an adjustable bed, the posters would probably need to be taken down (or would accidentally be torn off because there isn't enough common sense in that house to go around and no one would think to remove them ahead of time). It also looks like a much smaller bed than before. If Becky isn't sleeping in that room, it would explain why the blankets may have been removed from the windows, too. I recall that AL had some sort of ottoman thing (originally in the living room, I think) which is probably what she's sitting on here.

I think we we just got used to Pillow Mountain slowly expanding over time and didn't notice these kinds of changes. I mean, her bedroom background is always a disastrous mess of rumpled bedding, bare pillows, laundry, stupid posters, and the occasional box of Gushers. It's easy to miss things.

But I'm still really fucking confused by that house. The window still seems like it's too low in the wall, or else the electrical outlet is too high up. It's still tricky to try to figure out how high off the floor the bed is. It's like they live in the goddamn mystery house.

(Though actually, that would explain a lot...)

 

[JambledUpWords]

If she made an updated list, she could say they have matching chins now

 

[Twinkie]

It's not a ~mystery it's people desperately seeking drama. BTW: I love how the gay-ass reddit allows this kind of discussion but doesn't allow "body shaming"

Bariatric beds or even just regular adjustable beds cost thousands of dollars. She won't even buy a bra.

 

[I never almost drownded]

But they have SO much in common - they are BOTH LESBIANS!!
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(For anyone who doesn't remember this ridiculous list of why Al and Becky are soooo compatible, it was from an ask.fm last year)

Also, I love how SassyLynn snottily snaps at that person on Twitter that "tapestry's" are for walls, not windows. Someone might want to inform her that blankets aren't for windows either.

God this reads like a middle-schooler's list, not two adults in a loving relationship.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Hamber and Necky have slowly taken over the house. Just imagine you are Ricky and you are stumbling to the fridge for some cold water at 3 AM. Have to get up at 6AM for the slaughterhouse. As he walks to the Kitchen, he passes Necky and the dogs sleeping on an air mattress. Necky is loudly snoring. He gets to the kitchen and sees Amber sleeping in her bariatric bed with 4 industrial fans blowing her stank ass fumes over to your nose.

I bet the slaughterhouse smells better than Amber's room.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

idk, spending a lot on a bariatric bed (??how fat do you need to be for a fuckin bed not to accommodate you) that can be adjusted is probably worth it for her if it means not going through with getting diagnosed with sleep apnea/a CPAP machine to prevent her fat from fucking choking her while she sleeps

 

[FitBitch]

That list is so superficial it hurts.

Reasons theses two are NOT compatible:

They have different life goals, Amber wants to leave Kentucky, Becky would stay forever.

They enable each other to be their absolute worst possible selves. Becky is now a jobless loser who brings Amber food so she can pack on the pounds.

Amber bullies the shit out of Becky to get said food.

They're boring people who bring no new experiences to each other's lives.

They have no plans to spend a future together. Amber keeps talking that good shit about buying a house, they flip flop on the idea of having kids (please God no the last thing this shit show needs is a child servant added to the cast), they don't even want to commit to marriage

Honestly this list of why they are compatible says a lot about Amber's understanding of relationships. She wants a servant to be depressed with like the old people I used to home health for, not a partner to build an adult life with like a functional relationship.

Edit: formatting

 

[Tiny Clanger]

It's not a ~mystery it's people desperately seeking drama. BTW: I love how the gay-ass reddit allows this kind of discussion but doesn't allow "body shaming"

Bariatric beds or even just regular adjustable beds cost thousands of dollars. She won't even buy a bra.

That's deffo a bed frame tho - you can see the MSHPL industrial spesh sticking out right at the bottom of her fat elbow (on our left.) It's likely not a real bariatric bed, just one of those reinforced frames that are higher off the ground with a tilting head. I've already reaped my ICs over the stress incontinence thing but their mattress will also have fallen victim to that; it'll be less mattress and more mushroom by now. And we're always speculating about wiping but with her fat distribution I don't see how that massive arse would even allow her to sit on a toilet so maybe they've gone for the bougie bed/bucket option and a washable mattress cover.

Even with a metric fuckton of mattresses piled on the floor it must've been murder for the butler to get her pet heffalump up each day and even with fifty thousand pillows that'd be the most dangerous way for her to sleep. But apart from how the hell can Becky allow herself to be pushed out of her own room, why would she need to sleep in the sitting room? She could sleep on the floor of the bedroom or shove Fat Albert into the lean-to with all her plastic tat....and why am I even trying to make sense of anything any of these cretins do?

 

[Orth]

But what is this?

 

[UW 411]

-we agreed on the same car (we had a huge choice of models since I can certainly fit in any vehicle I choose!)

That list is depressing af. There's no love in any of that, they're all childish meaningless reasons.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

a box of donuts?

 

[Godless Goddess]

It looks like an adjustable frame to me. However stuff like this is easily found on craigslist or marketplace since plenty of people who get these die

It's also very likely that Becky can't sleep sitting up. So there's no other option but to sleep separately. I know if my spouse needed something like this, I wouldn't be able to sleep next to them

 

[Whatthefuck]

But they have SO much in common - they are BOTH LESBIANS!!
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(For anyone who doesn't remember this ridiculous list of why Al and Becky are soooo compatible, it was from an ask.fm last year)

Also, I love how SassyLynn snottily snaps at that person on Twitter that "tapestry's" are for walls, not windows. Someone might want to inform her that blankets aren't for windows either.

That list is garbage. That's the kind of shit you'd say about your high school SO. So surface and insignificant. That's something one might say about a friend, not even a particularly good friend. There's nothing about future goals, life philosophy, past experiences. Even liking the same genre of literature or movie would be something, but there's nothing. Saying you both like movies means fuck all. I've never met anyone who doesn't like movies. Saying both of your tastes in music is broad means fuck all. I've never met anyone who shared all of my musical interests, but I can pick out a genre or two that we solidly agree on. We enjoy board games?!? Bitch, that's not something to base a relationship on. They both love wax melts.

It reminds me of that scene in Best in Show where the trophy wife is speaking about her elderly, completely non-verbal husband and says, "we have so much in common. We both love soup."

I do love that she used 'compliment' as opposed to 'complement'. Writerlynn has struck again!

 

[Pepper Jack]

It’s been so great they both look miserable.

They look miserable. Just miserable.

 

[carolburnett]

Bariatric beds or even just regular adjustable beds cost thousands of dollars. She won't even buy a bra.

I don't know, Amber has weird parameters for how much she spends - especially if she is feeling manic. She won't buy a new bra because she probably can't find one that will fit her/knows how to find properly sized bras at her size. Clothing sizes also probably freak her out cause it reminds her how big she is.

She spent a few grand on a car she can't drive. She spent over a grand on a computer and camera she doesn't really use. She will spend big when she feels like. Not to mention, maybe it's a hand-me-down bariatric bed from a dead relative of Becky/Eric? Or they live in Kentucky I'm sure there are discount bariatric beds people are looking to pawn off. Sure, Amber might not do it, but I feel like Becky would because of the sleep apnea worry.

 

[Whatthefuck]

It's not a ~mystery it's people desperately seeking drama. BTW: I love how the gay-ass reddit allows this kind of discussion but doesn't allow "body shaming"

Bariatric beds or even just regular adjustable beds cost thousands of dollars. She won't even buy a bra.

Nah, that's definitely an adjustable frame bed. As someone mentioned earlier, these would be easy to find in the rural fats of KY and def don't require a prescription. I wouldn't be surprised one bit if she sprung for one and it looks like a double bed if that given the proximity of the behemoth to the wall. That would definitely explain the butler being relegated to her quarters to await further instructions.

 

[PuckishRogue]

Depending upon where you go, they aren't that expensive. We got one for my grandmother that didn't even break a thousand. Mind you, it was a single person bed, but still, you can find ones that aren't too bad and this isn't something that's optional like a bra. It's this or a cpap, and a cpap just ain't cute booboo.

 

[EH 110]

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"We want things to smell good." LMAO

You want "things" to smell good - just not yourself.

 

[Twinkie]

I think Becky could "adult" adequately if she tried, or had the motivation. I also believe Eric is as bad an influence on her as Amberlynn, in terms of living in "a constant state of nostalgia."

It's hard to articulate what I mean but it seems like Eric and Becky actually make an effort to lead such juvenile lives. But it comes naturally to Amberlynn because--like any common narc--she is emotionally stunted and it doesn't require any effort for her to think/act like an 8-year-old.

They're utterly toxic to each other. However, unlike AL, I believe Becky could potentially be a decent human. These people are poor white trash from Kentucky; they're never going to be cultured, super dynamic interesting people who make a real difference in the world. But they could be decent people e.g. Rickie. But fat AL is toxic to everyone within reach. That's the glaring difference between these fat dykes.

 

[むらさき]

But I'm still really fucking confused by that house. The window still seems like it's too low in the wall, or else the electrical outlet is too high up. It's still tricky to try to figure out how high off the floor the bed is. It's like they live in the goddamn mystery house.

I think their bedroom was converted from a porch into a bedroom. I remember seeing something about that awhile back.
Usually those remodels are done at a much lower cost by just extending the slope of the roof. That could help explain why the window is so low.