🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[bev]

"I got some really bad news recently... Maybe ASK me next time."

I love Victimlynn's assertion that inquiries about the vague "bad news" she trots out every time she either a) wants an excuse for binging or b) wants pity-party asspats, would be met with anything other than "that's PRIVATE and I won't be discussing it!"

ETA: Although she pulled this "bad news" out of her ass, I'd like to think her "YouTube is the ONLY thing keeping me going" is a super dramatic response to Becky finally putting her foot down and refusing to fetch her a double order of cheesy-tots.

I remember when she and Destiny broke up, Amber was flooding the internet with vague tweets and confrontational whenever anyone asked if it had anything to do with their relationship (although assuming the same now is really , I know, I know).

Betting $5 that it has to do with her mom since her ideal travel destination went from Bora Bora to simply visiting her mom She's willing to have Becky drive her three hours for one meal--no problem. Doing a road trip to visit her mom? Unfathomable.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Vaguelynn sets the trap for people to actually show concern, then BOO! Out jumps the cuntiness.

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And then when someone else calls her out on it...

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What, more of a high than your mukbangs?

What a worthless cunt.

She just wants it bolth ways: the excuse of being "depressed" but without any real-life implications of an actual health condition. Weightloss without restriction. Views without content. A legion of adoring fans without needing to do anything but exist.

Ah well. I'm still occasionally awed by how shitty she is; even when we all see it coming, it's still a sight to behold.

Speaking of things we all see coming, I wonder what her story for the inevitable Beggarlynn saga will be. She'll never admit that she's feeling the pinch because views are down and her spending has remained absurdly high. So how's she going to try to pry money out of her hapless fans?

I'm betting that she'll start with making an appeal for her pets -- poor Twinkie is going to need unexpected, expensive vet care of some kind. Then it'll be her own health -- she'll humble herself enough to say that her viewers were right and she should have got insurance, but it's too late now, please help. And somewhere in there will be some vague, dramatic crisis that necessitates her and Becky moving on short notice, so times will be really tough and we should all chip in. After all, even if we hatewatch her, she's been providing us with free entertainment for years so it's only fair we support her in her hour of (poorly-defined) need.

I could be proven wrong about this, but I really don't see any way around it for her. There's no such thing as a wake-up call in Amberland.

 

[angela_mariac]

Using the logic and removing the first denial she is confessing here that in fact not only mistreats becky in the past and maybe and most possible still happens and also with her flatmates but also bribe them to keep her at their place...

if the income continue getting lower we will see her soon moving out to her mom's and the others spilling the real tea about her

 

[Mr Foster]

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Using the logic and removing the first denial she is confessing here that in fact not only mistreats becky in the past and maybe and most possible still happens and also with her flatmates but also bribe them to keep her at their place...

if the income continue getting lower we will see her soon moving out to her mom's and the others spilling the real tea about her

Yes you do Hamby, and everyone knows you do. You're a horrible mean person when you don't get your way and we know you've been packing that food in.

P.s @xenomorph is kinda scary when she's mad.

 

[Twinkie]

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Using the logic and removing the first denial she is confessing here that in fact not only mistreats becky in the past and maybe and most possible still happens and also with her flatmates but also bribe them to keep her at their place...

if the income continue getting lower we will see her soon moving out to her mom's and the others spilling the real tea about her

I'm guessing she still eats the same amount but just stopped calling it a "binge" (which is accurate).

If she's actually eating less she wouldn't have gained back the few pounds she lost recently. She would've lost more, a lot more by now.

Also "[youtube] is the only thing keeping [her] going" yet at the same time she feels amazing because she's stopped doing the thing that ruined her life? Seems legit

 

[Turd Blossom]

So according to our gorl, I believe we have 20 more quality videos coming our way, all filmed in the span of 8 glorious, manic days. We've just had a Torrid Haul, Dollar Tree Haul and Front Yard Haul, so what will the rest be? Here are my top 10 predictions:

1. Eat with me - Popeyes edition. (Chicken is hulthy y'all, plus they have green beans!)
2. Cook with me- Spring Gazpacho! (Just kidding, it'll be microwaved rice, ground turkey and green beans, smothered in sriracha because she's STILL ON TRACK, SHITLORDS.)
3. An online test to find out which queen on Drag Race Becky and Amber most closely resemble!
4. Eat with me - McDonald's edition. Going back to her roots!
5. "I've Hit Rock Bottom" in which our gorl shall pretend to cry while being super raw and real you guys, faaawk
6. "Starting Weight Watchers"
7. Healthy Grocery Haul!
8. "Why Weight Watchers doesn't work for me"
9. Early Summer Torrid Haul!
10. "Reacting to Hate Comments" (ofc avoiding all references to weigh-ins)

Our gorl is so predictable and uncreative, I feel confident that if we put our heads together we could accurately guess 99% of the next three weeks of inscrutiating videos headed our way.

Becky seemed a bit off-kilter in the "Let's Go Outside" video, so I'm optimistic we'll get to see more of her pleasing aesthetic and are treated to at least a couple more fascinating stories about drownded people and suicide-preventing possums.

 

[clusterfuckk]

She is not ‘binging’ anymore because she never did in the first place. She regularly over eats. Binging is eating excessively more than normal. We all know this. She just eats the same amount as a hippo on a normal basis which would be a ‘binge’ if a normal human ate that much.
Fuck off Hamber.

 

[marjoram]

I'd be happy with hearing the suicide/possum story again. It is just that amazingly "BECKY".

and it's the only thing the Thumb has ever said/done that's the slightest bit interesting......

 

[New & Improved Username]

I agree to the extent that its a child at the beach with a bucket of water. Where they dig the path is where the water goes... She's a super narcissist so... produced as much as she can think, her capacity to think, based on how she wants to control the narrative.

Yeah as much as she lies and tells stories that she thinks are good for her, the 600lbs of evidence are there to see. I might even go thumbs up her outside video with the full body shot. That's the freakshow I watch for. My 600lb life is great when they're fucked up. I don't watch the "where are they now" when they've lost weight. Lame. I mean good for them as individuals but I'm watching for the out of control asshole lardtards.

 

[Snusmumriken]

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Using the logic and removing the first denial she is confessing here that in fact not only mistreats becky in the past and maybe and most possible still happens and also with her flatmates but also bribe them to keep her at their place...

if the income continue getting lower we will see her soon moving out to her mom's and the others spilling the real tea about her

"when im upset, I cry" so I guess Amber went from reeing at Becky for food quote-unquote a year ago to crying for it, how pathetic...Can't really threaten poor Thumby from pillow mountain, gotta turn on the crocodile waterworks instead.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Yes you do Hamby, and everyone knows you do. You're a horrible mean person when you don't get your way and we know you've been packing that food in.

P.s @xenomorph is kinda scary when she's mad.

"I got upset at Becky a couple times over a year ago but I'm not like that anymore."

Translation: "A year ago Becky let it slip that I get really mean when she doesn't give in to my demands for food, but I've successfully intimidated/bribed her into keeping her stupid fat mouth shut."

And wow, after all this time, Amber has magically cured the crippling BED that she's suffered with for her entire life? That IS amazing! After years of WW, journaling, "therapists", nutritionists, consulting YouTubers, using blue plates, asking for help from her singing dr and countless other approaches, she's discovered the key to free herself from the Binge Monster all on her own!
She should share her secret with her bestie Chantal, who just announced she's going to an ED clinic, it will save her so much effort!

And we should definitely keep this tweet handy for VictimLynn's next real, raw video where she cries with dry eyes about flying off the rails after "hearing bad news" and admits she's been hoovering family-sized bags of Reese's cups "on the nightly".

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

"I got upset at Becky a couple times over a year ago but I'm not like that anymore."

Translation: "A year ago Becky let it slip that I get really mean when she doesn't give in to my demands for food, but I've successfully intimidated/bribed her into keeping her stupid fat mouth shut."

And wow, after all this time, Amber has magically cured the crippling BED that she's suffered with for her entire life? That IS amazing! After years of WW, journaling, "therapists", nutritionists, consulting YouTubers, using blue plates, asking for help from her singing dr and countless other approaches, she's discovered the key to free herself from the Binge Monster all on her own!
She should share her secret with her bestie Chantal, who just announced she's going to an ED clinic, it will save her so much effort!

And we should definitely keep this tweet handy for VictimLynn's next real, raw video where she cries with dry eyes about flying off the rails after "hearing bad news" and has been hoovering family-sized bags of Reese's cups "on the nightly".

A bit off-topic, but in one of her more recent videos, AL tells us that Becky observed that bingeing makes AL depressed. AL gets super patronizing and says that she "made her understand" that it was actually the depression that made her binge.

Causal factors aside, the way she said it really got my hackles up. Don't get me wrong, my heart doesn't exactly bleed for Becky -- but holy hell, she's in a terrible relationship.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Since our gorl loves platitudes so much, here's a few she might relate to:

• Good things come to those who wait (for their butler to get home from Burger King)
• What doesn't kill me only makes me fatter
• A stitch in time might've prevented us from seeing your behind.
• If at first you don't succeed, try Weight Watchers again
• Take lemons and make Mrs. Dash lemon pepper seasoning
• Time heals all wounds (except cat scratches, apparently)

 

[Xenomorph]

Yes you do Hamby, and everyone knows you do. You're a horrible mean person when you don't get your way and we know you've been packing that food in.

P.s @xenomorph is kinda scary when she's mad.

Rawr :3

I love how she thinks she is not manipulating by crying instead of yelling. Classiclynn.

 

[Soda Sink]

I'd be happy with hearing the suicide/possum story again. It is just that amazingly "BECKY".

and it's the only thing the Thumb has ever said/done that's the slightest bit interesting......

The only other time Becky made me not feel like I was watching paint dry, was when she said someone in her family had to perform an exorcism, and she didn't even tell the story because no one died/was close to death.

edit: grammar things is scary

 

[Trash Puppet]

What i think is that the one that should move out is HAMBERLYNN not the others, since they were living there before her so i assume that because she is so damn big they are having struggles to kick her out plus that she is paying them all the bills....

now that she will earn less money they might have the chance to tell her to move out, becky will not leave that is clear since Eric and Ricky protect her as their little sister... meaning she will not move out whit hamberlynn and perhaps we will have a video spilling the real tea of what is living with the muckbang monster (i still have those high hopes that might happen this year)

They should kick her ass out. She is a leech. Becky needs to dump her giant balloon ass.

 

[Anal birth]

More like she's pushing the idea that she's never seen a parody of her on YouTube before. We all know that's bull.

To be honest I'm kind of fine with Amber claiming copyright. The videos I have seen of her are hardly transformative at all, it's just her videos but with the same dopey music layered over each one. I'm just shocked she hasn't struck them down before--I guess if she did, she'd have to admit she knows that they exist and that they bother her.

But if she gets a massive sub boycott for doing this, even though she's (*shudders*) in the right...definitely fine with that too.

I don't get why people actually watch, let alone enjoy people like Katie W's videos. If you've seen one of them you've seen absolutely every single one of them

 

[Becky's Cock n Balls]

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This is so fucking dumb.
You don't need to ask if Amberlynn is suicidal. She obviously is. Not in the way where she wants to end it all, but in a romanticized way. She romanticizes illness, obesity, and this self inflicted spiral to death. She's literally doing it on youtube for money. She believes she'll either reel in her tendencies at the last moment or that she will die and be remembered as an inspiration, or anything more than she actually was in life.

She will always have bad news because every reality check is shattering to her psyche and something else she can get sympathy from.

 

[Twinkie]

Nah. If she was suicidal she wouldn't have told the doctor she'd pay out-of-pocket for WLS "right now" the second she was confronted with an obesity-related health issue. (IIRC it was when she went to the doctor for her laayygg and was told she probably has obstructive sleep apnea)

 

[Becky's Cock n Balls]

Nah. If she was suicidal she wouldn't have told the doctor she'd pay out-of-pocket for WLS "right now" the second she was confronted with an obesity-related health issue. (IIRC it was when she went to the doctor for her laayygg and was told she probably has obstructive sleep apnea)

I believe it was just her avoiding the problem. She said whatever to seem sensible to the doctor. She hasn't gone back, that we know of, and I don't think her dollar store haul ass is paying for anything big at the moment.