🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Optavia Sales Rep]

A typical trip to Cheesecake Factory for AL:
-Famous Bread Roll w/ Butter* 140 kcal per
-Loaded Baked Potato Tots 1210 kcal
-Orange Chicken w/ Rice* 1690 kcal
-PBC Fudge Ripple Cheesecake 1270 kcal
Total before Drinks/Additions 4310 kcal

Holy fuck, an asterisk marks items where we know she has more than the suggested serving amount. Some things I just shoved in there cause there's variation (appetizers, flavor of desert) but I've never wrote down the mental math like this before.
Remember she always takes home leftovers from CF as well. That's easily another 2000+ kcals that she'll eat in the same day.

Amber is a motherfucking world class champion and she doesn't even know it.

Move over Joey C, the real champ has arrived!

There are no "leftovers". That's an entire second entree that Big Al ordered

Thanks, it's just such a befuddling concept that I naturally think of a doggybag of leftovers instead of a whole other order of food

 

[meepmapmop]

I think AL's lack of an upload schedule shows why she can't lose weight. She can't discipline herself to stick to anything. I watch people that have kids, their own business, health issues not created by their own laziness etc, and they still manage to keep to their upload schedule and if they don't it's for a legitimate reason like their kids got sick, they went on a yearly vacation etc. AL is at her core extremely lazy and has no discipline.

 

[Snusmumriken]

If Amberlynn only had 1,000subs she wouldn’t feel the same way, she’d be doing everything to get them back. She’s just in the safe zone now so she’s free to be a cunt all she wants til the next shrimpgate.

 

[Gorl68]

This is what I thought. She isn't even related by marriage..she's just this creepy uneducated reeking blob that shows up.

Even when you are super close to people, it's normally a weird as fuck thing to have any part of their family consider you family. <IE a friend's young kid calling you aunt/uncle>. If the kid is really young it can make them think any one old enough is family and lead to serious god damn issues etc.

It's normal in a lot of cultures, but definitely not America.

 

[marjoram]

That's not "leftovers" from CF Thumby carts outta the restaurant. There are no "leftovers". That's an entire second entree that Big Al ordered to nosh on at home, or sometimes even in the car on the way home.....

Never underestimate our gorl's ability to be the biggest fuckin' pig in the barnyard.....

Ps- my apologies to actual pigs

 

[ADHD]

Amber goes back and forth w/ yt. It’s her job and she takes it “seriously”, or it’s whatever she wants and she can post whenever and however she feels—no matter how shitty it is.

If you could get enough money from working 5 hours a week instead of 40, wouldn't you jump on that? Amber doesn't work more because she considers the amount of money she's making to be enough. She thinks that because right now she can pay for medical expenses out of pocket that she doesn't need health insurance (and it's going to be hilarious to watch when she hits an expense she can't afford and she can't get from the ER).

 

[Panboys Probation Officer]

Hamplanet is right. She is a very big youtuber, one of the bigger ones on the platform. Cause she weighs more than every house hold appliance in existence, baby elephants, baby hippos, many types of bear, etc.

 

[むらさき]

Hey now, at least she's finally posting pictures without those fucking Snapchat filters. Now we get to have a decent peek at just how horrible her skin is.

Speaking of horrible skin...
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If the skin on her arm looks like this, can you gorls just imagine what her legs look like?

It looks like she has Keratosis pilaris . It is a build up of keratins(dead skin) around your hair follicles. Mostly found on upper arms and layyygs. It can progress to your butt shelf ass, tits, and other areas if not taken care of. To minimize it and keep it from worsening or spreading: shower regularly with mild soap, dry off properly, use moisturizer/lotion after every shower. You can't get rid of it, but for it to be that bad on her arms...there is no way she bathes regularly.

I'll take those autistic ratings now.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=WnQUCcee6XQ:143

"Fat Girl Tumbling Down the Stairs" would have been more entertainting.

 

[Pog Mathoin]

There's endless talk about how stupid Amber is, and although I agree that she's an inarticulate dimwit, I believe 90% of her current online behaviour is produced. She pretends to be foolish, incoherent and an emotional mess

This is Amber's default behaviour when anyone tries to get her to take accountability for her actions. Guidance counsellor/teacher/social worker/foster parent being mean (i.e., being honest) to the poor little fatty in front of them? Amber's response will always be to make excuses for her actions, deflect, lie, manipulate, threaten, and attempt to induce pity. I have no doubt that that she honed her manipulation skills by having full-on crying tantrums in front of various authority figures. What better way to force people criticizing your behaviour to back-off than by having an emotional meltdown?

 

[Mr Foster]

This is Amber's default behaviour when anyone tries to get her to take accountability for her actions. Guidance counsellor/teacher/social worker/foster parent being mean (i.e., being honest) to the poor little fatty in front of them? Amber's response will always be to make excuses for her actions, deflect, lie, manipulate, threaten, and attempt to induce pity. I have no doubt that that she honed her manipulation skills by having full-on crying tantrums in front of various authority figures. What better way to force people criticizing your behaviour to back-off than by having an emotional meltdown?

She absolutely does this, and I'm sure she feels smart and smug everytime she gets the responses she wants.

The joke's on her thought, she maniplulated her life into a living fat prison and she's the tyrannical warden.

 

[mekalekahi]

A typical trip to Cheesecake Factory for AL:
-Famous Bread Roll w/ Butter* 140 kcal per
-Loaded Baked Potato Tots 1210 kcal
-Orange Chicken w/ Rice* 1690 kcal
-PBC Fudge Ripple Cheesecake 1270 kcal
Total before Drinks/Additions 4310 kcal

Holy fuck, an asterisk marks items where we know she has more than the suggested serving amount. Some things I just shoved in there cause there's variation (appetizers, flavor of desert) but I've never wrote down the mental math like this before.
Remember she always takes home leftovers from CF as well. That's easily another 2000+ kcals that she'll eat in the same day.

Move over Joey C, the real champ has arrived!


Thanks, it's just such a befuddling concept that I naturally think of a doggybag of leftovers instead of a whole other order of food

Remember when they went with rafe and Hannah and she said she asked for a scoop of "ice cream" and they randomly brought her a giant fudge Sundae. She loves to play it up to viewers that she barely eats when she eats out, she just binges at home on snacks from Wal-Mart after a black out.

 

[C@astrophica]

with people saying showing her legs would bring in views, I was thinking even if she started showing her struggles like climbing the stairs (literally? is this the one where she gets on her knees? and that was 200 elbees ago). Like on m600pl they show the one woman when she can no longer fit in the car... this is what AL needs to show to bring in the views again. Becky trying to slam the car door up that ass. How she fits in her shower or if she can't fit in the shower how she has to use her roommate's shower now (she can show clothed, she went swimming in those leggings, she can get in the shower with them). If she was on 600 pound life it's what they would show because they know her just sitting there is going to be boring.

maybe I'm thinking of this stair climb. wasn't there one where she has to get on all fours? https://youtube.com/watch?v=WnQUCcee6XQ:143

"It's hard for...anyone!" No, most humans without mobility issues could handle those stairs..

Also, she seems surprised that the "thing" on the wall is supposed to be for a handrail. The stairs probably aren't up to code but it is Kentucky, after all.

 

[Whatthefuck]

I thought it was odd when she referred to Becky's nephew as her own the other night on twitter but I just rolled my eyes. It wasn't just a one-time thing though. Is this next level unsettling or is it just me?
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Ain't this the bitch that's super cagey about marrying Becks? Look, sis, you don't get to appropriate family unless you have some sort of binding relationship. The relationship she's in isn't binding. She essentially has a man-servant. I still don't refer to my husband's nieces or nephews as mine. It makes things clearer. Doesn't mean I don't love them, but gorl, what have you ever done that gives you that right? Oh, wait, she bought him school supplies and some shoes because they're poor and Hamber is so generous and rich.

 

[FitBitch]

I thought it was odd when she referred to Becky's nephew as her own the other night on twitter but I just rolled my eyes. It wasn't just a one-time thing though. Is this next level unsettling or is it just me?
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No this is some next-level creepy behavior on her part. Like we know she's done it before with people's pet but this feels... Predatory. Not in a sexual way but like in a massive fucking parasite way.

 

[Damaged Goods]

I still don't refer to my husband's nieces or nephews as mine.

That's where my mind went too. I've never heard anyone appropriate their spouse's relatives. But even more significant than the nature of her relationship with Becky is the extent to which she's part of this kid's life. She sees him a few hours a month at best, during which all she does for him is buy him candy and toys. So she can't even claim that she feels like he's somehow hers because he's living with them or she's taking care of him all the time or something like that. The only thing that somehow makes him her nephew is that he's Becky's nephew. And to say that that's not enough is an understatement

 

[Snusmumriken]

Does anyone sense another Burger King mookbong incoming? Even with this latest video of Amber actually taking her fatass outside, viewers still aren't buying that she's reinvented herself as a hulthy gorl and the downvotes have far outweighed the upvotes in the last few videos. On top of that the twiddur hate has been heavy and Cuntylynn's responses are getting more and more frustrated...I think she might finally give up on her "I'm so happy with my progress" persona soon and flip us off with a Chick-Fil-A mukbang or something (totally trisha or nikocado inspired so she doesn't have to be accountable for it). She's got to be tired of keeping up this act by now when no one even believes her.

Just a random speculation. But Amber, if you're reading this...get the diet soda. It might just save your life.

 

[Relax Guy]

Amberlynn Feed

 

[ADHD]

Does anyone sense another Burger King mookbong incoming?

Since she's been emulating Chantal lately, and Chantal just did a Burger King mukbang, chances are good.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Since she's been emulating Chantal lately, and Chantal just did a Burger King mukbang, chances are good.

Oh boy, can't wait!