🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[AlNamrood]

Sometimes I forget how big she is. Our dainty gorl 100pounds ago Ver archivo adjunto 755309

Back when her pants would hang lower than her cankle rolls.

 

[Gorl68]

My bet is on the comeback video being a pity-me video about how she was eating just not neeeerly enough calories and that whole hulthy eeting thing was just not for working out. Possibly also a fastfood mukbang as she celebrates finding some new scam diet for the next cycle.

She was scared y'all, 1800 calories is not NEARLY enough for her size... So she ate 6000!

 

[EH 110]

Sometimes I forget how big she is.

How is that possible? Even when you only see her from the fat-padded shoulders up, she's enormous.

 

[It'sYerGorl]

I'm pretty sure her scale hasn't recovered ever since our gorl started weighing more than a piano .
Side note : An autistic artistic interpretation of Vegan(for a day)lynn

 

[mekalekahi]

She loves the attention she gets from not uploading and being silent. Gorl would perish without 10,000 calories and people talking about her.

 

[marjoram]

RE: The Phentermine debacle--

Big Al's vid "Pizza Mukbang" is, I believe, THE most iconic video she's made. It spawned so many classic AL moments including "queen of moderation" and "I haven't eetun" as she sits there in her "sarcasm, another service I provide" T-tent hoovering up Density's family's cold, left over pizza whilst babbling on about how she "ain't even hungry" because of the phentermine....which she took for a whole two days.

Classic shit right there. Those were the days.........

 

[smallmilk]

Did Amber start the subscriber exodus trend going on rn?

 

[Cant_Stop_Won't_Stop]

I'm pretty sure her scale hasn't recovered ever since our gorl started weighing more than a piano .
Side note : An autistic artistic interpretation of Vegan(for a day)lynn
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Our dainty cooking queen of moderation looovveess steamed broccoli!!!!! This also reminds me of another 'alledged' vegan cow.

 

[Bunny]

Our dainty cooking queen of moderation looovveess steamed broccoli!!!!! This also reminds me of another 'alledged' vegan cow.

I die when she claims her favorite food is salmon and steamed broccoli. Girl, we all know that's a lie. We know your favorite food is that orange chicken. She really does think we're stupid.

 

[Mr Foster]

Did Amber start the subscriber exodus trend going on rn?

Please elaborate.

 

[Eric's_Lisp]

Then Hamber treats her animals like absolute shit. She took poor Twinkie into the lake, holding the dog like a fuckin loaf of bread. Needless to say, Hamber collapsed because the sand beneath her couldn't hold her weight. Both she and Twinkie went down and Twinkie was under the water for a few seconds before using Hamber as a fuckin life raft. Twinkie then swam off. You can tell that Twinkie doesn't want to have anything to do with Blubberella at all. Poor Twinkie. That dog didn't even ask to be brought to that shitty lake. Hamber will tell you to the very end that she doesn't abuse her animals, yet you have this type of shit. What a horrible bitch.

What the entire fuck?

Spoiler: Life Raft Amber

 

[literally low-key]

Then Hamber treats her animals like absolute shit. She took poor Twinkie into the lake, holding the dog like a fuckin loaf of bread. Needless to say, Hamber collapsed because the sand beneath her couldn't hold her weight. Both she and Twinkie went down and Twinkie was under the water for a few seconds before using Hamber as a fuckin life raft. Twinkie then swam off. You can tell that Twinkie doesn't want to have anything to do with Blubberella at all. Poor Twinkie. That dog didn't even ask to be brought to that shitty lake. Hamber will tell you to the very end that she doesn't abuse her animals, yet you have this type of shit. What a horrible bitch.

What the entire fuck?

Spoiler: Life Raft Amber

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If anyone else was laying there they would be under water.

 

[smallmilk]

Please elaborate.

After Amber, two more youtubers are having a rapid subscriber loss, for their own reasons ofc.
I'm crediting Amber for the trend

 

[Eric's_Lisp]

After Amber, two more youtubers are having a rapid subscriber loss, for their own reasons ofc.
I'm crediting Amber for the trend

You mean like the ProJared thing? Gotcha.

 

[MissyMissy]

After Amber, two more youtubers are having a rapid subscriber loss, for their own reasons ofc.
I'm crediting Amber for the trend

Naw, I dont think so. Been happening before Shrimpgate

 

[Amber Khan]

You know, and you guys will probably shit all over me and call me a horrible person and whatnot, but a small part of me wishes Eric's shady/sketchy ass would record an Amber binge. I mean, she is probably HELL during these binges and very verbally abusive towards everyone with eyes lookin like she's fuckin possessed. And I mean she is kicking, screaming, cursing you the fuck out and her big ass is ready to fuck you up. It's like a fuckin exorcism.

I'm guessing she starts looking like this at the start of a binge:

Spoiler: BINGE

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You know what that spooky picture reminds me of?

This scene is iconic and scary because the twins' faces are barely too far away to make out the expression, meaning their intent cannot be judged. Similarly in the screenshot, all you can see is this haunting bulldog/thumblike visage on top of a bloated inhuman shape urgently lunging for sustenance. We may never know how these binges take place, but we can guess her usual mannerisms take a backseat to the Binge Monster.

 

[THOTto]

RE: The Phentermine debacle--

Big Al's vid "Pizza Mukbang" is, I believe, THE most iconic video she's made. It spawned so many classic AL moments including "queen of moderation" and "I haven't eetun" as she sits there in her "sarcasm, another service I provide" T-tent hoovering up Density's family's cold, left over pizza whilst babbling on about how she "ain't even hungry" because of the phentermine....which she took for a whole two days.

Classic shit right there. Those were the days.........

While I respect your opinion I have to disagree because of the Cereal mukbang. I’ll never get over it. She was so excited to clear that casserole dish she hardly spoke.

I’m sure there’s a ton of little things we could get into as to why amber is the way she is. But at the end of the day she’s over a quarter ton, as wide as she is tall and has eye fucked herself on a scootypuff. If that isn’t comedy gold I don’t know what is.

Oh, PassiveaggressiveLynn in action.

"No no, I'll be fine. It's ok. Go ahead and leave. I'm used to it. I like being alone anyway."

Wah.

WAH WALUIGI AMBER NUMBER ONE

My search history now has fat waluigi in it, I hope you bored bitches appreciate the sacrifices I make for you

 

[ADHD]

If Becky leaves then what is it going to be like when Eric is left to care for her? I imagine that, at the very least, their blogs would merge into a single audio-visual nightmare. Why not?

Why would Eric lift a finger for Amber? He has a husband supporting him, he doesn't need her or her shekels.

 

[Aldora]

If Becky leaves then what is it going to be like when Eric is left to care for her? I imagine that, at the very least, their blogs would merge into a single audio-visual nightmare. Why not?

The only reason Amber is in the house is because of Becky, if Becky leaves(for whatever reason), one of two things will happen: either Amber will be forced to leave, or Eric & Rickie will leave. But either way, without Becky, R&E are not going to put up with Amber.

 

[lemon challenge lemons]

.She purposely puts out an idea or thought that appeals to her audience that she has zero intention of actually doing, such as weigh ins on Thursdays, then plays the willful ignorance card- "I never said that, watch my video etc..." and shifts the blame onto the "haydurs".

Tbh I think big Al is partly unconscious to what she's even doing when she speaks of ideas/goals she hasn't done yet. She's basically passing accountability to her viewers and totally fucking her chances of follow through because she isn't holding herself accountable one bit. I mean, she started her latest and greatest weight loss journey because she "had a responsibility to inspire others" rather than really doing it to actually save her life. Gorl is too stupid to realize her struggles are her responsibility alone.

And of course, because she's VictimLynn, she's gonna get defensive which leads to gaslighting people. The fact that she thinks asspatting will "fix" her only feeds into her narcissism and validates her shitty behaviors, whether it be to others or herself.