🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[IslamicContentental Belt]

I die when she claims her favorite food is salmon and steamed broccoli.

She probably thinks the Faroe Islands are in Bora Bora

 

[Mr Foster]

She probably thinks the Faroe Islands are in Bora Bora

I'd be surprised if she could find Kentucky on a unmarked map of the U.S.

 

[marjoram]

But Blotto, "it was the only clean bowl" in the entire house!!1!! You certainly can't expect Big Al to wash a bowl when there was a handy dandy full size casserole right at hand just begging to be filled with Crunch Berries....

Sheesh.......

 

[clusterfuckk]

But Blotto, "it was the only clean bowl" in the entire house!!1!! You certainly can't expect Big Al to wash a bowl when there was a handy dandy full size casserole right at hand just begging to be filled with Crunch Berries....

Sheesh.......

I also love how If a normal person absolutely had to use a casserole dish they wouldn’t FILL IT TO THE TOP. Like I would still pour a regular bowls worth. But not Albert she had to fill it.

 

[marjoram]

And bitch about the "cereal dust" as she emptied the bag

It really is amazing anybody in that house ever got any food....

 

[ADHD]

Wow you guys are mean. Obviously she needed to keep her energy up for her busy life with all her fulfilling hobbies and active social life.

 

[Clintonberg]

I'd be surprised if she could find Kentucky on a unmarked map of the U.S.

idk

 

[むらさき]

Then Hamber treats her animals like absolute shit. She took poor Twinkie into the lake, holding the dog like a fuckin loaf of bread. Needless to say, Hamber collapsed because the sand beneath her couldn't hold her weight. Both she and Twinkie went down and Twinkie was under the water for a few seconds before using Hamber as a fuckin life raft. Twinkie then swam off. You can tell that Twinkie doesn't want to have anything to do with Blubberella at all. Poor Twinkie. That dog didn't even ask to be brought to that shitty lake. Hamber will tell you to the very end that she doesn't abuse her animals, yet you have this type of shit. What a horrible bitch.

What the entire fuck?

Everyone always goes on and on about Necky, et all.
The animals I worry about are Wasabi,Rarity, and Twonkle Stor. To say that they are neglected is an understatement.

 

[mekalekahi]

Why do I have a hard time believing that?

 

[Xenomorph]

Why do I have a hard time believing that?
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She means Necky opens the door and lets the dog out. Al never said she walked her because we all know she cannot.

 

[MissyMissy]

Everyone always goes on and on about Necky, et all.
The animals I worry about are Wasabi,Rarity, and Twonkle Stor. To say that they are neglected is an understatement.

I always felt like her pets have the same health that she has (or had in the Destiny days) unhealthy but not enough to die from

 

[Strine]

why does everything she fucking does surround the fact shes a lesbian?
Its like there is no other identity other than being gay at the fag shanty.

I don't know if you've looked at Twitter lately, but sexual orientation is what NPC millenials use in place of a personality these days. Lesbians are also notoriously belligerent and political about it.

Amber will be back in full fat force when the next YT payday is on the horizon. This cunt is so boring nowadays. Chantal has really usurped her as Queen Fattie Nutcase.

 

[chicken wings]

She means Necky opens the door and lets the dog out. Al never said she walked her because we all know she cannot.

A sympton of a bored dog with a lot of unused energy is barking. I believe Amber has stated a few times that Twinkie tends to bark at people passing by or gets overly excited when people show up.

 

[Twinkie]

A sympton of a bored dog with a lot of unused energy is barking. I believe Amber has stated a few times that Twinkie tends to bark at people passing by or gets overly excited when people show up.

On the other hand, that is completely normal dog behavior.

 

[ADHD]

A sympton of a bored dog with a lot of unused energy is barking. I believe Amber has stated a few times that Twinkie tends to bark at people passing by or gets overly excited when people show up.

Another symptom is the dog being a fucking fat ass, which Twinkie is, just like her dear old mama.

 

[むらさき]

I always felt like her pets have the same health that she has (or had in the Destiny days) unhealthy but not enough to die from

It may be true that they are in moderately good health physically, however their mental health appears grim. Also, she still hasn't had Wasabi neutered.

 

[chicken wings]

On the other hand, that is completely normal dog behavior.

Dogs can be trained to chill and not spazz out at a visitor.

 

[marjoram]

Wasabi is neutered. I believe he came that way when she bought him at a pet store.

 

[EH 110]

I don't know if you've looked at Twitter lately, but sexual orientation is what NPC millenials use in place of a personality these days. Lesbians are also notoriously belligerent and political about it.

I miss the good old days when people kept that shit private.

 

[a834604]

Why do I have a hard time believing that?
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Unstimulated outdoor time in a yard filled with dog shit when someone bothers to open the door? Not enough even for a small lap dog. Leash walks and exercise like agility exhaust dogs both physically and mentally, making them use muscles and brains at the same time. Something Amber seems not to do so often. Small dogs need exercise too, usually the reason small dogs are ridiculously annoying, yappy and snappy is because they are bored and full of energy ready to burst. They need to be tired out daily, whether it is a walk around the block or intense agility or obedience training, if the dog goes straight to their bed for a relaxed nap (which means no whale eyeing, it means restful, deep sleep, not how Twinkie spends her comatose days) it was a good exercise. DAILY.

I'm sorry for being a crazy dog lady but that dog deserves a DOG'S life, not being an Amber minime and dying at 8 years old. Proper food, activities, training and exercise are the absolute minimum, even for a small lap dog.