🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Sword Fighter Super dijo:
Ya know, at first I used to watch her videos with your guys out of pure curiosity.

It was relatively benign at first. I would even get a few chuckles in from time to time when I wasn't shaking my head.

Then after a while I started to notice things. She is the worst kind of addict, and gleefully drags anybody who cares about her down with her. She's fucking throwing her life away, and doesn't seem to care. She cuts her girlfriend down at every possibly opportunity. She will lie right to our faces when all we have to do is backtrack the video we're watching a few minutes to prove it.

Finally I realize: I fucking despise this woman.
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You put it into words so succinctly how I think most of us feel.
 
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When the filter accentuates your glowing diabetic eyes...I mean that perfectly healthy glow... :P

I like how she mentioned she would get rid of Becky before she would get rid of Twinkie Stoor. Way to be bitch Hamber.
 
Sword Fighter Super dijo:
Ya know, at first I used to watch her videos with your guys out of pure curiosity.

It was relatively benign at first. I would even get a few chuckles in from time to time when I wasn't shaking my head.

Then after a while I started to notice things. She is the worst kind of addict, and gleefully drags anybody who cares about her down with her. She's fucking throwing her life away, and doesn't seem to care. She cuts her girlfriend down at every possibly opportunity. She will lie right to our faces when all we have to do is backtrack the video we're watching a few minutes to prove it.

Finally I realize: I fucking despise this woman.
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Shes a mess, i tell you.
shes going downhill fast and she knows it, but as you said, she doesnt care.

i wonder what her rock bottom is?


i cant stand her face anymore, she looks awful
 
Rebel Scum dijo:
Gorl loves her carbs. Ver archivo adjunto 440193
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Well what a shocker that someone else actually succeeding in weight lose and bettering themselves doesn't inspire her. Pretty soon she will start considering them as haydurs (if she already doesn't) for losing weight in her giant presence.

Edited for spelling mistake.
 
Y'know, what's sad is she's less than 200 elbees away from 700 lbs and that's supposedly while she is exercising restraint. Most women her height are 100-135 lbs. Going with a heavier 135 lbs, that's 565 away from 700. Most women her height are an entire Amberlynn away from being 700 pounds.

Keep patting your own ass, big girl :winner:
 
Recent Lurker dijo:
Cant even say "sporadically" but came for Ricky once like "Do you knoooooooow whats an adjective???"
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I want to say the adjective comment was a poor attempt at trying to get in good with the gays. They love RuPaul's Drag Race and because I'm exceptional and love it, too there was a contestant last season who's first language is English and they were filling out a mad libs sort of form to develop a character and this queen didn't know what an adjective was so another queen who's second language is English had to clue her in. It was a very poor attempt at an inside joke most likely.
 
Yeah that "at least I'm not 700 pounds" comment was just fucking disgusting, clearest sign that she's never going to get better. You're a 5'3 woman and you expect asspats for the fact you're not over 550 pounds higher than your weight should be? Have all the posts comparing her to a grizzly bear or a dumpster not gotten through to her? How can a human being even think like this, good god.

EDIT: It's because eating is literally the only thing that makes her happy so she think it's great restraint that she doesn't eat Cheesecake Factory every day. Like that's so fucking sad, start writing again, buy an instrument, go to a park. Of course this all falls on deaf ears.

EDIT2: Has she every looked at healthy people and wondered why they're so happy despite eating so little? Like she has no perspective when she sees someone who's fit, with a good diet. I feel like because only consumerist shit makes her happy it's the same for everyone too, they just bought the right stuff. That's why she's always hunting for the next FitBit, the skinny, good-looking models in the ads are so happy with their new gadgets so she must be happy too if she just ponies over 100 dollars!
 
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Verbatim Goalz Gorl dijo:
She's such a cunt to people who ask her innocent, real questions. Imagine having such a garbage personality that your girlfriend, family, roommates, even strangers on the internet can't stand you.
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What's even sadder is that's what she chooses to put out to the strangers on the internet. She's edited and practiced and rehearsed to make herself look to be something that she would like. And she does like herself. She stays up at night watching her own videos.
 
Big AL is the worst kind of disordered person.

It's 4:45 PM. You look up at the clock every 30 seconds. Work sucks, but you've got an ace in the hole. Advance tickets to Infinity War? Check. Vouchers for free snacks and drinks at the theater? Check. The fancy movie theater across town with the recliner seats? Check. Phone buzzes, you look down. "You know I hate superhero movies :(((((, I'm gonna see Any Schumer instead.". Clock out, but suddenly, you're not as excited anymore.

"So you stay under 20 carbs, bump up your fats and proteins, and just eat until you're not hungry! It's awesome because it's more about elimination of stuff like refined carbs and processed sugars, I'm excited to try. A lot of my friends have seen great success with it!" . Carrying around that extra 40 pounds is fucking annoying. Dieting is hard, but you're confident that this time, you've got it in the bag. She smirks at you. "Babe, you know how unhealthy cutting out carbs is. You really shouldn't do that, it won't work anyway. But good for you, I guess."

8:30 am. You start at the pill bottle. 2 Wellbutrin daily, for the next 3 months, then you'll reevaluate with your therapyth. You're scared but at least you're trying. "I just don't know, it's scary. But I know I need to do something. I don't want to be depressed like this anymore all the time. I've had friends kill themselves, I want to honor them and keep living". You confide in her softly. "You know Lexapro is wayyyy better right? That Wellbutrin will just make you even more of a bitch." . She kisses you quickly and laughs it off.

"I've got some pamphlets here. They're all about eating disorders. I also looked up some great low cost therapy options in our area. These people specialize in ED's and one even says on their bio from their site that they love working with people from the Foster care system. Please, I'm really worried about you. I'll love and support you every step of the way." You choke back tears, but it had to be said. 500lbs and counting, your partner is going to die sooner than later if she doesn't get some real help. She screams. "You have no idea what it's like to be be! You have no idea what I go through every single day! Take more of your pills you bitch!". You're done.

Your phone buzzes a hope through your pocket, you block the number. Video after video about how abusive you are . You laugh them off. Tweet after tweet about how dumb you are. The mirror doesn't lie though. Not only have you lost 40 pounds, you can put an additional 500 on top of that.

Amber is the worst kind of sick person. She lacks the emotional intelligence to examine herself in a way that will allow her take the first step to getting better. She's a perfect storm of trauma, insecurity, and addiction. We all have those"depressed" people in our lives that never shut the fuck up about it, then go on to talk about how people won't be around then because of their illness. Nah fam, it's cause you're insufferable and a cunt. "Why is everyone getting upset with meeeee?"

At this point, the refusal to understand why is anything but accidental. 500 lbs and you're still acting above help. 500 lbs and you're still acting like you've accomplished something. 500 lbs and you're still such a bitch, that your weight isn't the most unattractive thing about you, it's your personality. U G H.
 
Her snapchat rant from last night about Twinkie:


BoundByEarth. dijo:
I like how she mentioned she would get rid of Becky before she would get rid of Twinkie Stoor. Way to be bitch Hamber.
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That was hilarious because she basically got rid of Wasabi and Rarity to move in with Becky until the internet raged at her.
 
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I always find it funny when she goes on and on about how her animals are her children, yet she can't even spend the menial amount of money it costs to get that dog's nails clipped. However, she can surely spend money on a pint of ice cream every night or copious visits to different restaurants. Priorities.

I'm also positive that if she had only had enough money to either buy food for her pets or herself, she would choose herself. Mess.
 
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666EVE666 dijo:
Her snapchat rant from last night about Twinkie:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DdmHagvbu5A


That was hilarious because she basically got rid of Wasabi and Rarity to move in with Becky until the internet raged at her.
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She expects us to take anything she says seriously with that high ass voice? She is more cunty than she has ever been. She also needs to tuck her pancake tits into her nightgown/shirt cause nobody wants to see that shit.
 
At her current height and weight she would need around 3500 calories just to maintain her weight. She could lose so much weight by eating 2000 calories a day like an average person which is not a restrictive diet at all. She doesn't even need to deprive herself with a 1200 calories a day diet.

Is 700 lbs her new goalpost? She can expand to 600 lbs and more, as long as she's below 700 it's OK? It's like she wants to be completely disabled by her fat to the point she is no longer able to walk. Then Becky can dedicate 100% of her waking hours to be her servant.
 
You wouldn't let your pet become or stay obese if you really cared about it. I know it's been said a million times before and I know we're not supposed to get angry about the cows but it's so infuriating 'cause at least Amber is choosing to be morbidly obese. Twinkie doesn't have a choice. She's totally dependent on Amber and Amber can't even be bothered to feed her correctly or take her outside for a ten minute walk once every day (that's not enough, but it'd be a start at least).
 
I did not think it was possible for her to sound even more condescending and cuntier but that snapchat filter is doing a mighty fine job at it. And maybe our gorl should take a long look in the mirror when her haydurs care more about the wellbeing of her animals than she does. Maybe she all of a sudden stopped showing Twinkie because her nails have grown into actual talons by now. Hey Amber, if you truly cared about your dog you would take Twinkie on walks and CUT her freaking nails. Just stop with the excuses that you are too afraid to cut them by yourself because you don't want to hurt her. Did you ever consider how much those talons hurt Twinkie's feet. Every step is painful for her. You of all people should know how that feels.
 
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