🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Cora gorl, I hope you're ready for the screeching you're about to receive for liking this.

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Sup guys, long time lurker. I wanted to say that this new information that Cora and Cxnt dropped will surely make Hamber flip out and maybe have Becky actually see her for what she is and kick her out. Hopefully. :optimistic:
 
Al finally updated the weight on her Instagram.
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I have to hand it to her, she made it to (off scale) 500lbs in a week and a half when My Fitness Pal said it would take her 5 weeks.
 
I find the Cxnt saga of Amberlynn Reid interesting in the sense that Amber rarely has any “pretty girls” in her orbit. Someone’s sister or cousin every once in a while, but for the most part all of the women around her are to some degree obese and/or unattractive. She doesn’t even know any cute fat girls.

It would be interesting to see her interact with someone thin, pretty, with a normal life, who’s also confrontational to her. Cxnt sort of represents that in an abstract, extremely internety way. Her combative reactions to Cxnt are the closest we’ll ever get I suppose.


The minute a pretty girl strummed up conversation with AL is the moment our gorl's head would explode. In a subtle way she'd be ripping the asshole out of this "competition" mentally and immediately. You can just see her eyes squint, giving the fake "uh huh, yeah" when she's faced with a normal-sized, somewhat attractive human talking to her. Her legs are beastly man I never seen legs so beastly. There's no way a person doesn't know their legs have become two twin towers of fluid and fat so when she goes on errands and walks I think shes already is jealous of the world she sees around her. I would pay to be a fly on the wall with Amber at some hardly mentioned wedding where she's gonna screech and cackle and open bar or not, ruin the fucking thing for everyone.
 
It only took me a minute to figure it out - the video that was taken down was "how things are right now" from April 7th. This was the one where she was waddling around Cracker Barrel. I believe she named Jennifer, Becky's sister, in this one and showed photographs of Jennifer's family.

First thing I thought was she took it down because she looked so greasy,gross and had a hole in her pants in that video. But then it's like that in every video these days so maybe it was showing Jennifer and someone posting her address and facebook here.
 
y’all, just imagine knowing amber irl. i mean put yourself in cora’s position and let’s just go ahead and assume this was all made up - say your sister’s ex girlfriend texts you out of nowhere (when y’all don’t speak on a regular basis, i’m assuming) about accusations made on a gossip forum about her because she makes horrible youtube videos about being 500 pounds. that is truly so pathetic. amber is 27 years old and she feels the need to screenshot her conversations with people who have nothing to do with her videos or this forum just to prove herself. “SEE YOU GUYS ARE LYING, CORA DOES LIKE ME!!” like, how fucking sad. her whole life revolves around food and the shit that we post on here lol she needs help and a fucking hobby. one that can’t be done inside four walls.
 
y’all, just imagine knowing amber irl. i mean put yourself in cora’s position and let’s just go ahead and assume this was all made up - say your sister’s ex girlfriend texts you out of nowhere (when y’all don’t speak on a regular basis, i’m assuming) about accusations made on a gossip forum about her because she makes horrible youtube videos about being 500 pounds. that is truly so pathetic. amber is 27 years old and she feels the need to screenshot her conversations with people who have nothing to do with her videos or this forum just to prove herself. “SEE YOU GUYS ARE LYING, CORA DOES LIKE ME!!” like, how fucking sad. her whole life revolves around food and the shit that we post on here lol she needs help and a fucking hobby. one that can’t be done inside four walls.
this is highschool drama all over again.
but with a 27 yr old woman.
 
Amber has always felt the need to seek validation from others. I'm sure deep down she knows that her existence is futile. She has no means of motivation to improve her life with actual professional guidance.

Like how she said on Twitter yesterday "I'm CONSTANTLY walking. You can ask anyone I live with." She wants several ass pats for incorporating something in her life that is as mundane as a fucking walk up an inclined parking lot. I understand that walking in her morbid obese state must be difficult, but how do you expect to see results if you don't constantly push yourself?

We all know she's not taking brisk walks. Her legs are so wide, so fatty, that she literally has no space in between her gargantuan thighs to walk like a normal human being, thus creating the infamous waddle-waddle walk. How can anyone briskly walk with those legs without experiencing chaffing from hell? She would complaining a lot because of post-workout pain and soreness.

Ultimately, I highly doubt she is walking over 8,000 steps a day. I do believe her FitBit picks up the readings of her hand movements when she's stuffing her face, and calculates them as steps.
 
SW: 498.6 | CW: 501

When she needs to prove a point about her state of calorie counting and fitness, the apps and trackers are all TOTALLY RELIABLE GORL. When she doesn’t want to be faced with having to log her true calorie intake number they’re all inaccurate pieces of shit that want her to eat too much. lol
 
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