🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[AlabamaWhitman]

That shit cracked me up. Like who tf texts someone at 2:11am? If someone texts me that late there better have been some terrible accident or a dear, dear friend or family member better need bailed out of jail. And then she spams it again like 4 hours later. Like bitch I'm not ignoring im fucking sleeping because i have grown up person shit that needs to be done tomorrow. Ugh that second text would have sent me over the edge.

Drug dealers don't even answer the phone after midnight.

It was 2am and then 6pm. Cora ignored her all day long then she copied and pasted her text. Somehow that makes it funnier to me. It's also hilarious to me that Amber took Cora saying "I mean if you really feel you need to do so" as enthusiastic consent to post those screenshots.

 

[W00K #17]

It was 2am and then 6pm. Cora ignored her all day long then she copied and pasted her text. Somehow that makes it funnier to me. It's also hilarious to me that Amber took Cora saying "I mean if you really feel you need to do so" as enthusiastic consent to post those screenshots.

You are correct. I also agree with you, it makes it look funnier/even worse than 4 hours later.

You can just imagine, It's 2:11am, Coras phone goes off, groggily she reaches over to see who the hell just woke her up (or if she was lucky, slept thru it and it was the first thing she had to read in the morning to welcome the start of her day), and reads that on her phone. You can just imagine her saying to herself "jesus fucking christ, I'm gonna ignore and not even respond to this dumb shit". Then she goes about her day, thinking amber just maybe got the hint and chose to let it go. And just when Coras almost ready to forget about it, Amber can't wait any longer, and spams it again.

Coras like "good lord BITCH are you SERIOUS" out loud, then while she's rolling her eyes, begins to text a resounding endorsement of "I mean if you really feel you need to do so".

 

[Long time lurker]

I'm not sure what to believe tbh.

Trust, but verify.

This story, specifically had way too much 6 degrees of separation for it to be verified, plus the info being fed was either common knowledge or things people hope is true (Amber stinks, she broke a toilet etc).

Destiny broke up with Amber more than a year ago, has moved back to Florida and brought Dana over. Why would Cora be talking about Amber now? To a coworker who, coincidentally, has a sister who, coincidentally, knows someone in a group dedicated to talk about Amber.

I don't believe in coincidences.

Ver archivo adjunto 434825 Negative views happen when a video is taken down or set to private. I'm guessing the first is from the Rafe video, but which video is gone now? Over 100K views, i'm guessing a mukbang?

Are those the dates when the videos were published? If so, we can check here, since there are threads made for each one of her videos.

 

[angelicbitch]

Are those the dates when the videos were published? If so, we can check here, since there are threads made for each one of her video

No, those are the dates that the views dropped or rose.
So, on the 23rd, she lost those views

 

[CC 855]

Did some shopping today at the mall and just out of curiosity I checked how many steps I did. I walked for just under an hour at a pretty slow pace (was with my mother) and recorded 4,273 steps, which according to my iPhone translates to 2.7km or 1.6miles.

How is Amberlynn getting over 8,000 steps a day? I did a quick google search and found this table:

Let's give Amberlynn the benefit of the doubt and assume she walks at a moderate 3.5 miles per hour. She would need to walk around 70 minutes a day to achieve 8,000 steps at this speed. At 2 miles per hour she would need to walk around 120 minutes a day. This just doesn't seem plausible at her size.

 

[GremlinKween]

Did some shopping today at the mall and just out of curiosity I checked how many steps I did. I walked for just under an hour at a pretty slow pace (was with my mother) and recorded 4,273 steps, which according to my iPhone translates to 2.7km or 1.6miles.

How is Amberlynn getting over 8,000 steps a day? I did a quick google search and found this table:
Ver archivo adjunto 435198

Let's give Amberlynn the benefit of the doubt and assume she walks at a moderate 3.5 miles per hour. She would need to walk around 70 minutes a day to achieve 8,000 steps at this speed. At 2 miles per hour she would need to walk around 120 minutes a day. This just doesn't seem plausible at her size.

I don't have a fitbit but I have another step tracker on my wrist and it's very sensitive to arm movement. It literally counts moving your hand to your mouth as taking steps. I wouldn't doubt she earns the majority of her 'steps' from her hours long nightly binges shoveling food into her mouth.

 

[sixcarbchiligorl]

Ver archivo adjunto 434825 Negative views happen when a video is taken down or set to private. I'm guessing the first is from the Rafe video, but which video is gone now? Over 100K views, i'm guessing a mukbang?

It only took me a minute to figure it out - the video that was taken down was "how things are right now" from April 7th. This was the one where she was waddling around Cracker Barrel. I believe she named Jennifer, Becky's sister, in this one and showed photographs of Jennifer's family.

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

What leans me more to the side that the gossip about Amber was true was also because of the fact that Cora responded to her in a friendly manner at fucking 2am. Most people, even people Cora's age, are asleep at that time. And then again at 6am... I mean if she wasn't already asleep at 2am, surely she fell asleep before 6am, but she answers her like it's no big deal to be woken up at such a time. Which leads me to believe that she knew the texts from Amber was coming and was ready to lie and defend herself.

 

[angelicbitch]

I seriously don't believe that Amber walked 2k steps in 20 minutes.

"The rule of thumb is that the average person walking at a brisk pace of about 3.5 miles per hour can achieve 1,000 steps in ten minutes."

Amber's big ass is not walking briskly when she can barely lift her feet off the ground. This makes me believe that her fitbit isn't reliable. Anything that "measures" your steps that isn't gym equipment can be manipulated by any kind of movement, like raising your arm. And we know that she flails her arms around while walking, as is shown by the previous video.

 

[Octomet]

If Al thinking she's putting in that many steps is keeping her motivated to stay off her ass, then I'd let her have that one.

Unless it's reading a brisk pace from when she leaps up and shuffles over to steal snacks from Becky's paw.

 

[666EVE666]

It only took me a minute to figure it out - the video that was taken down was "how things are right now" from April 7th. This was the one where she was waddling around Cracker Barrel. I believe she named Jennifer, Becky's sister, in this one and showed photographs of Jennifer's family.

lol I have a copy of it, but she was dumb to even include that tbh

 

[angelicbitch]

If Al thinking she's putting in that many steps is keeping her motivated to stay off her ass, then I'd let her have that one.

Letting her think that she's burning off hella calories in a day makes her believe that it's okay to eat a couple bad things here and there bc she "deserves it" when she really doesn't

She needs to go to a real gym where the burned calorie count is more accurate

 

[Octomet]

Letting her think that she's burning off hella calories in a day makes her believe that it's okay to eat a couple bad things here and there bc she "deserves it" when she really doesn't

She needs to go to a real gym where the burned calorie count is more accurate

I agree, her eating habits and view of food will never normalize without some outside intervention. I was just having an moment where I thought as long as she stays active perhaps she'll try to stick to some other positive changes and not be such a pos.
I know she hasn't hit rock bottom yet though. You would think so, but her true attitude peaks through and shows otherwise.

 

[FlutterBy]

Most people, even people Cora's age, are asleep at that time. And then again at 6am... I mean if she wasn't already asleep at 2am, surely she fell asleep before 6am.

The second text was at 6pm.

 

[TheSCREECHER]

Also, It's hilarious how this comes out to be "2 hours long" but 498 pounds is only kinda 500 pounds, thanks to that water ya'll.

I guess trying to fit into the car makes up for the other 30 minutes.

EDIT: I posted this in the wrong thread. This is my first day. Forgive me.

 

[melissarendato]

Sometimes it's difficult for me to truly abhor Amber because she's almost too pathetic to hate, but then rehashing this Gracie shit truly makes me disdain her. She is certain Gracie isn't coming back in that video. Did she Fatal Attraction the cat so that Destiny was forced to get a pet with her and thus, according to Amber logic, be a co-parent with Amber so she could never leave her?

It didn't work out for her obviously, but I can see how someone like Amber could pull psychopathic shit like that.

 

[Octomet]

Did we all see Cxnt's younow stream?

I just wish I could see Al's reaction to seeing proof that those are her lips!

 

[666EVE666]

Did we all see Cxnt's younow stream?

I just wish I could see Al's reaction to seeing proof that those are her lips!

This should have been enough proof

Spoiler

The stream wasn't too much about Amber though, it was to get that (now deleted) group to stop going after that girl they falsely tried to "dox" as being me.

I miss our gorl's YouNow streams though, Amber come back

 

[C3PBRO]

AL deleted all her tweets about Cxnt being a catfish.

 

[YouTubeyStar]

AL deleted all her tweets about Cxnt being a catfish.

I find the Cxnt saga of Amberlynn Reid interesting in the sense that Amber rarely has any “pretty girls” in her orbit. Someone’s sister or cousin every once in a while, but for the most part all of the women around her are to some degree obese and/or unattractive. She doesn’t even know any cute fat girls.

It would be interesting to see her interact with someone thin, pretty, with a normal life, who’s also confrontational to her. Cxnt sort of represents that in an abstract, extremely internety way. Her combative reactions to Cxnt are the closest we’ll ever get I suppose.