🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[lol cow supreme]

Place Wobbles on the tracks of the O train and the impact will open the lithium battery igniting a proper Viking Funeral fire. To Valhalla Wobbles!

Wobbles is lead acid battery hence the short battery life, shit recharge time and cheap price.

 

[monet]

Did big Al adopt any type of accent/expressions/speech pattern from Emily? She tends to change the way she speaks with every new girl she gets, but I haven’t been able to subject myself to her videos with enough focus to really notice something new that came with her? definitely nothing half as grating as the southern twang she tried to emulate when she was with Becky or the baybey~ she got with Jade at least

 

[Constellationzero]

Did big Al adopt any type of accent/expressions/speech pattern from Emily? She tends to change the way she speaks with every new girl she gets, but I haven’t been able to subject myself to her videos with enough focus to really notice something new that came with her? definitely nothing half as grating as the southern twang she tried to emulate when she was with Becky or the baybey~ she got with Jade at least

HECTIC
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[toilet_rainbow]

She actually said the “highest it’s been in years”, which I still think is the highest ever but she’s unlikely to ever admit that.

Classic Amber word games. Have been wondering if the increased use of makeup is not only her trying to maximize that feeder coin, but to try to hide her gaining. Her head is the same size it was in late 2019 (maybe even bigger). If someone's eyes focus more on the makeup instead of her enlarging jowls...

She can lie all she wants. Her shrinking eyes won't.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

new tiktok from the gorl, she's claiming to have weighed in at 549.0 last week and is currently at 537.4

Spoiler: 07/06/2026 tiktok

#weighin #caloriedeficit #weightloss [7659513601245416718].mp4

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She's such a liar lol there is no possible way she isn't at least 600 pounds or higher

 

[Agoodpotroast]

Yeah but she once put the PAM on her food, remember.

Oh, I 'member. Back in the Michael Be Petty days because she wanted her salmon to be crispy. I'm never gonna understand why she won't just use a little butter or olive oil but Amber defies logic at every step when it comes to cooking enjoyable food

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Oh, I 'member. Back in the Michael Be Petty days because she wanted her salmon to be crispy. I'm never gonna understand why she won't just use a little butter or olive oil but Amber defies logic at every step when it comes to cooking enjoyable food

Because PAM is marketed as zero calories which in Amber’s world equals healthy.

In her defense, out all the crimes against food she has committed, spraying canola oil on top salmon is near the bottom of the list.

Yes a normal personal would probably use olive oil if anything but Amber is a lazy moron.

IMHO the clip is just famous for MBP over the top reaction. Really plays into the gossipy bitch motifs that people enjoy.

 

[Insulin reid]

She's such a liar lol there is no possible way she isn't at least 600 pounds or higher

The fattest most narcissistic thing I think shes ever done is see herself gaining more weight and because of her dumb impulse to vomit to us mostly everything shes ever seen heard thought or experienced she just cut off her ability to see a number on the scale so without that knowledge she wouldnt ever be able to tell us accidentally or otherwise.

Her truth is "highest known weight" and thats on period. With her whole chest.

Like ripping your eyes out to avoid some dark lovecraftian nightmare she simply did not see it so it didnt/couldnt happen/be true.