🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Autistic Asparagus]

Wobbles the scooter will outrun anything Hamber can fit on. Chantal lives her life one quarter pounder at a time.

Wobbles is a true Gorl World Hero. When he finally keels over, we should have a funeral and bury him with full honors.

 

[cuttysnark]

Place Wobbles on the tracks of the O train and the impact will open the lithium battery igniting a proper Viking Funeral fire. To Valhalla Wobbles!

 

[WasabiPastas]

Her egg scrambles actually don't look half bad but scrambled eggs are also kinda hard to fuck up

This is Amber we're talking about here.

There's no oil or butter, and those eggs are cooked till every drop of moisture has evaporated away.

She definitely fucked them up.

 

[pippeyyy]

In her 4th of July video, she was sunburnt on her 3rd chin. I'm trying to figure out how that's even possible. Fat anatomy is confusing.

She looks like she was drinking, with her red chest, but only her 3rd chin was red. I do wonder if our housebound gorl is getting burnt by being outside for really short amounts of time. She hasn't been outside regularly since Gaycare. No one left to set up a chlorinated kiddie pool to hose her down now.

 

[Tiresome]

she was sunburnt on her 3rd chin. I'm trying to figure out how that's even possible. Fat anatomy is confusing.

Possibly a sheen of greasy sweat on her ungodly decolletage reflected extra UV directly up at the lower subsidiary chin, just like those shiny reflectors sunbathers used to hold to direct extra rays onto their faces.

 

[Insulin reid]

lower subsidiary chin,

What the fuck lmao

 

[Traffic Jammies]

new tiktok from the gorl, she's claiming to have weighed in at 549.0 last week and is currently at 537.4

Spoiler: 07/06/2026 tiktok

2:17

 

[Tea Sipper]

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572.4lbs as her highest weight on this app, and that was in 2019. So in 7 years she's managed to lose... 35lbs. I know that Emily Franz the death feeder entering the picture threw a spanner in the works but jesus christ. She is a complete and utter failure.