🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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WasabiPastas dijo:
If she manages 5 kills does she get a special title? Pilot's become aces, surely we can come up with something.

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Bae-tality. Emily wins.
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WasabiPastas dijo:
If she manages 5 kills does she get a special title? Pilot's become aces, surely we can come up with something.

Suggestions welcome.
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Why not just use Bowling lingo? 4 strikes, I think it is, is a 'Hambone'. I'm not making that up. When she reaches that number, the jokes will write themselves. 5 would be a, '5 bagger'. Bag-her, again, they write themselves.
 
It’s so fascinating to see Amber be put in a situation she can’t control or go cry to someone else to fix or use to fight for her (ie Keem), which is why this TikTok era is so hilarious to me.

She desperately wants to be part of the young kids crowd (and or prey upon them, depending on what you believe), it’s only a matter of time before she regrets it. Kids on TikTok are SAVAGE: if it’s not her past catching up to her, it’s them going to go full jugular over her looks and fatness, especially in the age of GLP-1s.

You love to see it.
 
Kela de Thaym dijo:
It’s so fascinating to see Amber be put in a situation she can’t control or go cry to someone else to fix or use to fight for her (ie Keem), which is why this TikTok era is so hilarious to me.
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She truly does not know what to do. Its all her, so nobody else to blame. Shes already tried blaming the "haydurs" when she battles someone and they make her lose by hate donating and telling strangers the tea making them confused and opens her up for questions on the spot about embarrassing things shed rather have the internet forget.
Kela de Thaym dijo:
She desperately wants to be part of the young kids crowd (and or prey upon them, depending on what you believe),
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yes to bolth. Its very "hello fellow kids"
Kela de Thaym dijo:
it’s only a matter of time before she regrets it. Kids on TikTok are SAVAGE: if it’s not her past catching up to her, it’s them going to go full jugular over her looks and fatness, especially in the age of GLP-1s.

You love to see it.
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They arent only savage they are smarter than her and its embarrassing. Millenials cling to certain things in our bygone era and ambers clinging to when it was "hot" to be a stupid valley girl in california. Now shes just a dumb adult and it shows. No social skills, no intelligence, no knowledge of the outside world. Its just weird. Definitely giving "retards first time with people" every time she meets someone online that isnt enamored with her.
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer dijo:
Can't remember who I was listening to yesterday but they brought up a good point. I think Amber is back in her bedbound era. She is easily over 600 pounds, spending all day eating, and doesn't really leave her apartment
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Her desk is in her bedroom now which is where she’s been eating and she’s even eaten the captain crunch perched on her bed.
Her apartment is pretty small so she barely has to move around in it.
She does have to go to the building door for her delivery though.
 
Her eating is one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen. I can't handle normal eating sounds anyway, but hers is just made worse by her staring at herself in the camera with those soulless eyes, nodding her head and saying "yep, yep," rolling her eyes like it's the best orgasm she has ever had, the fat rolls on her chin and body bouncing around, her greasy unwashed hair, chewing with only her front teeth for some reason ... I could go on and on. It's repulsive.

How this fat fuck has multiple girls vying for her attention I will never understand. How does she manage to brainwash so many people into falling in love with her? Before she had a pot to piss in she managed to get strangers online to send her gifts and money. She could be the most gorgeous woman in the world, but her personality is shit. I don't get it.
 
notfoodienotbeauty dijo:
How this fat fuck has multiple girls vying for her attention I will never understand. How does she manage to brainwash so many people into falling in love with her? Before she had a pot to piss in she managed to get strangers online to send her gifts and money. She could be the most gorgeous woman in the world, but her personality is shit. I don't get it.
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Other people, regardless of their looks/wealth/background, can also be really gross, retarded, and alone. When you platform yourself to millions of people, surely a few mentally unwell people will reach out to Amber. Destiny, Beck, and Emily are prime examples. They knew she was a nasty, filthy, lying bitch yet they found enough mental gymnastics to pretend that wasn't the case or thought they could change her. The only one close to being normal was Jade and she didn't seem as interested in Amber as she was Ambers money and dipped the second the timing was there.

Mentally unwell people attract mentally unwell people. Especially in this day and age of weird streamer parasocial relationships.

Also wasn't amber just spotted eating ranch with a side of salad with her mom at some restaurant? She's not totally bedbound yet.
 
Tiki Bar Man 2 dijo:
why does it feel like we are shifting into an end era? Maybe not THE end era, but we are deff shifting into new darker territory.
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She is in her mid to late 30s while entering a bedbound era that is worse than the one in season 4. While season 4 was Beck trying to make her eat healthy but being a complete pushover, Emily will be the one encouraging Amber to eat more and play mind games that make Amber never be healthy again
 
Holy fuck on a stick Emily is one hell of a woman. Built like a fireman from the neck down.

She is like a taller, thinner, and more devious form Dusty.

I wanna say Amber has a type but the reality is that Emily has the soul of a fat fetish weirdo. Usually they are stick thin but she bucks the trend by being, outside of her face, the definition of a butch lesbian.
 

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DSP's Tax Lawyer dijo:
She is in her mid to late 30s while entering a bedbound era that is worse than the one in season 4. While season 4 was Beck trying to make her eat healthy but being a complete pushover, Emily will be the one encouraging Amber to eat more and play mind games that make Amber never be healthy again
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Amber doesnt want to eat healthy she just wants to be loved while being the fat disgusting piece of shit she is. The binge rages she would go through were Amber fighting to get junk and dopamine again because beck was trying so hard to have Amber just stick to what she was saying and since amber didnt want to she ended up raging because amber just needs a partner who says yes all the time. "Yes I believe you lets spend money on this weight loss drug/mlm/meal routine" and "yes babe great idea let's go go mcdonalds". She needs a yes man to be happy. Poor beck just tried to encourage her to stick to what came out of her mouth, not what whatever amber wanted to go in it.

When amber starts having health problems now she's getting older and with emily shes going to blame all her health issues on emily encouraging her. She can never take responsibility but that bitch always needs a fall guy for her choices. Theres no mind games needed with her, shes exactly where she wants to be. Fat, and encouraged to indulge in her drug of choice. The addict has found a drug den and called it home.
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer dijo:
She is in her mid to late 30s while entering a bedbound era that is worse than the one in season 4. While season 4 was Beck trying to make her eat healthy but being a complete pushover, Emily will be the one encouraging Amber to eat more and play mind games that make Amber never be healthy again
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Amber would've never been healthy, with or without Emily.
 
Skinless Nugget dijo:
Amber would've never been healthy, with or without Emily.
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Agreed with this, she will always be unhealthy. Though the rate of which she is inching closer to croaking changes depending on her partners.

Amber bulldozes (literally) most of her partners. If possible, she chooses the meek, introverted, and spineless ones because they're enablers. Or she chooses those with little life experience (i.e., Krystle, Casey, Destiny to some extent, and that rumoured Abigail), because she's a predatory creep.

Emily on the other hand, by virtue of being a feeder, enables Amber. But instead of moving gradually towards the "end", she is speedrunning towards it.

The only partners who were able to slow Amber down from her self-inflicted destruction was Krystle (and that's a special circumstance because her parents were the ones setting boundaries, Krystle fits the personality profile otherwise) and Jade, and even then, Jade couldn't change her in the end.

Nothing will change her. Cancer wasn't enough to scare her. Hypertension isn't enough. And if the rumours are true, she's apparently insulin resistant or inching towards diabetes and given her most recent content, that won't be enough to scare her into changing.
 
Shitted Scaredless dijo:
I'd be surprised if she's not already diabetic.
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I am too, given her size and eating habits. At the same time I wouldn't be surprised if she's at best borderline pre-diabetic or just pre-diabetic. I don't want to give her any sort of compliment here, but it appears that she has resilient genes given her mother abusing her body with drugs and whatever substance. As well, hair and skin can be indicators of health and for as big as she is, I am surprised she has had hair that long without it falling out for as long as she has. As well, age is catching up to her, and we can see that with her dwindling mobility and independence and even with her hair falling out and thinning more recently. I also think that her younger age of 35 is another factor that is working in her favour for now.

The only reason why she hasn't declined like Chantal has yet is because she has youth on her side. As she inches closer to her 40s (and yes, I do think she may unfortunately live to her 40s and beyond because there's fat fucks on My 600lb Life that are considerably more sick and bed bound that lived to their 50s), she will truly experience the ramifications of abusing her body for as long as she has.
 
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