🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Insulin reid dijo:
Lmao amber being so desperate to keep emilys attention.

"No emily dont look at xio look at me see how much food im eating. See how cute and dainty and round I am."
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That would be absolutely hilarious if Amber got cucked by Emily hooking up with Xiomara.

Might want to start paying closer attention to Amber in the event she starts trying to mimic Xio, then we’ll know Justin Feeder’s grown bored of Porkahontas.
 
From the Facebook group again;

Day 3 feeder content calories count - 3350 calories (but probably more)

1ST FEED - 800 calories
2 cups of Comforting Corn Beef Hash - 800 calories

2ND FEED - 910 calories
Stove Top dressing - 450 calories
2 oily chicken breast - 400 calories
Brussel sprout corn mix - 60 calories

3rd FEED - 720 calories
Multigrain English Muffin - 130 calories
1 serving Justins Honey Peanut butter - 210 calories
2 Thomas mini bagels plain - 240 calories
Pepper Jack Cheese - 100 calories
8 slices of turkey pepperoni - 40 calories

4th feed - 920 calories
Another jumbo bowl of Cap'n Crunch - 800 calories
1 cup of 2%
Milk - 120 calories


Question from me; do you think she's actively wanting to die and is trying to speed run it right now?
 
She seems to be contouring her face but it looks terrible. It looks like that uncanny valley makeup from the movie obsession.
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That's not contour, that's her moonface's gravitational pull keeping the natural light from reaching the areas under her cheeks.
If she were to contour her cheekbones, though, where would she even start ? I try to picture it but it would only hilariously exacerbate the jowls/double chin
 
Jesus H. Christ.
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Now, I'm just wondering here, but how do y'all think it'll come out when she dies? Will it be Mommalynn on FB first, or Aunt Tammy in here reporting that they found Amber dead in the apartment with a rotting bowl of cereal by her side, and that an excavator was needed to tear down the wall in order to get her out. Like, how would they get her out for real?
 
Flan Pwincess dijo:
Jesus H. Christ.
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Now, I'm just wondering here, but how do y'all think it'll come out when she dies? Will it be Mommalynn on FB first, or Aunt Tammy in here reporting that they found Amber dead in the apartment with a rotting bowl of cereal by her side, and that an excavator was needed to tear down the wall in order to get her out. Like, how would they get her out for real?
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We're gonna get sad vague Facebook posts from mommalynn about being at peace now and sad vague song lyrics
 
Flan Pwincess dijo:
Jesus H. Christ.
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Now, I'm just wondering here, but how do y'all think it'll come out when she dies? Will it be Mommalynn on FB first, or Aunt Tammy in here reporting that they found Amber dead in the apartment with a rotting bowl of cereal by her side, and that an excavator was needed to tear down the wall in order to get her out. Like, how would they get her out for real?
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I think if Amber dies we will see it on Mamalynn's social media or Tammy will announce it. If from Mamalynn, I wouldn't be surprised if she posted about it and blamed the haydurs for Amber's demise. Lack of accountability and self-reflection seems to be a common trait in that wretched family.

Tammy might post about it, but who knows if it will be framed as a cautionary tale of unchecked gluttony and fatness or if it'll be blaming the haydurs too. Grief does things to people and all the women in that household are demonstrably unhinged.
 
Calories dijo:
Speaking of calories, here is another TikTok video.

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She's putting what time she claims to eat it now.

9 AM: Corned beef hash with potatoes.

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1 PM: Stuffing, chicken, brussel sprouts and corn.

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5:30 PM: "A low carb nightmare". Multigrain English muffin with honey peanut butter, two mini-bagels with pepperjack cheese and turkey pepperoni.

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7:30 PM: Cereal, cap'n crunch.

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She also really wants you to know she drinks water all the time and she only drinks sodies like once every two weeks.
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That's about an hour and a half from the first meal to the last
p0e dijo:
Question from me; do you think she's actively wanting to die and is trying to speed run it right now?
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I don't think she realizes how close to death she really is right now. I think she won't realize what she has done until its way too late. She either dies or she gets into a hospital that prevents her from eating and she realizes how long it really takes to lose all that weight
 
PropaGONDA dijo:
I think if Amber dies we will see it on Mamalynn's social media or Tammy will announce it. If from Mamalynn, I wouldn't be surprised if she posted about it and blamed the haydurs for Amber's demise. Lack of accountability and self-reflection seems to be a common trait in that wretched family.
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I dont think ambers mom will "blame haydurs" I think shes got a weird outlook on her daughter's health and it may revolve around "hulthy but big". Stupid people dont think things through critically, and she may just chalk it up to "gone before her time" and "a tragedy nobody saw coming". Ambers whole family are just pigs with social security numbers. They play in the mud, are gluttonous self absorbed retards, and cant think really critically much at all. Mommalynn is also going to have a lot of fundraising to do because ambers funeral will be costly as well as the removal of all of her shit from her apartment. The goodwill is gonna have a lot of landfill slop delivered a couple days after amber kicks the bucket or shes gonna have to have a garage sale/Facebook marketplace dump in order to recoup funds.

50/50 shot at a gofundme for fat ambers fat casket. Will haydur nation donate? Who knows.
PropaGONDA dijo:
Tammy might post about it, but who knows if it will be framed as a cautionary tale of unchecked gluttony and fatness or if it'll be blaming the haydurs too. Grief does things to people and all the women in that household are demonstrably unhinged.
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Tammy will eventually say something if ambers mom clams up about it and theres no facebook post or if she tells Tammy specifically to shut the fuck up and its a "family matter". Poor white people have a weird outlook on family and what that means despite everything they put eachother through.
DSP's Tax Lawyer dijo:
That's about an hour and a half from the first meal to the last

I don't think she realizes how close to death she really is right now. I think she won't realize what she has done until its way too late. She either dies or she gets into a hospital that prevents her from eating and she realizes how long it really takes to lose all that weight
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Shes gonna have to have a stroke or something because being a fat gross fuck isnt enough to get forcefully committed or hospitalized to get the weight off. The hospital will stabilize her and release the hog back into the wild and the state will pay for it or amber will ignore the bill like she does all the others as she hobbles home to go "battle" on tiktok or whatever and go eat an entire box of quinoa with some butter on it.

I think ambers heart will probably give out or shes gonna die in her sleep and we wont see it. Shes gonna stop uploading for a bit and then mommalynn is gonna post one of those cringe Amy brown fairy pictures with ambers birth/death years and shit.
 
Mommalynn is also going to have a lot of fundraising to do because ambers funeral will be costly as well as the removal of all of her shit from her apartment
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I do highly doubt there will be any type of service. Because who would go other than her Mom, Grandma, Mom’s hillbilly fuck buddy and maybe Tammy out of guilt. Even Emily will probably not go.

They should just all go to Denny’s in Ambers honor and call it a day.
 
Autistic Asparagus dijo:
I do highly doubt there will be any type of service. Because who would go other than her Mom, Grandma, Mom’s hillbilly fuck buddy and maybe Tammy out of guilt. Even Emily will probably not go.

They should just all go to Denny’s in Ambers honor and call it a day.
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Emily will definitely show up at Big Al's funeral.
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