🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Turd Fergusson]

It is clear to me that being on a diet for a few days or walking a bit more would do absolutely nothing about her weight. She is in need of serious medical intervention for her to lose enough weight to make a difference in her health status.

The body is not designed to be that heavy when you are only 5' 2" (we is not 5' 3". She has stated that she was 5' 3"ish, she might be even shorter).

However, she does not want to lose weight because she does not want to have saggy skin. She is risking her life for vanity.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

It is clear to me that being on a diet for a few days or walking a bit more would do absolutely nothing about her weight. She is in need of serious medical intervention for her to lose enough weight to make a difference in her health status.

The body is not designed to be that heavy when you are only 5' 2" (we is not 5' 3". She has stated that she was 5' 3"ish, she might be even shorter).

However, she does not want to lose weight because she does not want to have saggy skin. She is risking her life for vanity.

No, really?? Someone had better tell Amber, stat!!
All jokes aside, someone who looks like she does is very, acutely aware of their need for medical intervention. She just would rather shove McDonald’s single cheeseburgers down her throat than go to inpatient.
Also, I was messing around with the brightness etc on some screen grabs of Amber doing “jumping jacks” in a YT short and now I’m not sure how legs work any more.

Spoiler: Horrific legs lie ahead

 

[CatsCage]

Ew, what the fuck
This doesn’t even look human any more, Amber!
You’re really committed to dying as young as possible, huh?
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That thing definitely leaks

 

[Deputy Aru]

God, I wish FFG had adopted Rarity under a fake name...
...and you know if Amber had a Fatty fashion Show, everyone would've already clipped it to hell, but that's beside the point.

It's actually kind of crazy to think about what Chantal's done in comparison to Amber. I mean, it's not much, and let's be real all the traveling Chantal's done minus the Cuba Beez (at least the intention behind it) has been fueled by the same desperation they both have for an absolute loser to love them back, but I just think it's funny Amber likes to pretend if she was her goal weight she'd be this international diva with all this money and meanwhile our Canadian Princess is fat as ever and still done more traveling and lived more life experiences than Amber ever will.

That photo is really gross, though and actually, seeing that it's really embarrassing for Amber to still be with Emily after everything she's said about Amber behind her back and yet Amber continues to LARP about how supportive Emily is. The truth is Amber looks exactly like melted ice cream at her current weight so Emily's right, she would look like a melted candle if she ever lost a significant amount of weight. She should really just wrap it up at this point. The damage she's done to her internal organs being this fat for so long at 5'2 is crazy but the damage she's done to the outside of her body is just as repugnant. She thinks everything would magically fix itself if she lost the weight but she would need to have several pounds of skin removed to even begin having a normal life if she were to lose weight. You can tell her age + the hysterectomy are slowly creeping into her life as well because she just turned 35 but she looks like she's about to be 50 at least, she's aged so much in the face the last few years and the fact you can clearly see those disgusting scars on her arms from so far away? Blegh.

She's an Eldritch Horror and I can't explain it but her being next to a somewhat normal sized person looks like the Godskin Duo from Elden Ring.

 

[Mekahineyho]

What is her aversion to any treatment whatsoever of the lymphedema? I guess it’s because it’s a chain of events requiring diet/weight-loss and then wrapping, massaging,physical therapy and surgery.Or it could be her thinking if she had to go to weekly appointments it would make her feel like a deathfat and not a curvy sex kitten. She even said she has “normal lymphedema not 600lb life lymphedema” even though the front of her thigh is hanging over her kneecap.

Money is probably a factor as well. She would rather buy K-pop hunter stickers and seafood boils instead of taking the time to work with a doctor and budget insurance and out of pocket costs so she’s not in the position she’s in.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

What is her aversion to any treatment whatsoever of the lymphedema? I guess it’s because it’s a chain of events requiring diet/weight-loss and then wrapping, massaging,physical therapy and surgery.Or it could be her thinking if she had to go to weekly appointments it would make her feel like a deathfat and not a curvy sex kitten. She even said she has “normal lymphedema not 600lb life lymphedema” even though the front of her thigh is hanging over her kneecap.

Money is probably a factor as well. She would rather buy K-pop hunter stickers and seafood boils instead of taking the time to work with a doctor and budget insurance and out of pocket costs so she’s not in the position she’s in.

Lol Amber can’t control her portions and eat like a normal human for 2 consecutive days you really think she would commit to doing the now years-long treatment of daily wrapping, weekly drainage massages, regular doctor checkups… unless you know of a magic pill that makes your cement pillar legs immediately shrink to normal size, Amber ain’t interested.
Plus she only exposes the layyyrrrggs to fresh air if someone is lifting up her belly apron like the hood of a car to tinker around. Other than that, they stay wrapped in a pair of black laygins pulled so taut they are almost sheer, out of pure shame.
Stolen from Reddit, but it’s where she’s headed! Warning: pretty gross

Spoiler: Ow ma layyg!

 

[Turd Fergusson]

What is her aversion to any treatment whatsoever of the lymphedema? I guess it’s because it’s a chain of events requiring diet/weight-loss and then wrapping, massaging,physical therapy and surgery.Or it could be her thinking if she had to go to weekly appointments it would make her feel like a deathfat and not a curvy sex kitten. She even said she has “normal lymphedema not 600lb life lymphedema” even though the front of her thigh is hanging over her kneecap.

Amber went once to a lymphedema specialist and had her legs wrapped. She said that it hurt too much and never returned. I think Amber will quit anything medical if she does not see a benefit right away. Besides, she always been big, so she probably does not see anything wrong with her. As with Chantal, she see herself above the shoulders and heavily filtered.

Money is probably a factor as well. She would rather buy K-pop hunter stickers and seafood boils instead of taking the time to work with a doctor and budget insurance and out of pocket costs so she’s not in the position she’s in.

Agree. She only spends money on her vices, whether they are food, Lego sets, bingo, etc. Anything medical cuts into those vices.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

She just would rather shove McDonald’s single cheeseburgers down her throat than go to inpatient.

never forget that big al the cat killer isn't even this fat from all kinds of food, or even just fast food, its from her obsession of eating pounds of white rice and other carbs. just diabolical.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

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Fat Fuck in the wild. JFC she's HUGE. Those layug rolls are concerning (the one by her fugly purse especially). WTF is going on with her left layug?

Look at that dainty gorlypop. I wonder if she is cold standing out in the Oklahoma night like that

As you said, that was with a blip in her paycheck. She probably spent that much on Walmart earrings.

Its infuriating to think how much she would have if she was investing $500 on each ETF a month

Its $281,086.28 in assets and $12,071.30 in cash

And I am being super conservative here. These numbers would be her buying the shares at the very peak and then with every dividend she neither reinvests it nor does she put it in a basic savings account to earn interest. Nobody should have any sympathy for her financial situation and I hope she tries to fuck with Keem so the lolcow universe becomes a detractor channel

 

[Lesbian Grandma]

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Fat Fuck in the wild. JFC she's HUGE. Those layug rolls are concerning (the one by her fugly purse especially). WTF is going on with her left layug?

EUGH everything about how she looks here is horrifying but the arm sores just make me nauseous.

Of all the things happening with her body this is the one thing she could actually cover and she just chooses not to.

 

[Alvin and the Shitmunks]

I only pop in between commercials of whatever slop I’m watching, but Amber claims to weigh 521.8 lbs.

Also she is aware of the picture with the fan, and she’s blaming Boogie for sharing it in their Discord or something? I can’t tell if she’s truly crashing out or if it’s an act- but she seems pretty genuinely miserable.

Oh and ffg is not on tonight. I don’t really know anything about it and I’m not digging further into it lol

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

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I only pop in between commercials of whatever slop I’m watching, but Amber claims to weigh 521.8 lbs.

Also she is aware of the picture with the fan, and she’s blaming Boogie for sharing it in their Discord or something? I can’t tell if she’s truly crashing out or if it’s an act- but she seems pretty genuinely miserable.

Oh and ffg is not on tonight. I don’t really know anything about it and I’m not digging further into it lol

the two obese women abusers together at last

 

[McBoogerBall]

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Fat Fuck in the wild. JFC she's HUGE. Those layug rolls are concerning (the one by her fugly purse especially). WTF is going on with her left layug?

I know this has been said numerous times, but holy fuck she’s large compared to an average build. I guess I don’t see her standing fatly next to people very often so it’s still a surprise.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Imagine being upset because boogie doesn’t desire you

 

[KittiestKitty]

Tonight is going to be another shitshow.

 

[mastergabe]

Day 11 Superchats unfortunately skyrocketed to $1477. Live viewership climbed to 2.8k. Not sure why.


Superchat last night was $520. Total # of superchats for this stream were 104 chats ($14/chat average). Last stream had 53 chats ($10/chat average).


I wouldn't be surprised if YawnCow videos get DROPPED on the basis of hateful speech and/or harassment...the only thing the fat narc is capable of doing and being quite good at it. Seeing as how the last video taken down was intentionally privated/deleted.

 

[CloutKing]

CHALLENGE: Skim through any of the livestreams and find a still image where Amber doesn't look like a miserable piece of shit. IMPOSSIBLE!

She's extremely insufferable as of late, I tune in to see what's happening and just turn it off after hearing her say "listennn" for the millionth time. Bravo Keemstar.

 

[Baguette]

Ew, what the fuck
This doesn’t even look human any more, Amber!
You’re really committed to dying as young as possible, huh?
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All I can think of when I look at this is "how the hell does she get her pants on and off?"

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

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Day 11 Superchats unfortunately skyrocketed to $1477. Live viewership climbed to 2.8k. Not sure why.


Superchat last night was $520. Total # of superchats for this stream were 104 chats ($14/chat average). Last stream had 53 chats ($10/chat average).


I wouldn't be surprised if YawnCow videos get DROPPED on the basis of hateful speech and/or harassment...the only thing the fat narc is capable of doing and being quite good at it. Seeing as how the last video taken down was intentionally privated/deleted.

I think Keems is inflating the figures

 

[kawaiikat420]

It is clear to me that being on a diet for a few days or walking a bit more would do absolutely nothing about her weight.

This is the lie that she wants her audience to believe.

If she were to reduce her caloric intake to <1200 calories a day, do daily exercises for 30-60 minutes (like stretching, lifting a dumbell, walking short distances, etc., nothing overly strenuous). Then she could lose a lot of weight really easily.

Amber's biggest issue isn't the fact that she's nearing immobility, it's that she is in complete denial about the amount of calories she consumes every day. I think that this denial borders on psychosis at times. She has to eat at least 5000 calories per day to sustain that weight (assuming she's 600lbs and 5'2 like you suggest). That's the same as eating 120 Chicken McNuggets per day (the whole nugget, not the weird skin-only thing that she does). At her size, her BMR (basal metabolic rate) is probably around 3000 calories, if not more, per day.

If she ate 1200 calories per day for a month, she'd have consumed 36000 total. If she didn't do any exercises at all, didn't even move a muscle, she'd still have burnt 90000 calories in the month. After subtracting the burnt calories by the consumed calories, we're left with 54000 calories, or 15lbs. If she were moving more and doing daily exercises, she'd lose even more.

What is her aversion to any treatment whatsoever of the lymphedema?

This would break the delusional fantasy, which is the most horrific thing imaginable to someone like her. For any treatment to be successful, even partially, she'd have to actually confront her eating habits in an honest way, and that's impossible for her.

I don't think Amber wants to get "worse," I think that she gets worse and worse because if she actually wanted to get better than she'd have to admit there was a problem to begin with. She'd have to admit to herself that eating sodium-rich, caloric, greasy foods is bad for her. She'd have to admit that she eats in excess of 5000 calories per day. She doesn't want to do that.