🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[scoootiepuff]

Hambutt almost assuredly has, not only callouses, but the eldritch, bubbly, puss-y lizard flesh ol' James "OW--MAH LAYYG!" King had.

Hasn't she mentioned before that her laygs sometimes "leak"? And she's always getting cellulitis, probably due to the open sores on them. I don't think she's self conscious of them just because they're fat, I think it's because they're a festering oozing biohazard.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Hasn't she mentioned before that her laygs sometimes "leak"? And she's always getting cellulitis, probably due to the open sores on them. I don't think she's self conscious of them just because they're fat, I think it's because they're a festering oozing biohazard.

U guise have to ruhllaheeeze... skinny people have weeping sores where the skin has tore on their uncontrolled double dema leeayyrgs, you fatphobic haydur.

 

[Jr_Bacon_Sneedburger]

She just can't move anymore to make herself an ass. At some point, she needs to just get a personal fat person scooter and become the new Mobility Mary

Mobility Mary was infinitely more entertaining than Amber, and actually took good care of that bird.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Mobility Mary was infinitely more entertaining than Amber, and actually took good care of that bird.

Yeah, she didn't let that bird out. Especially not waiting for a cool Bree hee hee heeze from the patio door

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

"Cold BREE-HEE-HEE-HEEEEEZE" will never not be hilarious to me. Poor Rarity, I hope some kind soul found her and she is living her best life in fresh creamy Wisconsin etc etc, but she also gave us one of the funniest quotes in recent ALR history. Your sacrifice was not in vain, gentle feline.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Amber better come back swinging hard. If she comes out in October with some boring vlogs and no drama is going to drastically destroy her channel. Chantal is going full crazy at the end of September and it should only get crazier with how she is flipping out in Syria. Doordash is expensive

 

[Mother Gooseberry]

Your sacrifice was not in vain, gentle feline.

Do not go gentle into that good night. Meow, meow against the dying of the light dear Rarity! (And Gracie)

 

[maybe a pigeon]

 

[McBoogerBall]

A good indication gorlworld is getting dry again is when users discuss Amber’s mysterious ankle balls and layygs.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Based on this thread and the sub Reddit, looks like we aren’t as “obsessed” with her as she claimed before her little break.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

what's the longest break big al the cat killer has taken before? I remember a few years ago there was even a front page happening post just saying "where the fuck is Amber?" lol

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Hospital arc inbound

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

She better come back with a new highest weight or a new feeder or be in jail for murdering Tammy or something if she wants to take the crown back from Mariam and her divorce beeze arc

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

She back and she hongry

 

[Anne Boleyn]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fLvUSh516Qs
She back and she hongry

I know the video is supposed to be rage bait but the real rage bait is posting before 1 October.

 

[ExplodedWhale]

Lol at her eating multiple mills in 7 hours of "work"

 

[janeir0]

The heavy breathing is a lot

 

[CatsCage]

Zero changes in lighting. She ate everything in one sitting.

 

[McBoogerBall]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fLvUSh516Qs
She back and she hongry

Lazy ragebait, 2/10
All that work on her computer must be her actively looking for a new feeder, it’s a full time job

 

[Flan Pwincess]

So Hambie's new ""job"" is to eat as much as she can before the sun changes position? How on brand hectic of her

And hot damn, her breathing! I can see why she got called Porkahontas!