🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Pretty sure she called Tammy sick for daring to get married on her Maw's Sobervursury when she was chimping out on livestream recently. No doubt she'll blame trauma induced amnesia or something else diagnosed by Doctor TikTok.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Didn't Amber say they got married on the date that Mama-lynn got clean? I might be a complete retard and remember it wrong, but I vaguely remember Amber using that as an excuse for not going to the wedding, as she thought it was inappropriate. So Amber forgot both the anniversary of her Aunt and her mother's sober anniversary after claiming to care for them both so much? Even if it wasn't the anniversary of her mum's sobriety, it was her Aunt's wedding anniversary, and she claimed to love her so much and want a relationship with her, but can't even remember important dates in her life.

Also, a soborversary is only really important to the person who is sober and maybe a romantic partner who helped them through the worst.

I also find November 1st a funny sober date because you fucking know, MethMama was super fucked up on Halloween and probably woke up in a costume hungover in a pile of drool.

 

[_scythe_]

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Apparently Tammy has released a screenshot from the Wipey era, peep the date... (yoinked from Apathetic Faxx)

She has the mentality of a 10 year old, body of 30 year old, and the issues of a 70 year old. Imagine having cancer, menopause, and dementia before the age of 40. No wonder she can't keep up with her lies.

 

[Talakai]

She has the mentality of a 10 year old, body of 30 year old, and the issues of a 70 year old. Imagine having cancer, menopause, and dementia before the age of 40. No wonder she can't keep up with her lies.

"body of a 30 year old" is incredibly charitable.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

Except he’s not her stepfather and I’m sure he’ll never actually marry Meth Mama. Amber also has three brother Iirc.

He can't marry her if she's still married to George..

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

He can't marry her if she's still married to George..

I forgot about that tidbit. Imagine being so white trash, you don’t divorce your addict husband before getting engaged to someone else.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

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Apparently Tammy has released a screenshot from the Wipey era, peep the date... (yoinked from Apathetic Faxx)

So now we know Jade C Francis was born 11/1/1995.
We also now know she lives at 3790 Express Dr S, Islandia NY thanks to a quick Google using the name and DOB.
According to county records the house was “sold” recently but it looks it was simply remortgaged, as both names on the satisfaction of mortgage and subsequent new mortgage are “FRANCIS, JO” which is all I can see on the County site before it starts requiring payment.
Not sure what the rest of the first name on the mortgage is. If someone has a subscription to the County Clerk’s website, they might be able to get more! Got it.
Edit: after fumbling around with the worst site known to man:



I assume John and Sonia Francis are her parents.

 

[The Moth]

They are fighting over a little match box lol

it's a bit mindblowing to me how a whole ass house in the US, albeit a tiny and shitty one and in the middle of Bumfuck, Nowhere, costs less than the apartment I live in currently in my retarded 2nd world country. and my apartment is about 10 m2 smaller too. crazy

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Not even that much...

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3825-SW-42nd-St-Oklahoma-City-OK-73119/21873717_zpid

Mamalynn and Amber falling out over an 80k shack right by the airport is peak white trash

 

[Calories]

She's live again talking about family. [Edit: That was just at the very start, the rest was mostly random stuff]

She says it's her "livestream era" and that her next vlog will probably be December 1st.

Local archive:

things are about to change​

1:15:50

 

[blindghost]

She’s rambling about nothing. The most interesting part is whatever is happening with her eyebrows

 

[Sharty party]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6Omeqd3Sduw

She claims a pain in her thigh that she thinks could be a blood clot

Says if she goes to the hospital it would be tomorrow morning

 

[Calories]

She’s rambling about nothing. The most interesting part is whatever is happening with her eyebrows

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

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Her pretending to have eyebrows is my favorite.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

tldw, she's going to stream only twice a week and spend the rest of the time trying to shove five dollar footlongs up her cooter while Emily jacks it to Rosee, who would never betray her!

She thinks she's super k'yooo today.

We're in the not putting the final sound onto the end of words era. "Don't" become doe and so on. It's lidurlee the worst.


She never watched him, but rest in peace for surrrrre.

Traction alopecia coming in nicely, toobz.





Has anyone tried listening to her at .25 speed? Try it. It's funny and creepy af.

 

[Calories]

0:12

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

tldw, she's going to stream only twice a week and spend the rest of the time trying to shove five dollar footlongs up her cooter while Emily jacks it to Rosee,



.

She’s ascared of penetration though…..

 

[blindghost]

Layg reveal ig. I was just recording her because she just said “what is Winnie the Poohing? Trust me I’m wearing pants” and thought it was funny

Edit: she just rage quit the live lmaooo

 

[Porkahontas]

while I sincerely doubt her thigh pain is a blood clot (we could only be so lucky, ALR is a whiny bitch and in the face of real pain she would be cryeen and making meth mama drive her TONIGHT)
my sincere thoughts and sympathy bones to whatever under paid, over worked ER registrar, triage nurse and on shift ER doctor have to deal with this malingering inbred abomination

the pain in her overstuffed, mattress shaped legs certainly couldn't be due to her insane weight, water retention, and lack of mobility - enter in the return of "muh lipadema/muh lyphadema"
chantal is as boring as watching a third world building crumble slowly, and yet this double wide trailer of a woman still steals the show for eye numbing, drain circling non-tent

c'mon hamber, show laygs and defend your title. better yet, emily franz of WI, why don't you show her laaaayges that you loved so much? you love gifting for attention and ass pats, here's your ticket to degen fame

LEZEAT.

 

[CatsCage]

She has aged 10 years in less than 12 months.