🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

She might actually get some exercise in with that four loko once she starts raging. She probably sticks to wines and vodkas because it’s the weepy eat-my-feelings drink, which is where she’s more comfortable.
Diversify your portfolio ALR. Shotgun a pack of four lokos and show us your sick dance moves, you award-winning dance choreographer you.
Petition to import this bitch a crate of Buckfast, she won't sleep for a week and will be so high on caffeine she'll simply vibrate the weight off 🌈
 
Hamber has been visiting Emily in Wisconsin for over one month now.

Is she still paying rent in OK?
She CLAIMS to have renewed her lease and still have it. Whether or not that's actually true has yet to be determined

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There's Ambo, trying to rewrite history again. That's totally NOT true! We only thought Jade and Slommus were feeders! We thought that Erica was non-existent, that Becky was a zombified grifting thumb, and that Destiny and Krystle were retarded (sorry, Krystle, but we did kinda think that).
 
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I mean sure, being Ambers girlfriend means getting accused of being a feeder. That’s because Ambers a 600 lbs monstrosity, and being attracted to her is equal being a fetishist.
But we know her past girlfriends weren’t attracted to her.
Emily, on the other hand, is a feeder active on feeder fetish forums. This might be the first of the girlfriends that’s actually attracted to her, and that’s not a good thing.
 
I mean sure, being Ambers girlfriend means getting accused of being a feeder. That’s because Ambers a 600 lbs monstrosity, and being attracted to her is equal being a fetishist.
But we know her past girlfriends weren’t attracted to her.
Emily, on the other hand, is a feeder active on feeder fetish forums. This might be the first of the girlfriends that’s actually attracted to her, and that’s not a good thing.
Agreed, in-fact I remember at most, people would refer to her past relationships (mostly Becky) as an enabler, not feeder. But Amber will never leave her constant victim complex and gaslighting so poor her, such a hard life.
 
Agreed, in-fact I remember at most, people would refer to her past relationships (mostly Becky) as an enabler, not feeder.
I know nothing of the Feederverse and would like to keep it that way. But I suspect that it’s rare for a feeder to put on significant amounts of weight a la Krystle, Destiny, Becky, or Jade. I mean, aside from the dominant, controlling aspect of feederism where remaining in control is probably part of the thrill, I expect a feeder would be too busy slobbering over Amber’s yeasty rolls to overeat herself.

Amber tends to attract sad, desperate lesbians who can’t meet anyone local and who are seeking a primarily emotional connection, rather than a sexual one. I get ace vibes from Krystle and Becky, at least with regard to Amber—but definitely enabling chubby chasers, sure. Clearly these women have a type. And a large part of the lesbian commjnity is just that—large.

But feeders? As Amber herself would say, “Neow.”
 
I love how the real reason Big Al hasnt posted is because no matter what her location is its going to bring up shit. Back home in her old place? How did she get there? Did Tommy not want her? If she is still with Tommy at her place then did she lesbian u haul when she said wouldn't? If she's somewhere else that also need explaining. She's fucked and under scrutiny no matter what shes posts now. I doubt she even has made a messed up timeline of videos to fuck with us given how even more lazy and smug she has been.
 
Yes I stole this from reddit. Look who is trying to Dry beg again. Never change Beggy.

Think we will get another GFM? Think she will make thousands like she did the last few times?
We are due for a livestream detailed how depressed the thumb is and they barely making it by. I dont want to be an ass but these people always seem to be in deaths door when it comes to finances, one step away from bankruptcy. Is it this difficult living in the US? let alone buttfuck nowhere Kentucky where I heard that stuff is cheaper compared to the rest of the states

Edit:I don't want to sound ignorant Im genuinely curious because I don't live in the states
 
We are due for a livestream detailed how depressed the thumb is and they barely making it by. I dont want to be an ass but these people always seem to be in deaths door when it comes to finances, one step away from bankruptcy. Is it this difficult living in the US? let alone buttfuck nowhere Kentucky where I heard that stuff is cheaper compared to the rest of the states

Edit:I don't want to sound ignorant Im genuinely curious because I don't live in the states
Absolutely not.
I’m in their age range living in a more expensive State and have a sizable amount in savings for shit like this.
I have rent, bills, and also have small human expenses on top of potential emergencies.
Money management is not some unknown scientific process, these heifers just prioritize eating out, buying tat for their “hobbies” and have actively chosen to not pursue career paths with upward growth.
Lazy is as lazy does.
 
Fun fact: if you do a Google Image search for "liverboob", most of the results are pics of ALR
She comes up as the first one for liver tit for me lmao
Just found this recent documentary about Amber.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=yipezI90xDE
It's decent. He's not sympathetic & seems to know a good portion of lore. Can't stand it when some dip shit who doesn't know anything about her creates something that has a ton of new sympathetic parasites that flock to her channel to show her love. It never lasts but it's undeserved in the first place.
watched some Amber and Becky Retro Reaction...when i suddenly had this in my Head XD
She has the flattest profile I've ever seen. Not only was she over fed at all times, she was probably left in the the crib laying down A LOT Screenshot_20240824_230249_Reddit.jpg
@notfoodienotbeauty yikes on that Beggy thing, dude. Wtf how do you not have a savings of at least HALF that when you live in a podunk cheap ass state like they do? It's wild to me, never change Beggy.
 
Fuck you Beggy, cant even take care of business with TWO incomes?
Yeah but I am more than sure her place is filled with le 90s trash.
Weird how Beggy seems to burn through cars just as fast as Amber has
Remember when Beggy said she would do a stream but donos cant ask her for receipts on what she used her money on? :story: :story:

ETA: You all see Zach had a vid with Hambone in it get age restricted /taken down? And when he went to appeal they said "lol no" I mean I wonder what has happened lately to warrent all this?? Couldnt be YOU jewing to the reporter, ,would it? Fucking idiot, you get a job too! :story:
 
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She has the flattest profile I've ever seen
She needs to talk to Chantal about her Jay Leno chin filter.

Chins has the natural underbite, of course, but those fucking Korean filter programers know how to make 500 lb women look like they still have facial filters. God bless. Samsung could make ALR look like an actual human being.
Money management is not some unknown scientific process
It's absolutely incredible to me how many 30+ yr old adults won't save 5 to 10 percent of their paychecks in emergency savings accounts. Work up to it if you need to!
[And no, I'm not talking about retirement account savings, a whole different ball of wax]

Do you love your cat/dog/horse "Mr Fluffy"? Do you want to be able to pay vet bills? How do you think you're going to afford car repairs, house repairs, a 200 dollar medical bill, etc?? [Sperg over so I don't go on for hours]

Start with 30 bucks per paycheck if you need to, and add to it as you cut bills or earn raises. Place it in savings and leave it alone. A social media deathfat with an entire youtube income should have this shit covered back and forth.
 
...Is it this difficult living in the US? let alone buttfuck nowhere Kentucky where I heard that stuff is cheaper compared to the rest of the states

Edit:I don't want to sound ignorant Im genuinely curious because I don't live in the states
To give you a hint at their mentality...

When Becky and Amber first split and Becky was living with Rafe and right before her car GoFundMe, Becky was complaining to her audience about not being able to afford food (while getting fatter than ever, but anyway). Someone from her audience pointed out that Becky owned 6 retro consoles that would quickly sell. Becky responded with "And only get about $20 bucks each?! No thanks". She sees it as OTHER PEOPLE'S responsibility to fund her needs so her money can be wasted on old obsolete toys to play with instead of working, and tons of crayons to shove up her nose or whatever. (Disclaimer: I know there are lots of people who enjoy and collect retro games and consoles, but you don't waste money on such frivolities when you have their financial situation)

Amber has said through the entirety of her channel that "I don't believe we're only meant to pay bills" meaning that money was for wants, not needs. That would be her excuse for buying hundreds of journals instead of health insurance, or buying dozens of knockoff purses instead of therapy, etc. During the Destiny era, Amber would post (was it ask FM or somewhere else?) about how they only had a few dollars in the joint account and payday wasn't until the end of the week, yet Amber was still wasting money buying crap. There was a vlog where they pawned a bunch of shit because they needed money, and then afterwards went out to eat and then shopping, and Destiny came back with a brand new flashy vape.

I'm not going to be delusional and say that no decent person ever financially struggles... but these mental midgets are constantly on the brink of disaster because they are gluttonous and entitled shitheads with no discipline nor willingness to delay gratification for a better outcome (if they could, I doubt they'd be hamplanets).
 
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