🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Sitch, what would I do without ya?

I can't digest the minutia like you do. I just see it and handwave it away because fuck, we see, we know, and despite ANYTHING positive we might say, bitch gonna be a fat unhealthy fuck.

But this is the only cow I follow. And yeah, she's a fucking doozy to even get beyond the 50 layers of narcissistic fucking bullshit she expects peeps to actually believe.

Keep it up, Sitch. You're doing God' s work here. That's why youse be True and Honest.

Love, Slappy.
 
ReaderLynn does BookTube. i listened to this up to the point where she started trashing her foster parents, at which point I told Hamber to go fuck herself and skipped to the end of it. While there are, in fact, terrible foster parents doing horrible things to the kids in their care, I have serious, seious doubts that LiarLynn's foster parents were among that small group. Fuck you, Hamber, you lying, pathological cunt.
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Especially since her only complaint ever has been that they bought her skim milk instead of whole. It's been nothing but praise otherwise.

And JFC, they sell athlete's foot treatment over the counter, and as far as I know, it doesn't have any calories. Have Fat Jade shuffle over to the pharmacy aisle and steal a tube.
 
Let's look at it this way:

This gorl is living her best life care free, no need to worry about weight loss or those evil mean trolls, it's all about loving yourself and loving your body.


That is until she ends up in the hospital due to a clogged up artery or a heart attack.
 
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This bish is dying, beetus running wild in there her lips are blue/purple.
 
FupaCitySheriff dijo:
If only she had a free swimming pool nearby...
Would you or anyone else want to get in the same water as Fatty? All those fucking germs swirling round. That's made me feel sick. This hog really is a health hazard. Skinny people get all her medical problems., but with 2 differences.:-
1) we get treatment
2) we don't get all of the fucking things she has wrong with her. Certainly not at 31 years old.
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She'll never use a public pool, mostly because they don't allow you to just get in with your street clothes. Every single pool I've ever used has a rule that you need to be in actual swimwear; it can be swim shorts, t-shirts or even swim pants I saw recently, but they can't be yoga pants and regular t-shirts.
 
Aw come on, just imagine what a BEAST FatAl would be playing rollerDERBY ( if they could get her moving, that is. One of those chain/whips maybe ).

Just mowing down the opposing team, and section C of the audience.... It'd be amazing.
 
Pudgy Bear Claws dijo:
She'll never use a public pool, mostly because they don't allow you to just get in with your street clothes. Every single pool I've ever used has a rule that you need to be in actual swimwear; it can be swim shorts, t-shirts or even swim pants I saw recently, but they can't be yoga pants and regular t-shirts.
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Bitch would have to wear a bathing suit, which she doesn't own and would never be seen in public in be cuz...

Those legs.

It was one thing to watch her orca in the backyard pool at the Fag Shanty, or even in Toxic Lake nearly drowning Twinkie.

You'd never see McFat Bathing Beauty in a public setting. Never. Ever. Muh lard ass anggggzieeeeety.
 
Xenomorph dijo:
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This bish is dying, beetus running wild in there her lips are blue/purple.
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The difference is shocking. As was the thumbnail in her last vid. How can you pretense Dainty Queen when this is what looks back at you in the mirror each day? Which could explain the constant eye-fucking of older videos when she didn't look like a Jurrasic size pile of shit.

We all have good days and bad days. But her good days are lost between a sped on the toilet and a death worshipper blob of redneck humanity. They're all bad days now and no way you,'ll convince me she doesn't know it.
 
Pudgy Bear Claws dijo:
She'll never use a public pool, mostly because they don't allow you to just get in with your street clothes. Every single pool I've ever used has a rule that you need to be in actual swimwear; it can be swim shorts, t-shirts or even swim pants I saw recently, but they can't be yoga pants and regular t-shirts.
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They also have a rule about getting under a shower before getting in the pool. Yeah, most don't use hot water or soap, but they get under and get wet.
They'd never let this cyanosis pachyderm in on that point alone. Fat fucks her size need a good Craftsman pressure washer-ing to her asscrack just to be sure they got the biggest chunks knocked off and into the drain.
 
Xenomorph dijo:
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I think cancer is back. She is getting her infections again on the regular and has done none of the tests/maintenance to ensure being cancer free. Plus she's drinking since Wipey does. I hope it is back and we'll see if Wipester does fuck all to help her ass. No Neck bailed on her mother to tend to Hambeast. What is Wipey gonna do to one up Necky? Nigga betta come thru.
 
FickleFuck dijo:
I think cancer is back. She is getting her infections again on the regular and has done none of the tests/maintenance to ensure being cancer free. Plus she's drinking since Wipey does. I hope it is back and we'll see if Wipester does fuck all to help her ass. No Neck bailed on her mother to tend to Hambeast. What is Wipey gonna do to one up Necky? Nigga betta come thru.
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I agree she has lost weight but the black eyes, lack of oxygen and the sunken eyes I know that look well and it was always a cancer patient I believe she has it in her kidneys along with uncontrolled beetus with her leg swelling and fungal infections, im more than sure she has yeast infections too and chronic uti's
 
FickleFuck dijo:
I think cancer is back. She is getting her infections again on the regular and has done none of the tests/maintenance to ensure being cancer free. Plus she's drinking since Wipey does. I hope it is back and we'll see if Wipester does fuck all to help her ass. No Neck bailed on her mother to tend to Hambeast. What is Wipey gonna do to one up Necky? Nigga betta come thru.
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But... but... but... she KNOWS in her heart that it she is cancer free.
Never thought of it, but all this pre-filming... possible course of chemo for our dainty gorl?
Yes she'd melk the cancer for every shekel, but the backlash after her refusing to be treated and get tests done - I think that she would want to hide that. Someone with a 3.9 GPA dying because of her own stupidity? She would hide it at all costs.
I love the irony that her slowly dying channel will be given a new lease of life by Fatty slowly dying.
This is hopefully the pay-off for years of her shitty antics and watching her shittier videos.
Fatty will be leaveen this planet and I love that for her. I'm here for it, but I doubt Jade will be.
 
I feel like if the cancer was back and severe enough to be making her appearance so corpse-like, she would be shedding weight like crazy, and there is no way in hell she would be hiding that.

Everybody loses some of their youthful vigor in their 30's, but most people don't carry 400 extra pounds that destroys bones, ligaments, joints, blood vessels, sleep etc etc.

She just getting old, quickly. If life was a speedrun, she would be pretty darn good at it.
 
I do have a serious tug of empathy in my heart but my body reflex shrugs and my mouth just automatically says oh well. If she stopped actively being a complete bitch I might care 🤷🏻‍♀️

Until then lets go fatass cryptkeeper. Meet your new bff Ashley
 
I think it's only her narc personality that keeps her maintaining this bullshit of her actively trying to lose weight.
I was ill in 2017, gained some weight, then once I was better in 2018, I started losing the weight. Looking around for inspiration, I found our gorl and a few others on YT.
From then until now, Fatty is the only one who is still 'losing weight'. After a while they all seem to have realized that diet and exercise is hard work. A few of them have left YT completely. Others, with engaging personalities, have turned into lifestyle channels. I don't know of any who reached their weight goal. There are definitely none who are still trying to lose weight.
Fatty, I know you and your nigga handler read and post here. Hell I even know a couple of accounts that are 99% you or Jade. For the love of God, stop this diet crap. After nearly NINE years of actively losing weight, all you have done is actively gain weight. Stop this vlogging crap. You have a shit personality and everything you buy in nasty and tacky. Add to that, you hardly do anything.
Embrace your fatness. Eat what you want and let us all laugh at you. You get money and attention and we can come away feeling better about out own lives.
 
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