💪 Tough Guys Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[NuII's Clitty💦]

I don't get it.
If he doesn't want his face to be seen, why is he filming himself?

 

[Sandnigger]

I don't get it.
If he doesn't want his face to be seen, why is he filming himself?

He's a camwhore that desires anonymity.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

@AnOminous @Spectate Alex loves you
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I've grown to love Spectate and AnOminous because they are some of the funniest retards on the planet.

Oh my GOD that's a cute null sticker. How do you use it?

 

[Rango Dango]

Oh my GOD that's a cute null sticker. How do you use it?

when you hover over an emote with your mouse it says the name and how to use it

in this case you can use by writing :mutted:

 

[Dead Lion]

It has been a week since the cube saga began, it is still not complete. He’s uploaded some random videos but nothing on the petaminx since the last update.

I’ve woken up at four in the morning to get this screenshot, I sometimes wonder why my autism leads me to do these things.

I’ll archive videos when I have the time, there’s a particularly funny one where he impersonates ThePurpleSacramentan.

Oh my GOD that's a cute null sticker. How do you use it?

it’s called null’s love in the faces menu, it’s purpose is incomprehensible.

It also replaces as the bestest sticker only null can give.

 

[Dead Lion]

Sorry lads i was incredibly busy and forgot to check in on my pet cow.

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In today's episode of bottom leaf:

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Alex has failed to solve the petaminx.

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The drywall has been SMASHED and SLAMMED

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And cursed totems of pedophilia are showcased during a rant.

Edit: didn’t realise it but this is my 1000 th post, oddly fitting

 

[Spectate]

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The drywall has been SMASHED and SLAMMED

Stop being a pussy, Alex! At least record it if you're gonna slam holes in the wall.

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And cursed totems of pedophilia are showcased during a rant.

Claudio (not Claudia, Alex) has his own 500 page thread on the Kiwi Farms. For all the thing's Claudio has done:

- Called someone in a photo (who was 14 when the photo was taken) a "twink".
- Bathes his dog while naked
- Commissioned art of his fursona naked bathing his dog
- Made NSFW art of his fursona
- One of his favorite fetishes is incest, as well as porn featuring Bowser. He likes art of Bowser raping his son Bowser Jr.
- Uploads Bowser T-shirts to Roblox.
- Also lots of cub porn

The only reason why Alex is defending Claudio is because they both got (rightfully) added to Ruben's ban list for being degen pedophiles.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Sorry lads i was incredibly busy and forgot to check in on my pet cow.

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In today's episode of bottom leaf:
This Petaminx has broken me! [sa9cYjzVZI8].mp4
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Alex has failed to solve the petaminx.

That poor drywall. [-oOyG7JDkyA].mp4
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The drywall has been SMASHED and SLAMMED

Hahaha, womp womp!

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

It was only a short time ago that Alex was bragging about how super smart he is and how his algorithms would make short work of his gay rainbow toy. To the surprise of no one, Alex is retarded and fucked the whole thing up and then cried about it.

Here's a puzzle that is a little bit better suited to Alex's unique skill set.

 

[Digital Snows]

Alex has failed to solve the petaminx.

The drywall has been SMASHED and SLAMMED

Not only was he beaten by the big rubik's cube, he couldn't even punch a proper hole in his wall. Now, his mom is going to have to pay someone to clean up after her son's tardout.

 

[AnOminous]

Stop being a pussy, Alex! At least record it if you're gonna slam holes in the wall.

 

[Cancer ♥]

This pedominks saga has been surprisingly good content. Smashing up your parents walls because you got crying angry at a toy is how gay diddler retards like Alex wind up in group homes

 

[Dead Lion]

Apparently we cannot insult sight and mute anymore. Why you ask?

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Thus saith the Lord!

Does Alex pray to these things?

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Don't cry because it's over, laugh because it keeps getting worse.

Edit:

I was reminded of his Reddit account. He was busy diagnosing himself with random mental illnesses and has actually posted some new art.

Spoiler: Found on the walls in an abandoned insane assylum

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

"You think I only play with baby toys? Heh! You've never seen me solve a Rubik's Cube!"

No. No I haven't seen Alex solve a Rubik's Cube. That's because he didn't do it. He threw a temper tantrum and smashed his mom's wall.

I'm starting to think that Alex needs a little bit more help than just going to adult daycare a few times a week.

 

[Dead Lion]

The 'za has been ordered, perfect timing as it arrived right when he was filming a video

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This was very likely the purple sacramentan, he started messing with Alex again.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

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The 'za has been ordered, perfect timing as it arrived right when he was filming a video
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Pizza Bombing is really stupid. [Wwcjkwn-S24].mp4
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This was very likely the purple sacramentan, he started messing with Alex again.

I am glad that Alex no longer has anything to do with Kiwifarms. And by that I mean he still reads his thread every single day to see if people are saying mean things about him or his sister.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm starting to think that Alex needs a little bit more help than just going to adult daycare a few times a week.

It's hilarious when someone who is an abject retard thinks he's a genius, despite all the evidence.

 

[Spectate]

So, if you're complaining about your address being online, would you upload videos of you with your exact location AND a timestamp attached, multiple times a day? Because that's what Alex has been doing for months!

The most important video here is one where he explores Peter Lougheed Center and claims to be in a medical daytime program thanks to his Father, the reason he is in this program is because of "online bullying".

7:36

He also recorded a video of his mom.

2:10

Here's him playing at a playground, totally not creepy Alex!

2:24

Him exploring an abandoned house, at 11:24 he calls an anarchist symbol an "atheist symbol"

12:22

 

[CallmeCicada]

Alex, check your email.

 

[Dead Lion]

Oh god damn it Alex DFE’d every single one of his YouTube channels while I was busy getting into slapfights in the gaming board.
He probably got spooked by the gayoperators, i hope he crawls out of his hidey hole soon enough. He’s still posting on Reddit so I’ll keep tabs on that.