EU Albania appoints world’s first AI-made minister - Diella, who is powered by artificial intelligence, will handle public procurement.

TIRANA — Albania has become the first country in the world to have an AI minister — not a minister for AI, but a virtual minister made of pixels and code and powered by artificial intelligence.

Her name is Diella, meaning sunshine in Albanian, and she will be responsible for all public procurement, Prime Minister Edi Rama said Thursday.

During the summer, Rama mused that one day the country could have a digital minister and even an AI prime minister, but few thought that day would come around so quickly.
At the Socialist Party assembly in Tirana on Thursday, where Rama announced which ministers would get the chop and which would stay on for another mandate, he also introduced Diella, the only non-human member of the government.

“Diella is the first member not physically present, but virtually created by artificial intelligence,” he told party members.

Rama stated that decisions on tenders would be taken “out of the ministries” and placed in the hands of Diella, who is “the servant of public procurement.” He said the process will be “step-by-step,” but Albania will be a country where public tenders are “100 percent incorruptible and where every public fund that goes through the tender procedure is 100 percent legible.”

“This is not science fiction, but the duty of Diella,” he said.

Diella has already been introduced to Albanian citizens as she powers the country’s e-Albania platform, which allows citizens to access almost all government services digitally. She even has an avatar, appearing as a young woman dressed in traditional Albanian clothing.

Diella will evaluate tenders and have the right to "hire talents here from all over the world," while breaking down "the fear of prejudice and rigidity of the administration."

Albania has long battled with corruption, particularly in public administration and in the area of public procurement. The matter has been repeatedly highlighted by the European Union in its annual rule of law reports.

Rama swept to a historic fourth mandate in May 2025, on a ticket of joining the bloc by 2030.

 
I mean, I can kind of understand the very basic logic behind it. You know, something along the lines of "a machine can't be bribed by Corporations and Oligarchs, so it will use its computer Facts and Logic ™️ to pick the best candidates for each situation" but at the end of the day, it's just ChatGPT with a balkan muslim 3d model over it. The PM would honestly be better off just personally asking an LLM what he should do for every decision.

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Also, how is Albania a real country?
Talked to one and apparently the situation is even more ridiculous than it sounds:

>PM is a former professional basketball player and art teacher
>Was previously famous for being a nudist and opening the first nudist beach in Albania
>Father was a member of the communist politburo, grandfather on mother's side was Vice PM
>Close friend of Alex Soros, son of George Soros, and was invited to his wedding
>Won the elections for the 4th time in a row, meaning he'll be holding the position for longer than Albania's dictator Enver Hoxha did
>Curates his appearance so that he resembles the first prime minister of Albania, Ismail Kemal, as much as possible
 
Also, how is Albania a real country?
Well, you see, back in the 1800's after the Turks got an ass-kicking at the peace conference the Serbians wanted a piece of land with access to the Adriatic. But the Austrians who they were beefing with instead decided it was the perfect time for the Albanian people who occupied that land to get a nation of their own.
 
Well, you see, back in the 1800's after the Turks got an ass-kicking at the peace conference the Serbians wanted a piece of land with access to the Adriatic. But the Austrians who they were beefing with instead decided it was the perfect time for the Albanian people who occupied that land to get a nation of their own.
The Serbians already had access to the Adriatic via Montenegro. My understanding is that there is some balkan-tier schizophrenia going on where Serbs see themselves as the real Albanians because its medieval name was Arbania with an R, which sounds very similar to Sarbania, and therefore they deduced that they're the real Albanians and the current Albanians are Turkish usurpers who stole their land and history.
 
The Serbians already had access to the Adriatic via Montenegro. My understanding is that there is some balkan-tier schizophrenia going on where Serbs see themselves as the real Albanians because its medieval name was Arbania with an R, which sounds very similar to Sarbania, and therefore they deduced that they're the real Albanians and the current Albanians are Turkish usurpers who stole their land and history.
Trouble is naval access through a third-party is always fickle, especially when we're talking about Slavs, and especially in the context of Serbian ambitions to create a Greater Serbia by nibbling away at pieces of A-H, which would have rightly upset the Montenegrins, fearing they were next, especially since they were buddies with A-H as a result of the mutual desire to see the Ottomans get their asses kicked.
 
Trouble is naval access through a third-party is always fickle, especially when we're talking about Slavs, and especially in the context of Serbian ambitions to create a Greater Serbia by nibbling away at pieces of A-H, which would have rightly upset the Montenegrins, fearing they were next, especially since they were buddies with A-H as a result of the mutual desire to see the Ottomans get their asses kicked.
Funny that you say that since my master's thesis was one the short-lived Austro-Hungarian Navy. The Austrians were afraid of getting boxed in. They had already signed the Triple Alliance, which made open hostilities between AH and Italy impossible. Italy's Prime Minister Francesco Crispi, an ethnic Albanian, had arranged for Victor Emanuel III, the King of Italy, to marry Elena of Montenegro. At the same time, the Italian foreign office began a campaign of approachement with the influential people in Albania, providing them with weapons, intel, as well as trade and the assurance that they would support an Indipendent Albania.

Their goal was to seal off the strait of Otranto, the 45 mile gap between Italy and Albania (which a woman swam in 35 hours) and effectively neutralize any Naval ambitions Austria-Hungary would've had for the future. They successfully implemented this tactic in WW1 and sank many of the AH surface ships, but failed miserably when it came to submarines. This made it clear that warfare was changing at a rapid pace and simply controlling access to the strait wasn't enough anymore, the Italians needed to physically obtain Albania.

As this was going on, Russia had also begun its campaign of influence in the Balkans, mostly via Serbia and Bulgaria, which it saw as its allies in the region. Had AH allowed Serbia to take over Albania, it would mean that it would be now boxed between Italy, an ally it couldn't attack, and a Serbia that was under the protection of the Entente. Austria-Hungary's decision to support Albania was a strategic choice as to counter the ambitions of Italy and Russia, which was ultimately futile since the Empire collapsed and both Austria and Hungary permanently lost access to the sea.
 
Funny that you say that since my master's thesis was one the short-lived Austro-Hungarian Navy. The Austrians were afraid of getting boxed in. They had already signed the Triple Alliance, which made open hostilities between AH and Italy impossible. Italy's Prime Minister Francesco Crispi, an ethnic Albanian, had arranged for Victor Emanuel III, the King of Italy, to marry Elena of Montenegro. At the same time, the Italian foreign office began a campaign of approachement with the influential people in Albania, providing them with weapons, intel, as well as trade and the assurance that they would support an Indipendent Albania.

Their goal was to seal off the strait of Otranto, the 45 mile gap between Italy and Albania (which a woman swam in 35 hours) and effectively neutralize any Naval ambitions Austria-Hungary would've had for the future. They successfully implemented this tactic in WW1 and sank many of the AH surface ships, but failed miserably when it came to submarines. This made it clear that warfare was changing at a rapid pace and simply controlling access to the strait wasn't enough anymore, the Italians needed to physically obtain Albania.

As this was going on, Russia had also begun its campaign of influence in the Balkans, mostly via Serbia and Bulgaria, which it saw as its allies in the region. Had AH allowed Serbia to take over Albania, it would mean that it would be now boxed between Italy, an ally it couldn't attack, and a Serbia that was under the protection of the Entente. Austria-Hungary's decision to support Albania was a strategic choice as to counter the ambitions of Italy and Russia, which was ultimately futile since the Empire collapsed and both Austria and Hungary permanently lost access to the sea.
I mostly try to avoid getting too far into 1800's European politics because its full of complicated alliances and counter-alliances, and strategic goals that are contradictory to the point of being ultimately self-destructive as you so pointed out about A-H being boxed into the Adriatic by one of their own allies.
 
Albanians aren't smart enough to see jeetscams.

But will chatgpt save them?
 
You are thinking about it wrong. The AI might actually be smarter than politicians.
A retarded chimpanzee is smarter than politicians, I don't think a supercomputer would have much trouble.

Albania has been largely regarded as a joke country and a nexus for organized crime.

In short, this will end well.
 
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Guess we'll see if AI woman leaders are just as bloodthirsty as the real deal.

Pardon my schizophrenic autism
-Abandon hope all ye who enter-

But I've had a long held belief that the anti-christ, whenever it rises to power. Will be some kind of artificial AI being. I think this is the "warning shot" if you would of things to come. As if the powers unseen are testing humanities willingness to be led by a Godless machine. and what better place to test it in a shit hole like Albania, the local government isn't doing any better.

Looking at things through the framing of revelations, the anti Christ and the beast, will be an inversion in every way of God and the Son. Even down to it's creation.
"The image of the idol will move about and speak and perform wonders". That verse is botched and off the top of my head but its the verse I believe alludes to it's creation.

It will be an idol at it's creation, a lifeless hunk of metal in the shape of man. But man will achieve something it's never been been able to in all it's years of building machines.
Create a vessel to hold the life of something lifeless, made in mans own image, but wholly not of God. A vessel for the Antichrist, able to move and think on its own. Not of a natural birth.

In the ultra connected world we are entering, that machine might as well be God on earth. Think a hyper petulant Chinese emperor that never sleeps with control of a worldwide social credit system tied into every aspect of your life. Your car won't run and repossesses itself, your bank takes your wealth, you can't buy groceries, can't travel, can't use public restrooms, etc. the list goes on. Every humiliation and denial in society ready for you, the moment any thought critical of the machine comes across your brain implant.

It might sound like bullshit, and it might very well be. But the cards for this future are very well all in hand, it's not that unbelievable now compared to the low tech world of the last empires.

All that being said. I dunno how to cap this off. Go away.
 
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