EU Albania appoints world’s first AI-made minister - Diella, who is powered by artificial intelligence, will handle public procurement.

TIRANA — Albania has become the first country in the world to have an AI minister — not a minister for AI, but a virtual minister made of pixels and code and powered by artificial intelligence.

Her name is Diella, meaning sunshine in Albanian, and she will be responsible for all public procurement, Prime Minister Edi Rama said Thursday.

During the summer, Rama mused that one day the country could have a digital minister and even an AI prime minister, but few thought that day would come around so quickly.
At the Socialist Party assembly in Tirana on Thursday, where Rama announced which ministers would get the chop and which would stay on for another mandate, he also introduced Diella, the only non-human member of the government.

“Diella is the first member not physically present, but virtually created by artificial intelligence,” he told party members.

Rama stated that decisions on tenders would be taken “out of the ministries” and placed in the hands of Diella, who is “the servant of public procurement.” He said the process will be “step-by-step,” but Albania will be a country where public tenders are “100 percent incorruptible and where every public fund that goes through the tender procedure is 100 percent legible.”

“This is not science fiction, but the duty of Diella,” he said.

Diella has already been introduced to Albanian citizens as she powers the country’s e-Albania platform, which allows citizens to access almost all government services digitally. She even has an avatar, appearing as a young woman dressed in traditional Albanian clothing.

Diella will evaluate tenders and have the right to "hire talents here from all over the world," while breaking down "the fear of prejudice and rigidity of the administration."

Albania has long battled with corruption, particularly in public administration and in the area of public procurement. The matter has been repeatedly highlighted by the European Union in its annual rule of law reports.

Rama swept to a historic fourth mandate in May 2025, on a ticket of joining the bloc by 2030.

 
Have faith.

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Sasuga Albanina. Only one's dumb enough to actually try that. Also "hire talents here from all over the world"?Who the fuck is moving to albania of all places, the only time I might feel sorry for a 'jeet.
 
You could have an AI supercomputer run your economy for you in the background a la OGAS and instead you make it "muh wayfu".
Hoxha's rolling in his grave.
 
I can't tell you how much I hate the Antichrist.

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
 
This is the country that lost all it's money, literally all of it, by putting it into pyramid schemes the instant the Iron Curtain fell.

So what could go wrong with letting an AI handle buying things for you?

We might get a redux of the most amusing thing to come out that last economic collapse.... a guy robbing the main bank in Tirana at RPG-point.
 
I can't wait for this AI to go rogue and decide the whole world needs to be nuked for not worshiping such a degenerate race as Albanians.
 
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