African-American Appreciation Thread - Not Actually an Appreciation Thread

[Chromeo]

How many plus signs are you?
Is the scheme something like: [big tall list]

Spoiler: this is off topic

Women's sizing is a fucking nightmare, the numbers here don't mean anything and the sizes are all different store to store. Generally, US women's sizing is like this:

Most stores sell straight sizes, some will sell extended sizes, but fewer sell plus sizes. There are some plus size specific retailers like Lane Bryant and Dressbarn that start at XL/XXL, but if you go to a mall and go in any random store chances are good you won't find any plus sizing at all, and any extended sizing is going to be on the "smaller than straight" side. Department stores like Walmart tend to carry more larger extended and plus sizing, but obviously there's a difference between a dedicated clothing retailer and the place you buy your groceries. You don't exactly find a prom dress or outfit for a date at Walmart.
When I found the black girl store, I was a 2X and had been since high school. I was used to assuming stores wouldn't have my size and that it wasn't worth getting my hopes up to look. I think I was looking for a necklace or something when I went in, then I saw the clothes were affordable and they had all the way up to 5Xs that were ACTUAL 5Xs! (a lot of the time, things that say they're 1X+ are actually some kind of alternate straight size and they're only an XL, or they're Chinese sizes and they're a L or M, it's confusing and stupid and it's why shopping for clothes makes me want to kill myself.) Dressbarn and Lane Bryant are okay, but they're expensive as hell. This place was actually within a normal price range for me, which is why I went so often when I did.
I'm not so racist I wouldn't shop there again, especially if I could buy a Melanin Queen T-shirt to be annoying lmao, but the one in Milwaukee closed. I only went to the local one once before my life changed and I no longer had a reason to wear nice clothes. The last time I had to wear a nice dress, I was forced to buy my dress from a specific retailer and they didn't have my right size anyway. Fucking figures.

 

[Dr Cruel]

 

[DoomsdayElite]

 

[Lord Of Shit]

This may be alarm-clock bait, but if not already posted:

Iryna Zarutska's murderer's family should probably be exterminated root and branch

 

[DocAwe]

This may be alarm-clock bait, but if not already posted:

Iryna Zarutska's murderer's family should probably be exterminated root and branch

Everyone knew this feral nigger should have been put down a long time ago.
It is zero surprise the family is similar.

 

[Lord Of Shit]

Everyone knew this feral nigger should have been put down a long time ago.
It is zero surprise the family is similar.

All that I'd previously heard about the family is that even the killer's own mother wanted him locked up - now we know she must have been concerned about her own safety, not yours, mine, that of random, hard-working actual refugee women coming home from their minimum-wage jobs...

 

[Core i7-3770K]

This may be alarm-clock bait, but if not already posted:

Iryna Zarutska's murderer's family should probably be exterminated root and branch

> violent nigger's family is full of violent niggers
Color me shocked.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Black Journalist, Educator, and Cultural Strategist Debuts New Book “Get the F** Out of America”

A 12-Point Plan for Black Women to Leave the Divided States, Build Wealth, and Live Their Best Lives

Napper left twenty years ago, long before the movement had a name, and has spent two decades building the archive that proves what she always knew: the 92 percent deserve a regulated nervous system — and there are countries on this earth that will offer them the safety, respect, and compensation they have always been owed. This book is her case for a deliberate, strategic, and permanent brain drain — and her roadmap for executing it.

https://blacknews.com/news/phelena-napper-black-journalist-educator-cultural-strategist-debuts-new-book-get-f-out-of-america/

I expect it won't catch on. Oh well.

 

[David Floyd George]

I expect it won't catch on. Oh well.

I can't think of a single aspect of culture, politics, education, business, sports, etc. that would need more than a year, tops to adjust to life without them. It would be an American Renaissance.

 

[Lord Of Shit]

I can't think of a single aspect of culture, politics, education, business, sports, etc. that would need more than a year, tops to adjust to life without them. It would be an American Renaissance.

As I and many others have noted, most niggers are juuuuuuust smart enough to know that they need us, and that makes them hate us all the more.

In fact, I have a rather good analogy: it's like male incels and women.

Incels want and therefore need women, and this causes them to hate women more than anyone.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Blacknpeople wreck a Five Guys after the Knicks win.

Exhaustion is beginning to fail to describe how over this shit I am.

 

[Chromeo]

https://blacknews.com/news/phelena-napper-black-journalist-educator-cultural-strategist-debuts-new-book-get-f-out-of-america/

I expect it won't catch on. Oh well.

dflgjkh she's a black woman and her last name is "napper"? I don't know if a "blacks are lazy" or a "nappy headed hoes" joke is more appropriate but maybe she should change her last name lol

 

[Turquoise]

dflgjkh she's a black woman and her last name is "napper"? I don't know if a "blacks are lazy" or a "nappy headed hoes" joke is more appropriate but maybe she should change her last name lol

Napper means head in Bong land。 And Phelena Napper sounds like fillin' 'er napper. It's the perfect name for a voracious consumer of knowledge.

 

[DoomsdayElite]

Blacknpeople wreck a Five Guys after the Knicks win.

Exhaustion is beginning to fail to describe how over this shit I am.


3100.mp4

I Hate Knickers
Thread tax:

 

[Chromeo]

Phelena Napper sounds like fillin' 'er napper.

That sounds like "filling her nappy," like shitting her diaper. Are we sure this is a real name?

 

[Athena Save Us!]

I wonder if I'll ever encounter a random mob of white or Asian folk beating the crap out of each other like this outside of shows like Cobra Kai?

Maybe not, because this might be the reason why.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

Pretty much sums up the entire race in 4 seconds.

 

[Garina'sVengeance]

Soot-on-soot 'tude adjustment:

 

[Norms Abused Liver]

Soot-on-soot 'tude adjustment:


nigboot.mp4

Funny as it looks, there is a quick edit cut. This was 100% staged.

Not that you average pavement ape would catch it, as its designed with the idea that your general ooka booka doesn't have the mental capacity to catch such a thing and will just be outraged in general by it.

 

[Core i7-3770K]

"nappy headed hoes"

She is, indeed, a nappy headed ho, and what's more, she's also on the exceedingly short list of "Women with worse fashion sense than Killary".

Africa in Me.mp4

I can't believe we've hit the point of niggers trying to reclaim "You can take a nigger out of the jungle but you can't take the jungle out of a nigger" as eMpOwErMeNt.