advice to your past-self - give your past-self some good advice

[Justtocheck]

Don't pull out a swiss knife on a homeless beggar in the subway because you are feeling frustrated from getting fucked over in the biochemestry finals. I'd say that, yeah. Hopefully I'd listen.

 

[JoshPlz]

Stop being a pussy and do it.

 

[verissimus]

Invest in companies that produced hand sanitizers, toilet paper, etc. prior to the year 2020. Also the past few Lottery tickets.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

If you don't kill yourself, invest in crypto.

 

[dingobaby]

Bitch you DON'T have all the time in the world

 

[Surf and TERF]

Your mother is mentally ill. She is not your responsibility and she should not be taken seriously.

Also, stock investments.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

You should have faked your death.

 

[Wraith]

You had no choices, Wraith. They were taken from you. Don't feel bad about yourself. Ever. "Vengeance is Mine, saith the Lord, I will repay." Just enjoy the show, even if it takes a long ass time.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Same as every guy.

WHY DO YOU THINK SHE VISITS JUST TO SIT NEXT TO YOU WHILE YOU'RE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES? *smack*

SHE ALWAYS MADE SUGGESTIVE SEX JOKES DURING IT! *smack*

WE COULD HAVE HAD A HOT BIG TIDDY ASIAN GOTH GIRLFRIEND YOU FUCKING RETARD! *smack*

 

[KittyGremlin]

Things probably won't get better but they'll surely get interesting

 

[JamusActimus]

Prepare yourself for being unhappy most of your life and failing a lot of shit.

And grab as much bitcoins as possible.
And join the farms sooner

 

[Crankenstein]

Lift more, don't do drugs, avoid that green haired French chick from Atlanta.

 

[A Grey Cat]

When that cabin of black girls at summer camp practically offer themselves up to you don't run away like a queer,


I'm not even joking I'm tempted to post this in tbe school stories thread but during my high school trip to a summer camp before it opened to the regular campers I walked into the girls cabin by mistake and I'dk if they were on ecstasy or weed or both but the whole damn cabin practically threw themselves at me and this was like a decade before being a promiscuous Toth was en vouge...thot wasn't even a word.

I guess it was cause I was the token white guy at a black school or who knows maybe someone smuggled weed or some shit on the trip but..yeah I ran away like a bitch...it started a rumor that I was gay that followed me to college

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Buy some Bitcoin. Don't just read about it because it's cool and cyberpunky. You do not want Deus Ex in real life. Trust me.

 

[UnKillFill]

I'd kill the bastard before he can kill me.

 

[Wraith]

Anything with a drop of jewish or chinese blood, avoid. It's FANTASTIC if a jew or chink accepts Christ. Fantastic. Glorious... I mean Grolious, but avoid. Especially if they want to be a little sister to you. Especially if they're flat. Especially if she thinks she's going to be a VA or write a manga with her current art skills. ... Just hide in your bunker. Put some dead roadkill animal you found outside as a ward and they'll leave you alone.
Oh, and it's JEW-lay, not Julay.

 

[Alcatraz]

You should have hugged your roommate more.

 

[Michellandin']

Don't kiss that girl, or any for that matter, and more importantly don't get crushes on anyone until you start going to a conservative Catholic church either.

 

[Santiagothrumachifacku]

Should've saved those nudes. You know exactly who's im talking about ni***a

 

[Mr. ShadowCreek]

Stop being a fag and go out and do stuff.

On a more serious note, yeah, I wish I was more open. I only joined one club in high school and had 1 group of friends I hung out with. As a result I don't have many close friends now and missed out on a lot of potential to improve myself socially and intelligently. I tried improving in senior year by joining a club and going to dances but I think it was too late by then. So being a retarded shut in hurt me.