advice to your past-self - give your past-self some good advice

[Curt Sibling]

Bet £10000 on Trump winning the 2016 US election.

 

[Darksy DePhil]

holy shit, GET A HOBBY BESIDES VIDEOGAMES YOU AUTISTIC FUCK

 

[Kruger]

No matter what happens, just keep going.

 

[eDove]

Let him go all of the way so that the allegation sticks.

 

[Cow-Chan]

Don't look up what "porn" is.

 

[Animosa]

Threaten to asphyxiate yourself with your umbilical cord if they don't birth you in a better country.

 

[The Booba Expert]

Don't be a retard

 

[Jason Wynn]

Have a little more self esteem. Can’t expect other people to like you or respect you if you don’t like or respect yourself.

 

[ShitlordroltihS]

Shut the fuck up.

 

[Pina Colada]

Choose the coed Catholic high school instead of the prestigious all-girls' one. It has a better environment, not worth bragging rights just because your older cousins attended it, and will save your sanity from slipping into three years of mental illness and therapy.

 

[xXlooFcitoahCehTXx]

Don’t forgive and trust cass sakyubasu after he backstabbed you twice. Because that just a retarded move to do.

Also, don’t go full retard on the internet especially on twitter.

No, scratch that. Just fuckin learn how to let everything go, and move the fuck on with yourself, you dumb autistic fuck!

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Choose the coed Catholic high school instead of the prestigious all-girls' one. It has a better environment, not worth bragging rights just because your older cousins attended it, and will save your sanity from slipping into three years of mental illness and therapy.

Lost my friend to a Catholic school...