A Native American Christmas Blessing

Just for fun, I decided to pop "Thomas Wasserberg Lakota" into google, since almost every person Tom mentioned is Lakota or at least Sioux. The first non-kiwi Farms link to pop up was this:

When the Rainbow Family comes to the Black Hills, some will be more equal than others


This record of activism speaks for itself!

Incidentally, this was a further result down the line

Rez Ramblings/Off The Rez Ramblings



So yeah it was definitely pity. "His anglo apprentice, Brad" lol.

If the bullet is magically gone, you'd think he would bitch about it less.
Archived both links, for posterity.
Of all the hilarious claims Thomas makes, I've always found his adapting the b-plot of Fletch as one of his major accomplishments in life to be the biggest knee-slapper.
It's even funnier when you know the truth: he was trespassing while dumpster diving, and the property owner didn't take kindly to that.
 
Just for fun, I decided to pop "Thomas Wasserberg Lakota" into google, since almost every person Tom mentioned is Lakota or at least Sioux. The first non-kiwi Farms link to pop up was this:

When the Rainbow Family comes to the Black Hills, some will be more equal than others


This record of activism speaks for itself!

Incidentally, this was a further result down the line

Rez Ramblings/Off The Rez Ramblings



So yeah it was definitely pity. "His anglo apprentice, Brad" lol.

If the bullet is magically gone, you'd think he would bitch about it less.
What do you wanna bet his Lakota name is? "Diddles with Dogs and Kids"?
 
please share what twisted thought you may have had? animal parts is short for bones, feathers, shells, teeth and claws.
In other words more trash white people think are important. Only thing Natives would care for nowadays would be feathers and only from certain birds you would never have access to.
I love going back and reading that thread, it's too funny. Plus, it's where @Anonymus Fluhre gave me the idea to start using my native heritage to fuck with him. Thanks for that, by the way. It worked a charm.
No problem. It's not like Thomas knows any real Native American's. Like why not talk about current musicians like DJ Shub, Christian Parrish, Caylem Simeon, any of the musicians from Winnipeg like Brooklyn who passed away in what was it? 2013?
 
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In other words more trash white people think are important. Only thing Natives would care for nowadays would be feathers and only from certain birds you would never have access to.

No problem. It's not like Thomas knows any real Native American's. Like why not talk about current musicians like DJ Shub, Christian Parrish, Caylem Simeon, any of the musicians from Winnipeg like Brooklyn who passed away in what was it? 2013?
2015, I think. RIP homie.
 
It's even funnier when you know the truth: he was trespassing while dumpster diving, and the property owner didn't take kindly to that.
But you forget that the homeowner was actually a glowie trying to cover his involvement with Peter Norton's "War on Terror" planning docs from exposure by noted gonzo journalist Thomas "Jayne" Wasserberg.

You know, kind of the way Tim Matheson was trying to cover up his part in police captain Joe Don Baker's beach drug ring until he was foiled by noted gonzo journalist Irwin "Ja[y]ne Doe" Fletcher.
 
In other words more trash white people think are important. Only thing Natives would care for nowadays would be feathers and only from certain birds you would never have access to.
If Tom is selling any bird parts (eagle bones are important to make whistles for sun dance, just saying) then he's looking at one hell of a fine. Also selling medicine is profane.
 
Romania had laws passed that made it very hard for Jews to get employment in the late 1800's, as a result of antipathy driven by mass immigration of Jews from Russia in previous decades. So they most likely left due to economic concerns. Romania wasn't Jew friendly at the time, but it wasn't experiencing pogroms.

Is there anything in your life you won't lie about Tom?
Not only that but Julius Simon Wasserberg immigrated from Romania with his father Simon Wasserberg... so here's another lie.

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Holy shit, it really is that one time he wandered onto Crow Dog's compound that underpins his entire "native" identity. 30 fucking years of schizo native bullshit, all because he smoked peyote in someone's basement in the 80's.

Fucking hilarious.
You can't actually smoke peyote. Or rather, you can, but it won't do anything. The temperature of smoking it wrecks the mescaline.
 
If Tom is selling any bird parts (eagle bones are important to make whistles for sun dance, just saying) then he's looking at one hell of a fine. Also selling medicine is profane.
They still do that? Usually I see eagle feathers being used for smudging these days. I usually see wooden whistles here but those are rare. I can't recall ever seeing a wooden flute here though.
 
It seems to me that Canadian first nations people tend to be a lot more racist and vengeful than American. I'm a tribal European who has been a good neighbor, practicing good medicine and have no trouble being accepted at indigenous gatherings in ceremony. When i get jumped online, it's usually Canadians. Hating white devils is not in the preaching of any of the elders I listen to. Acceptance and acknowledgement of the past, forgiveness and reconciliation moving forward in equality with an eye on ecological justice in building back greener is where all the principle speakers are coming from. There is a lot of cross generational trauma in communities that continue to be traumatized by racist violence.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/a-native-american-christmas-blessing.108576/page-13#post-10817015

A Native American "tribal European" medicine man? :story:
 

It's really the schizophrenia talking here. Because tribe has been used to describe both the twelve tribes of Israel and indigenous peoples in North America, he thinks there's some sort of mystic earth link between them. He's not a European by that account, but whatever. What I can't figure out is why he thinks he can claim this link (despite a claim that his own tribal history was broken by a pogrom) but no one else in Europe can. The 3 original peoples of Rome is literally where we get the word tribe, but somehow I don't think Tom would be ok with Italians calling themselves also "tribal Europeans".
 
Don't forget about the "racist Canadians" part. I don't remember the Cree ever going down to America and trying to occupy land for 72 days like the Mohawks did. I also don't remember anything as bad as the Red Power movement here, or even the North Dakota protest that ended in violence. Here it's usually the RCMP that escalate things when the First Nations people protest. For instance, Toronto's pipeline protest in 2020. Just more evidence Thomas doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.

You would be surprised to find out how many smudging feathers actually come from a turkey and get dyed.
Not sure about America, but I rarely ever hear anything like that here. Though you're likely to get falcon feathers than eagle feathers since we only have the Bald and Golden Eagle here. I can usually see prairie falcons when I leave the house so their feathers are easy to come by.
 
What I can't figure out is why he thinks he can claim this link (despite a claim that his own tribal history was broken by a pogrom) but no one else in Europe can.
Because he's the "Always High Priestess [sic] 420, a hereditary acolyte of the Ancient Order of Melchizedek which has preserved the cannabis sacrament throughout the ages" and a "direct descendant of [M]oses and [A]aron" and a literal oracle of YHVH and SHECHINAH.

Or some such nonsense.
 
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