Good Lord, just when I think that Phil cannot get anymore disgusting and idiotic, I am consistently proven wrong.
I wouldn't be surprised if he dies of sepsis or buyer's remorse-induced suicide by the end of the year, and that is sad.
The saddest part of this whole thing is that Phil has been spending the better part of a decade building up to this moment. He should be feeling all victorious, and I'd half-expected him to be gloating about how he "defeated the Kiwis" because he finally successfully mutilated himself. And yet we hear nothing of the sort, just more Australatina sperging for the most part.
The fact that not a single one of the troons have given him any asspats and that Phil is retreating deeper into his autistic Banana Republic fantasies instead of attempting to assert some sense of achievement or victory is telling.
As others have stated, Phil may finally be driven to suicide at this point and its entirely his fault. Before, I had always considered Phil to be the kind who would threaten suicide for pity or attention but never go through with it, and his past behaviors backed up such considerations. Now, I don't know.
Phil is on borrowed time now more than ever, and he may as well have dug his own grave when he got the crotch wound.
I hate being this wrong this often.