9/25 - Chris Answers Imaginary Prayers in CWCville

[Night Stars Brother]

So chris can answer prayers and work miracles but can’t paint his shoes without getting it all over the floor and having it outside the lines.

 

[Garfieldchu]

I'm pretty sure Marvin still believes he can, with about a hundred qualifications.

There are crazier people than Chris with jobs. There's nothing about being a divinity to your imaginary friends that disqualifies you from sorting glass. I think his breakdown at the convention where he curled into a ball to deal with stress is more of a strike against him in the world of work.

Pristine said the n-word on video, so that alone is a deal breaker for most companies. Even if someone did, it would be a short-lived hire, since wiins would just bombard them with calls and forwards of incriminating content.

 

[nvrwastetree]

All joking aside, this is kinda sad, peeps. He really seems to be breaking with reality more and more.

I mean look at this Bowsette rape-baby-factory bullshit now. That's not OPL's thinking, that's some next-level diseased shitshroom sprouted from the manure the idea s shovelled into his noggin.

Chris is NOT getting better.

No, he's not and probably never will, all escalating when Barb finally dies. Also, I love how smug he is whenever someone tries to correct him on his "astral projecting and visions", perfect example being the koopas, Bowser and peach fucking, epach being able to lay an egg (even though she's human and doesn't have remotely the same genes as Bowser), and saying that bowsette is their daughter....all because magichan told him so. Basically, he's 100% right about everything and believes himself to be a know it all/smartest person on the planet now. Even if he ever got a job, he wouldn't last more than a week without some emotional breakdown/screaming at customers or his boss because they didn't address him by the correct pronoun. At this point, I don't believe anything/anyone would ever be able to help Chris, not even Null, Marvin, or Captain.

Chris doesn't need to. You think every other God/Godess/Meatball signs off on every application that gets filed in their names these days?

Come on now, we all know thaat Chris would just throw said paper intk the air or into a lake so they dissapear, just like Ricky does from Trailer Park Boys.

 

[DozerBoi]

Man, makes me wish he could "miracle-away" those hurricanes.

 

[Grotesque]

So.... Shit self, answer prayer box.

Exactly who is it that keeps telling Chris -not- to be truthful with mental health professionals again? Some one has to be swearing him to secrecy around them or some thing.

Chris probably never sees mental health professionals. Nobody can force him to, except for legal reasons, and I can first hand say what a joke that is.

I can't blame Chris for hating all forms of mental health help, as a fellow virgin with rage massive loser. Therapy can only hurt us.

 

[MY 405]

Two hicks from Kentucky used Chris's own cult to sucker him out of $6000. He made it up and could not control it. If Chris ever managed to get some followers, he would be deposed and ritually sacrificed as a subversive person three minutes later. This cult is more dangerous to Chris to than anyone else.

This is pretty much what happened to Joseph Smith and now he’s got a hit show on Broadway and a Tabernacle Choir. And was also a big fan of collecting spouses. He’s on His Way!

 

[Positron]

Pray yourself some money Chris.

 

[Philosophy Phil]

Chris probably never sees mental health professionals. Nobody can force him to, except for legal reasons, and I can first hand say what a joke that is.

I can't blame Chris for hating all forms of mental health help, as a fellow virgin with rage massive loser. Therapy can only hurt us.

I hope that was an ironic post because I've got a beating stick with your name on it for how incorrect your post was.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Pristine said the n-word on video, so that alone is a deal breaker for most companies. Even if someone did, it would be a short-lived hire, since wiins would just bombard them with calls and forwards of incriminating content.

No boss or company would give a fuck if Chris was sorting glass on some factory away from public view, and mongos way worse than him can deal with that kind of job. The only problem is that Chris is lazy and entitled as fuck and would consider having to work 8 hours a day (or even 4) preposterous. He doesn't put that much of an effort even on stuff he likes.

Of course nobody would hire him for anything having to do with dealing with the public, you just have to look at him to know he is seriously fucked in the head, there is no need at all to know anything else about him or go to the CWCki or anything like that. That doesn't mean he can't hold a tard job.

 

[Bob's Ghost]

He's basically Tom Hanks at the end of Mazes and Monsters now. But at least Tom Hanks had a girlfriend and got to see New York...

 

[James Howlett]

Chris probably never sees mental health professionals. Nobody can force him to, except for legal reasons, and I can first hand say what a joke that is.

I can't blame Chris for hating all forms of mental health help, as a fellow virgin with rage massive loser. Therapy can only hurt us.

"Fellow virgin with rage..."

Chris is not a virgin.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris probably never sees mental health professionals. Nobody can force him to, except for legal reasons, and I can first hand say what a joke that is.

He's been seeing a shrink for the past few months, but only because the court set him up with one for the trespass case. It's not doing him any good on the imaginary land stuff because he chooses not to bring up the full extent of his beliefs.

Exactly who is it that keeps telling Chris -not- to be truthful with mental health professionals again?

Only Chris. He doesn't actually want to improve, instead he just wants to keep his head buried in the sand so he can keep daydreaming about life in CWCville without being told it's not real. Null tried advising him to be open with his shrink about how the Idea Guys scammed him, but Chris responded by saying he would think about it and that he'd have to be cautious about what he'd say.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He's been seeing a shrink for the past few months, but only because the court set him up with one for the trespass case. It's not doing him any good on the imaginary land stuff because he chooses not to bring up the full extent of his beliefs.

Its just a counselor not a psychiatrist from what I read.

 

[Grotesque]

Its just a counselor not a psychiatrist from what I read.

Court mandated counselor sessions are usually 10-15 minute checks to see if one can still function. There's no time for Christine to ramble about video games or his fantasy world. For actual therapy sessions, Christine needs to want to do that herself.

 

[DCM90]

From what I've read about modern Pagans -- Norse, Celtic revival, Wicca, take your pick -- they don't actually advocate becoming a deity yourself, and bragging about answering prayers via marriage counseling. They also seem to throw much better parties than Chris has attempted to. The shitshow is all him. And ponies.

Don't compare those new age fools with the Goddess..

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

I was raised better than to be the "Told You So" Asshole, so please don't blame Ma & Pa Ratchet for what I'm about to do.. they were good people & they did their best.

Can I just.. leave this here for you guys &...

Twitter 9/15 - CWC Funko Pops

Maybe this too, in case you can't be fucked to click that.

I think what is skeeving me out the most about this Funko thing is that I get the impression he hasn't even thought that far ahead yet. He just gets his nuts off super hard on.. him. It's his main defining characteristic. It transcends narcissism. His entire gig is eye-fucking himself in one medium or another. He thinks his visage is just sacred.. sacrosanct.

I see these little plastic abortions in their quarter-assed scribble boxes & my mind interprets it as some kind of 9th-rate Post-Resurrection Ret.ard Jesus sitting around making little models of his own corpse on the crucifix out of paperclips & play-doh.

It's like he's building a shrine to his God, except his God is him. All 33+ almighty versions of him. Sure maybe down the road he'll sell them for some explosively fucktarded 4-figure amount, & many will REEEE.. but right now he made them because.. "WOULD U FUCK ME? I'D FUCK ME"..

Honestly I'd be less skeeved out by skin lampshades.

I gotta get back to my now.

 

[Buck Mullet]

"Fellow virgin with rage..."

Chris is not a virgin.

Until someone willingly has sex with Chris without money changing hands, it's more a technicality and less a fact.

 

[Grotesque]

I hope that was an ironic post because I've got a beating stick with your name on it for how incorrect your post was.

I was serious. Therapy can help for many people who are suicidal and self-harming. I strongly believe that generalized therapy like CBT and DBT would be pointless at best for Chris, and possibly detrimental. It's not for pathetic friendless virgins (I know Chris supposedly fucked two hookers, that doesn't count) that need direction in life. Methods like mindfulness will only hurt him. And for the love of God, never put him in group therapy.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

(I know Chris supposedly fucked two hookers, that doesn't count

It was just one, twice. Chris doesn't think he's a type of person that should have to pay for sex.

 

[jc17]

It was just one, twice. Chris doesn't think he's a type of person that should have to pay for sex.

I remember he got a prostitute to hang up on him because he tried guilt tripping her into free sex, and in the same vain he tried guilt tripping a gal pal into sleeping with him because he didn't want to be forced to "pay $100 for a damned hooker."

Nothing like a stroll down memory lane to remind yourself how much of a sleazy shit Chris is.