9/25 - Chris Answers Imaginary Prayers in CWCville

Wrathcaster dijo:
I think the more terrifying question is how many lunatics would actually sign on to his batshit beliefs. There's got to be a few nuts out there who would be up for it, so long as they were promised mind-links and superpowers too. Hell, if it was penned in some sort of cogent writing and widely publicized, I'd wager CWCianity could outgrow smaller extremist Christian sects like the Westboro Baptist Church just by being more attractive to internet spergs. Just look at the sheer numbers of otherkin out there who legit believe they're dragons and refrigerators.
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I would pay to get a front row seat to that shit show.
 
idosometimes dijo:
Chris cannot be a tax exempt religion because he does not meet qualifications IRS uses.
Attributes of church include:
  • Distinct legal existence
  • Recognized creed and form of worship
  • Definite and distinct ecclesiastical government
  • Formal code of doctrine and discipline
  • Distinct religious history
  • Membership not associated with any other church or denomination
  • Organization of ordained ministers
  • Ordained ministers selected after completing prescribed courses of study
  • Literature of its own
  • Established places of worship
  • Regular congregations
  • Regular religious services
  • Sunday schools for the religious instruction of the young
  • Schools for the preparation of its members
Christine-ianity has no distinct existence, established places of worship, ordained ministers, religious eduction, or formal code of doctrine.

I am going to disagree. Two hicks from Kentucky used Chris's own cult to sucker him out of $6000. He made it up and could not control it. If Chris ever managed to get some followers, he would be deposed and ritually sacrificed as a subversive person three minutes later. This cult is more dangerous to Chris to than anyone else.
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So someone playing David Koresh to Christine's Lois Roden?
 
*knocks on door* Hello Mam, I represent the Church of Christine Christ of the latter day Sonichu CPU Goddess. I'm a missionary and I'd like to tell you how your soul can be saved by Christine and go to the true and honest heaven, Cwcville.
 
Wilson dijo:
*knocks on door* Hello Mam, I represent the Church of Christine Christ of the latter day Sonichu CPU Goddess. I'm a missionary and I'd like to tell you how your soul can be saved by Christine and go to the true and honest heaven, Cwcville.
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Can you imagine his 5 commandments?

1. Thow shall always obey thy mudder.
2. Thow shall resist the enchantments of Bowsette.
3. Thow shall pray in Tomgirl facing downward dog.
4. Thow shall touch a koopa troopas no less than 10 years of age.
5. Thow shall have a romp with imaginary loved one every six hours tolerating spiky pickles.
 
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idosometimes dijo:
Chris cannot be a tax exempt religion because he does not meet qualifications IRS uses.
Attributes of church include ....
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The IRS thought the same of scientology and look how that turned out. If the IRS gets picky with the True and Honest faith and spirituality then i'm sure many here will infiltrate the IRS and dox them and dig into the private lives of IRS officials and conduct surveillance operations to uncover potential vulnerabilities. In a few months the IRS will crack into submission and CWC will be the RELIGION of the XXI century.
 
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/start-your-own-church_us_55d24635e4b07addcb43bd60

May I remind every one who thinks Chris couldn't some how end up a tax exempt, donation funded religious leader...some one made a flying Spaghetti Monster. Which is now an acknowledged religion by the US Defense Department?

Which also does weddings on pirate ships. He just needs a few people online to fill in the roles required by law. <And honestly, look at the requirements...not difficult.> Infact, Kiwi Farms could start the Church of Sonichu and Chris can't do a damn thing, and you could reap rewards all you want from the situation.

Hell, Jedi is a world wide religion, why not Sonichu?
 
Guardsman42 dijo:
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/start-your-own-church_us_55d24635e4b07addcb43bd60

May I remind every one who thinks Chris couldn't some how end up a tax exempt, donation funded religious leader...some one made a flying Spaghetti Monster. Which is now an acknowledged religion by the US Defense Department?

Which also does weddings on pirate ships. He just needs a few people online to fill in the roles required by law. <And honestly, look at the requirements...not difficult.> Infact, Kiwi Farms could start the Church of Sonichu and Chris can't do a damn thing, and you could reap rewards all you want from the situation.

Hell, Jedi is a world wide religion, why not Sonichu?
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It’s Chris. He’s not going to do all that paperwork, it’s just too demanding.
 
Christine WC is a beautiful, enlightened soul. I am reminded of this

Four With a 5 Wing

Healthy side of this wing brings a withdrawn, complex creativity. May be somewhat intellectual but have exceptional depth of feeling and insight. Very much their own person; original and idiosyncratic. Have a spiritual and aesthetic openness. Will find multiple levels of meaning to most events. May have a strong need and ability to pour themselves into artistic creations. Loners; can seem enigmatic and hard to read. Externally reserved and internally resonant. When they open up it can be sudden and total.

She will be President in 2020. I know this from the bottom of my heart.
 
Rumpled Foreskin dijo:
It’s Chris. He’s not going to do all that paperwork, it’s just too demanding.
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Chris doesn't need to. You think every other God/Godess/Meatball signs off on every application that gets filed in their names these days?

An enterprising sort of person could just found a church in Pristine Christine's name.

Church of CWC Saga anyone?
 
Guardsman42 dijo:
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/start-your-own-church_us_55d24635e4b07addcb43bd60

May I remind every one who thinks Chris couldn't some how end up a tax exempt, donation funded religious leader...some one made a flying Spaghetti Monster. Which is now an acknowledged religion by the US Defense Department?

Which also does weddings on pirate ships. He just needs a few people online to fill in the roles required by law. <And honestly, look at the requirements...not difficult.> Infact, Kiwi Farms could start the Church of Sonichu and Chris can't do a damn thing, and you could reap rewards all you want from the situation.

Hell, Jedi is a world wide religion, why not Sonichu?
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Chris is way too damn lazy and stupid to pull that off
 
So Chris is worn out because of all the effort it took to make-believe he's a good person.

That actually checks out.
 
From what I've read about modern Pagans -- Norse, Celtic revival, Wicca, take your pick -- they don't actually advocate becoming a deity yourself, and bragging about answering prayers via marriage counseling. They also seem to throw much better parties than Chris has attempted to. The shitshow is all him. And ponies.
 
NobleGreyHorse dijo:
From what I've read about modern Pagans -- Norse, Celtic revival, Wicca, take your pick -- they don't actually advocate becoming a deity yourself, and bragging about answering prayers via marriage counseling. They also seem to throw much better parties than Chris has attempted to. The shitshow is all him. And ponies.
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Agree, I'm sure they didn't throw hissy fits at their parties because their mother bought them some cheap, knock off game instead of the expensive gaming console they wanted.
 
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