FIGGIN [9-23-16] Phil thinks he deserves things - The ball lie returns

[Baobinga]

It looks pretty rough living on the streets there.

I'm guessing his "I don't know if I'm ready for this" comments are going to provide him with an out when the date rolls around. He'll claim it was too much pressure and his headmates wouldn't let him or something.

I like how he doesnt know if hes ready or not to have his own place, like its not something teenagers do when finished highschool.

Also, the irony of him watching southpark is entirely lost on him.

 

[kobebyarlant]

Kiwifarms Nil? I thought it was Kiwifarms Null.

 

[KFC]

From living with mommy, to living behind anarchist cafes, to hopping from shelter to shelter, to living under bridges, and finally to lying about getting a house, Phil has really showed us this time!

 

[Sandwichu]

I agree with you people that the cat sounds are quite off putting, but nobody noticed that at 1:17 there is a spank sound followed by a quiet moan?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

From living with mommy, to living behind anarchist cafes, to hopping from shelter to shelter, to living under bridges, and finally to lying about getting a house, Phil has really showed us this time!

Yeah, the "score" is pretty baffling. He made himself homeless and he's (supposedly) got housing through a charitable scheme. So his "win" consists of achieving an adult milestone, with considerable help, ten years too late, after fucking everything up.

 

[Mary Lee Walsh]

Lol! I just now noticed the meows after watching this last night before I read the comments but what's the video people are talking about on here where Phil makes a squeal or squawk sound?

 

[AnOminous]

He just can't stop imitating Chris and somehow being even worse. He's even doing the lazy Chris thing of doing a video while lying on his back spazzing out like a tard.

 

[Tranny Dick Noballs]

Phil deserves nothing but the stiff backhand of his pimp.