🔗 Crossover 8/27/2022 Andy Warski vs. Salt Papi - Ethan Ralph bitched out of the fight blaming Jim and a-logs, "Salt Papi" enters the ring at the O2 Arena in London

[MidUSA]

Yeah in the last kino casino they were both in he explained he did juggernaut training which was IIRC 3 guys in riot gear doing 3 rounds each of just punching him in the face nonstop and he was only allowed to punch them in the padded chest.

Is this something that people actually do?

It sounds incredibly retarded.

 

[jethro]

Best shoot fighter since CM Punk, we're all proud of you Andy.

 

[TypicalJuly2022Acct]

Is this something that people actually do?

It sounds incredibly retarded.

They say you fight as you train. Andy seemed to train at getting hit. If only they advanced to dodging hits and returning them.

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

What the hell is that circle on Warski's back, anyway? Is it aids?

Cupping

Olympic athletes did it.
Loved Salt Papi's kissy faces at Warski lol

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I wonder if he regrets not finding a real trainer.

 

[CECA Loather]

So the big thing that just hit me from the feature thing, all the retarded talk about training that annoyed viewers, was literally meaningless and a waste of time not only for those who sat through the talk about it but also for Tardski who got beaten into the dirt like a bitch. Moral of the story, don't talk about meaningless shit to people who don't care because it doesn't matter.

I wouldn't say it is meaningless. It is just the setup for a very good laugh. You have someone small and scrawny bragging for months upon months only for him to be humiliated in 2 blows.

You have a setup and a wonderful payoff. Just peak comedy.

I thought Null was joking when he announced on Rekieta's stream that Warski was knocked out in 15 seconds. After all, I can imagine someone saying that Warski is so small and tiny that I can knock him out in 15 seconds.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

This is the best part, when the announcer is saying that the ref wouldnt let the fight continue for Warski’s own safety, and Andy is shaking his head and ugly pouting like a toddler, and the fat guy is just dabbing on them and doing some kind of gay TikTok dance .

Look at him go!

 

[The Ornithocheirus]

I literally know people who train at that gym lol

You have anymore insider information on his training then?

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

Salt Papi can actually box. He has been boxing recreationally since childhood. He would beat the fuck out of the average person. Andy is an average person.

Average compared to who?

 

[SargonF00t]

I'm sure this has been explained, but boxing experts can you explain to an outsider to a why the fight was stopped?
Andy clearly got wrecked but he got up fairly quick and seemed ready to go. I think I see blood in his mouth in a close up but it could be the fact I want there to be blood in tardski's mouth.

With this match being such a mismatch, if the fight went on and Andy sustained a serious brain injury, someone may get found liable.

Once the ref saw that Andy was fucking hopeless, he was never going to let Andy take too much damage.

If you are unaware, Eubank Jr. is the son of Chris Eubank, a far better and more popular boxer in his day. He was very flamboyant, and nearly killed another boxer in the ring he punched him so hard. Instead just leaving the poor fighter disabled permanently.

Are you getting Eubank mixed up with his two time opponent, Nigel Benn, who did what you described to Gerald McClellan?

For comparison, fouseytube also embarrassed himself in 2019 after talking shit constantly and then turning out to be possibly the worst boxer to ever put on gloves.
This time around, he clearly trained much harder for his fight against Deji, but he still looked like shit. Definitely an improvement, but still very stiff and awkward.

Fouseytube in that first fight was much better than Warski. At least no one now can reasonably call him the worst boxer to ever put on gloves, after Warski's display.

 

[Telemeter]

Average compared to who?

People who don't fight even semi-professionally.

 

[Guntburglar]

Bloatski

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

With this match being such a mismatch, if the fight went on and Andy sustained a serious brain injury, someone may get found liable.

Once the ref saw that Andy was fucking hopeless, he was never going to let Andy take too much damage.

That was my guess, but other have spelled out more details that I wasn't aware of.
Warski's not been on my radar since he was on meth and freaked out on some camera guy or something.

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

Wow, Ralph pussied out of fighting an opponent who, due to his s-s-stutter, the prefight shit talking lasted l-l-longer than t-t-the match itself. What a coward.
Then again we saw in Portugal how Ralph fights (Gets knocked on his arse multiple times then spits blood like a bitch)

 

[urr13 account]

Growing into middle age, living in a spare room in his fathers cramped one-story home. No wife, no girlfriend, no children, no savings, and after 6-months of hard training no muscle mass to speak of. His only friend left is a morbidly obese austist who doesn't even seem to really like him. What's next for Andy Warski?

 

[break these cuffs]

Growing into middle age, living in a spare room in his fathers cramped one-story home. No wife, no girlfriend, no children, no savings, and after 6-months of hard training no muscle mass to speak of. His only friend left is a morbidly obese austist who doesn't even seem to really like him. What's next for Andy Warski?

Do what he does everyday, more drugs.

 

[purpleflurp]

Tardski what happened your juggernaut training and red lining your heart 3 times a week? Were you having a panic attack?
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Tarski check out this epic youtube video with nearly half a million views. Please read the comments they are all very very positive towards you.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_jGzbojpxno

While Andy was pumping iron, Salt was pumping cocks.

 

[AltisticRight]

The coping is amazing:
> At least Andy showed up
A guy who started training two weeks ago lasted longer.
> Andy got paid
Money is probably already spent.
> Muh networking
No one is going to invite Andy to anything after he failed to even put up an entertaining fight.
PPP won more than Andy. He didn't have to train or fight yet got a trip to London with his boyfriend and got half of the fight money. Credit where it is due but Google really did well concisely showing who is Andy '29 seconds' Warski.
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*Somewhere there is a joke about the fight and Google taking 0.45 seconds
A positive thing is that Failure & Geek and other came out to make an appearance and laugh at Andy while also sharing some great embarrassing stories.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HE4pLn2-DxsAround 24 minutes in Ralph goes off about Andy moving out suddenly. Which caused Ralph sublet the place to some black acquaintance and give him all of the stuff Andy left including the PS5.

That Salt Papi guy has like half a decade of experience under his belt, he had to drop weight to be in Andy's weight class. There was no way Andy was going to win.
It's his boasting and smugness throughout which makes all the mockery deserved.

He made like 10k? What's that like 2 month's office cubical "wagecuck" job payout? Sad.

 

[Retink]

He made like 10k?

That's a very small amount to be humiliated that heavily.

 

[Getwhatyou]

Meh. Good on you andy. Sadly his self confidence will be hit for the rest of his life taking a shot like that. Drinking before the match didn't really mean anything either. He was too stiff and you could tell he was scared.

Secondly being famous or infamous is really the only way to live forever. Its why people erect monuments of themselves. Ironically the gunt is already immortalized for how much of a scum bag he is.

Grats to Andy overall. Try not to blow your brains out (in mine craft) when you start to realize how bad this looks for you as a "boxer"