🔗 Crossover 8/27/2022 Andy Warski vs. Salt Papi - Ethan Ralph bitched out of the fight blaming Jim and a-logs, "Salt Papi" enters the ring at the O2 Arena in London

Who will win?

  • Andy Warski

    Votos: 28 21.7%
  • Salt Papi

    Votos: 101 78.3%

  • Total de votantes
    129
  • Encuesta cerrada .
Underwhelming, just like everything hyped up in this subforum.
But I can't deny showing up and being paid are still valid copes.

The one who took the biggest L was this thread, imagine the postcount had the forum been up at the time.
 
I will say it's a shame we never got to see Warski throw a punch, they laughably billed it as power vs technique so it would have been a nice little bonus to see the guy laugh off Warski's little love taps.
Keem saying Andy had power in the build-up had me laughing, like how do you know Keem - he's had one fight, and the tweaker he was going to fight no-showed. Warski was a tomato can to pad Salt Papi's record, if Andy didn't train I do not blame him one iota. It would have been wasted $$$. No wonder he was getting drunk with PPP.

Another point to note about how much of a mismatch this was, Salt Papi was the only fighter to get props from the Pro-Boxer, Eubank Jr., for their ability. He seemed fairly impressed with the double hook to the chin that he landed on Andy.

If you are unaware, Eubank Jr. is the son of Chris Eubank, a far better and more popular boxer in his day. He was very flamboyant, and nearly killed another boxer in the ring he punched him so hard. Instead just leaving the poor fighter disabled permanently.

There was also a joke idea for a TV show from Alan Partridge about going Hostelling with Chris Eubank, so years later he was in this advert.
 
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I had low expectations for Warski but damn, what a retarded pussy. He actually looked like a severely retarded person having a go at it for 30 seconds til he was knocked out.
 
That's been the big question on my mind. Andy's spiraled after winning a no-show against Tonka. I really believe Salt Papi's KO obliterated the massive ego Andy had regrown... will this be Miami Warski x100?

Keep in mind Andy (allegedly) replaced drugs with training, it gave his life meaning and excitement. Yet despite that, he still admitted an urge to drink, and did get drunk a few times from what we' ve seen.

I think the bottle is calling for Andy. "Aim! Aim! Aim! We will defend ourselves against the alogs!"
You and me are on the same wavelength, his ego is in pieces (again) and history has shown that Andy spirals after a huge W/L, what’s it gonna be this time? I’m hoping a return to IRL streaming personally, maybe it starts with filming his training sessions to “own the alogs” and it gradually turns to streaming dinner.

Andy is the Dark Souls universe, it’s a loop with slightly different details each time around.
 
I haven't have such a hearty laugh in a long, long time. I wish farms weren't down during the event. As for the fight I am not giving Tardski any participation trophies. This was super embarrassing and if it was me I would end myself. All that talk about training nobody gave a fuck, all that boasting, behaving like an absolute retard at the event, all for this absolutely pathetic display. I think it would be better for him if he pretended his stomach ached and dodged the fight. I bet everyone pointed and laughed at him at the event for the entire time. Warski probably spent it locked up in his hotel room crying.

Also all this embarresment and knockout for measly 10k? Wasn't it supposed to be 100k? I remember Kringe Casino going on and on how Gunt is stupid for not accepting basically free 100k. What happened? :story: For once Ralphamale made a correct decision in his life, sat it out and laughed at the retard. I am not giving him an W but anyone trying to make it an L for him is coping pretty bad. His stream on Warski with Geekthulu, Alex, Failure was the first time I watched him for a long ass time and I was entertained.
 
I'm not really sure why people are giving Andy credit for "showing up". He got paid, he's constantly bragging about getting paid a lot for him showing up for almost no work. Its obvious Andy didnt train a lot, and he basically just ended up wasting everyones time and money by going into the ring unprepared and going down in 20 seconds.

Hes never getting invited to a big boxing event like this again. I dont give him any credit for getting paid "a lot of money" to step into a ring for thirty seconds. He didnt do this to settle a beef, his lazy ass stepped into a safe and controlled enviroment for a stack of money. Hell, the referee declared it a KO immediately cause he could see Andy was an out of shape blob who would only get hurt by Salt Papi if the fight continued. He was never in any danger.
 
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I'm not really sure why people are giving Andy credit for "showing up". He got paid, he's constantly bragging about getting paid a lot for him showing up for almost no work. Its obvious Andy didnt train a lot, and he basically just ended up wasting everyones time and money by going into the wring unprepaired and going down in 20 seconds.
I mean, that's exactly why he went. He was the shit heel for this salt papi to get a win from. He had no personal stakes in this fight, I don't understand. It's not like him and salt papi had some kind of drama. He legitimately only did it because he wanted to get a paycheck for something ralph was too afraid to do. Nobody expected him to win. It's still funny he got instantly KO'd however.
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Darn I wasn't in time to bet and profit off this.

Winners don't do drugs.
 
So the big thing that just hit me from the feature thing, all the retarded talk about training that annoyed viewers, was literally meaningless and a waste of time not only for those who sat through the talk about it but also for Tardski who got beaten into the dirt like a bitch. Moral of the story, don't talk about meaningless shit to people who don't care because it doesn't matter.
 
I mean, that's exactly why he went. He was the shit heel for this salt papi to get a win from. He had no personal stakes in this fight, I don't understand. It's not like him and salt papi had some kind of drama. He legitimately only did it because he wanted to get a paycheck for something ralph was too afraid to do. Nobody expected him to win. It's still funny he got instantly KO'd however.
So why does he deserve credit then? Most people will step into the ring for 10k if they only have to take a single punch surrounded by staff and a referee that makes sure you dont get seriously injured. Its obvious he barely did any training, I'm not sure what he deserves credit for. People just hate Ralph so much they have to pretend Andy showing up was at least brave even though thats bs.
 
Honestly, this just makes me wonder about how the Tonka fight would have turned out.
Even if the dude showed up in a wheelchair, it might have still ended up being a fair match considering Tardski's showing here.
 
So why does he deserve credit then? Most people will step into the ring for 10k if they only have to take a single punch surrounded by staff and a referee that makes sure you dont get seriously injured. Its obvious he barely did any training, I'm not sure what he deserves credit for. People just hate Ralph so much they have to pretend Andy showing up was at least brave even though thats bs.
Because he challenged ralph to a fight, ralph said he would fight, but said there would be no fight and no money. Warski proved that was incorrect. I mean it's not rocket science.
 
I mean, that's exactly why he went. He was the shit heel for this salt papi to get a win from. He had no personal stakes in this fight, I don't understand. It's not like him and salt papi had some kind of drama. He legitimately only did it because he wanted to get a paycheck for something ralph was too afraid to do. Nobody expected him to win. It's still funny he got instantly KO'd however.
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In his own words this was to the be the start of his career as a boxer and a fitness influencer.
 
I'll give Andy credit, I would not under most circumstances step foot in a ring with that man seeing his previous fight videos and I have scrapped a little more than I care to admit. He did it and despite being fucking demolished in under 20 seconds, Andy still wanted to fight. I don't know if it's brave or stupid.

Ralph would spend weeks making excuses why he couldn't after talking shit. At least Andy tried. I'll give him that.
 
So why does he deserve credit then? Most people will step into the ring for 10k if they only have to take a single punch surrounded by staff and a referee that makes sure you dont get seriously injured. Its obvious he barely did any training, I'm not sure what he deserves credit for. People just hate Ralph so much they have to pretend Andy showing up was at least brave even though thats bs.
Let's be real, Ralph took two poundings for free (Edit: Actually he paid to get them) in Portugal and bitched out fighting a tomato can. It's not a win for Warski but it's a loss for Ralph by his own volition.
 
Underwhelming, just like everything hyped up in this subforum.
But I can't deny showing up and being paid are still valid copes.

The one who took the biggest L was this thread, imagine the postcount had the forum been up at the time.
Underwhelming is the price one pays for true reality, my friend. At least we know, truly, that Warski is a weak ass bitch.

Let's be real, Ralph took two poundings for free (Edit: Actually he paid to get them) in Portugal and bitched out fighting a tomato can. It's not a win for Warski but it's a loss for Ralph by his own volition.
After seeing this, Ralph might have unironically stood a chance, making him more of a pussy for not even trying and making the bag.
 
Because he challenged ralph to a fight, ralph said he would fight, but said there would be no fight and no money. Warski proved that was incorrect. I mean it's not rocket science.
All that proves is that Ralph is a lying retard, something everyone already knows. Not that Andy is brave for taking 10k to step into a ring with no training guarded by multiple layers of protection to make sure he wouldn't get injured by Salt Papi. What Andy did was not brave at all and doesn't deserve any credit. He went there for pay, which is fine, but that doesn't make him brave.
 
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