Prison Letters 8/2/2022- The 12 Page Letter(s)

It sounds counterintuitive, but taking the Bible away will give him more of a reason to feel oppressed, not less of a reason to think he's Jesus.
I was thinking they should have already anticipated Chris becoming obsessed with Jesus and removed the Bible before he got there. Surely they must've dealt with other crazies before.
 
I was thinking they should have already anticipated Chris becoming obsessed with Jesus and removed the Bible before he got there. Surely they must've dealt with other crazies before.
I think that would require them knowing that Chris does this thing where he'll take the things he enjoys or takes interest in, and then implement that into his power fantasies. That's not evident from someone that talks about the merging of dimensions alone. You'd have to know the process and not just the end result.
 
Order things from the Merch store and do a charge back when it inevtiably fails to be shipped in 30 days. (Visa and MC merchant agreements require a merchant to ship merch within 30days of the charge.)

Pretty sure Praetor is being fairly good about it. They don't want to fuck up their business. The only person getting screwed here is probably Chris, as I have a sneaking suspicion that he's not exactly getting the lion's share of the profits.
 
Am I losing my mind? I could have sworn that within this letter dump Chris made mention that he still believed in his homo-vaccine theory because of monkeypox, but I can't find mention of it anywhere and it seems like something that would get brought up in threads as more than a nothing burger.

Supposedly part of the reason why ancient historians had such a trust-me-bro-lol approach to citations was because the papyrus scrolls they were using as sources were such a PITA for finding quotes/references. Starting to think they had a point.
 
Am I losing my mind? I could have sworn that within this letter dump Chris made mention that he still believed in his homo-vaccine theory because of monkeypox, but I can't find mention of it anywhere and it seems like something that would get brought up in threads as more than a nothing burger.

Supposedly part of the reason why ancient historians had such a trust-me-bro-lol approach to citations was because the papyrus scrolls they were using as sources were such a PITA for finding quotes/references. Starting to think they had a point.
It's in the 5th August letter to kengle. It also shows that his homophobia is alive and well.

 
Lock him in a cell, with the only book being one about atheism.

Better yet, a book which says "Christian Weston Chandler is not Jesus. Christian Weston Chandler is not a deity of any kind. Christian Weston Chandler does not have super powers. The Merge is not real. Alternate dimensions where fictional characters are real cannot exist. Christian Weston Chandler is just a gullible retard and a loser. Christian Weston Chandler is not special." and similar truths over and over again.
 
I never understood why people write Chris or would seek him out to talk to him
They want to brush up against someone, anyone, who is any kind of (in)famous or notorious. They want to be noticed. It’s a disease with zoomers, younger millennials, and some tards. “If you’re not noticed, do you exist?” they ask themselves.

Basically nobody sends him letters or money or anything for a month or two then someone gets in contact with him
See how crazy he became while isolated from the outside world with nobody to put in commissary
That happened already, when he went to the mental hospital. He doesn’t need attention like some people do. He thrives on it, but he has gone for long periods without it.

I don't think I've never heard Chris sing. Sounds like that's a good thing.

Also the way Chris talks is worse than how he writes.
I know one of the main things that got Chris efame early on were his videos, but I’ve always found his voice nauseating. I haven’t watched the whole catalog, and one video of him “singing” was enough.

I was thinking they should have already anticipated Chris becoming obsessed with Jesus and removed the Bible before he got there. Surely they must've dealt with other crazies before.
Well, it’s America. Access to a Bible is a pretty big deal in some places. And most of the people who claim to be Jesus are harmless.

Lock him in a cell, with the only book being one about atheism.
You think the world needs another Patrick or Phil?

Better yet, a book which says "Christian Weston Chandler is not Jesus. Christian Weston Chandler is not a deity of any kind. Christian Weston Chandler does not have super powers. The Merge is not real. Alternate dimensions where fictional characters are real cannot exist. Christian Weston Chandler is just a gullible retard and a loser. Christian Weston Chandler is not special." and similar truths over and over again.
He wouldn’t read it *sigh*
 
Pretty sure Praetor is being fairly good about it. They don't want to fuck up their business. The only person getting screwed here is probably Chris, as I have a sneaking suspicion that he's not exactly getting the lion's share of the profits.
You're so right, the return on that bet would be fucking poor.
 
Lock him in a cell, with the only book being one about atheism.
That would be an interesting, if immoral experiment, just give Chris one subject of media for a prolonged time and see how it affects his writing, personally I’d love to see the insanity he’d come up with if he was only given Mr Blobby videos and books for a month:
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They want to brush up against someone, anyone, who is any kind of (in)famous or notorious. They want to be noticed. It’s a disease with zoomers, younger millennials, and some tards. “If you’re not noticed, do you exist?” they ask themselves.


That happened already, when he went to the mental hospital. He doesn’t need attention like some people do. He thrives on it, but he has gone for long periods without it.


I know one of the main things that got Chris efame early on were his videos, but I’ve always found his voice nauseating. I haven’t watched the whole catalog, and one video of him “singing” was enough.


Well, it’s America. Access to a Bible is a pretty big deal in some places. And most of the people who claim to be Jesus are harmless.


You think the world needs another Patrick or Phil?


He wouldn’t read it *sigh*

You make reading the book a requirement if he wants anything to eat besides bread and water, access to the commissary, pillows and blankets...anything inside his cell aside from his cot and book basically, including his clothes. Eventually he will cave in so that he can have access to actual food and what materialistic possessions he has again. If he doesn't read the book for at least four hours per day, every day, he gets everything taken away again. He will cave.
 
You make reading the book a requirement if he wants anything to eat besides bread and water, access to the commissary, pillows and blankets...anything inside his cell aside from his cot and book basically, including his clothes. Eventually he will cave in so that he can have access to actual food and what materialistic possessions he has again. If he doesn't read the book for at least four hours per day, every day, he gets everything taken away again. He will cave.
He’ll pout, blow a raspberry, and pay lip service. Remember how he read the letters from Bob.

Deprogramming takes more than a hacksaw. You must go in with a scalpel. And if the brain is too smooth, nothing is going to get in anyway. He wouldn’t internalize the message.
 
Better yet, a book which says "Christian Weston Chandler is not Jesus. Christian Weston Chandler is not a deity of any kind. Christian Weston Chandler does not have super powers. The Merge is not real. Alternate dimensions where fictional characters are real cannot exist. Christian Weston Chandler is just a gullible retard and a loser. Christian Weston Chandler is not special."

Personally, I would give him a blank notebook. Then require him to write that in it a thousand times before being fed each day.
 
the only book being one about atheism
Can you imagine Chris trying to read The System of Nature with his TV-fried brain full of wacky Saturday morning cartoon hi-jinks?

The source of man's unhappiness is his ignorance of Nature. The pertinacity with which he clings to blind opinions imbibed in his infancy, which interweave themselves with his existence, the consequent prejudice that warps his mind, that prevents its expansion, that renders him the slave of fiction, appears to doom him to continual error.

- Paul Henri Thiery (Baron D'Holbach) in "The System of Nature"

Early "euphoric" atheism, 1770 style?
 
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