Prison Letters 8/2/2022- The 12 Page Letter(s)

Shame he didn't read them but that's how chris has been for years now. Unless you reinforce his delusions he will not talk to you and just ignore you. It would've been funny if to see him sperg about robertchu shaming him from the afterlife. It would've really confused all of us on the forum trying to figure out why he was fighting with Bob in his letters to kengle/eels/helena whoever.
 
Why do Chris' customers all read like Chinese reviewbots?
really not much difference between them and retards tbh. I wouldn't put it past Caden to put fake reviews up, but I've seen people share their jail trash prayer cards on twitter and reddit, so someone is legitimately buying them.
 
It seems like Chris is trying out for the Olympic foot shooting team. He says that he can't discuss the case, then proceeds to discuss Barb's "cleansing".
 
nice privacy warning..
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now complete with an onion watermark . :bb:
 
It's really funny that Chris thinks talented artists are going to pop out of the woodwork to illustrate his comics for free.
He's not wrong, it's happened before, and it'll happen again. But he thinks it's because the comics are good; versus reality, which is someone just having some fun with the whole thing.
 
He's not wrong, it's happened before, and it'll happen again. But he thinks it's because the comics are good; versus reality, which is someone just having some fun with the whole thing.

He also views others work as lesser than his own even if it's clearly better He will always find some way to shit on the effort and talents other have if he views it as diminishing his efforts in anyway. Remember until he started doing it and used his mary sue as an excuse he viewed digital art as blocky low resolution crap and his hand drawn style was clearly better, people who draw far better versions of his "creations" are not really Sonichu just from a different reality and thus not better etc.

Chris has a notable problem with his propriety of ownership, i.e. he call's Sonichu a Parody but the moment someone makes a parody of his work it's instantly bad because it's "his" stuff someone else is playing with.

Think of it like young kids, if you watch kids in a playroom or siblings and one starts playing with a toy the other kid will want to play with it too because they want a turn they don't really they just want to establish a ownership of something they fear they could lose access too. This is the same with Chris and his imagination land and others doing anything with it he thinks that his cartoons have a substance and life that he imbues them with and controls (even if it's a massive maladaptive cope he's had it since school and it's a serious problem) so other people doing something with his stuff is wrong because it's not what he wants even if it's a better quality of work hell the higher quality is likely to make him dig his heels in more if he can recognise it as better.
 
Really tired of rambling word salad.
It's better to to just read summaries instead. I got sick of reading stuff "Chris Chan" writes awhile ago. The way he talks at people is such a freakish and unnatural way of communicating. Or as that one teacher aptly put it: "very confusing & unclear".
 
It's better to to just read summaries instead. I got sick of reading stuff "Chris Chan" writes awhile ago. The way he talks at people is such a freakish and unnatural way of communicating. Or as that one teacher aptly put it: "very confusing & unclear".
I can't stand the Jesus sperging and all the ye knowst shit. The jail should have removed the bible from his cell.
 
I can't stand the Jesus sperging and all the ye knowst shit. The jail should have removed the bible from his cell.
It sounds counterintuitive, but taking the Bible away will give him more of a reason to feel oppressed, not less of a reason to think he's Jesus.
 
I never understood why people write Chris or would seek him out to talk to him
He's interesting to look at from afar
Preferably over a computer screen
But talking to him sounds awful
Seriously if I was at a convention and Chris was there I would not go seeking him out because that would honestly sound like a god-awful interaction
It doesn't even sound funny it literally sounds like I just had an awkward conversation with an autistic tranny about a made up world he believes is real
What part of that sounds appealing

It's even worse now that he is pretending he's Jesus
All the thou and shalt old timey speak which is more annoying because it's used wrong makes the entire interaction absolutely unreadable

In reality I think it would be more interesting to starve the Chris chan

Basically nobody sends him letters or money or anything for a month or two then someone gets in contact with him
See how crazy he became while isolated from the outside world with nobody to put in commissary
 
It's better to to just read summaries instead. I got sick of reading stuff "Chris Chan" writes awhile ago. The way he talks at people is such a freakish and unnatural way of communicating. Or as that one teacher aptly put it: "very confusing & unclear".

I feel the same way any time Chris sings. I can't stand it. It gives me this visceral feeling deep in my soul that is difficult to properly describe. It's a mix of disgust, embarrassment, blind anger, and that feeling you get when hearing nails scrape a chalkboard or a dentist drill running, all in one big knee-jerk gang bang. Even hearing Chris just talk sets off a mild version of the feeling. I hate the sound of his voice in general.
 
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