Prison Letters 8/2/2022- The 12 Page Letter(s)

If nobody else is doing it, I can transcribe the whole thing, give me a few minutes, already have the first page ready.
I started a few minutes ago, on page 3.

Thanks for the transcription. Kind of a shame it's still gibberish.


Imagine being a prosecutor and your JOB is to read through this shit.

The prosecutor has staff for that.

That said, it's probably a good thing the jail employees aren't reading Chris mail. For their own sake.


I am supprised nobody updated it to Tom-Girl Chris especially in light of the events last year.

Classic Chris is easier to recognize. Tom-girl Chris looks like any other crazy street hag bag lady.
 
This all seems to be the same gibberish in many of his letters. Kinda boring tbh unless there is some unreleased point to this or aspect that is not apparent rn. Chris has def gone from being a funny sideshow to boring run of the mill crazy, delusional, screaming-at-trees guy.

Perhaps the saga will improve.
 
Curious.

I remain convinced that Chris's descent into thinking he's literally Jesus on top of everything else is due to the complete lack of pop culture for him to consume while in prison aside from the Bible. However, as the recent letters show he really has been regressing with what he focuses on, especially with a big 'lore dump' like this. I have to wonder if he's finally reached the point where, because he can't simply tack on new shit to his delusions besides identifying as Jesus, he's actually forced to revisit some core fundamentals with said delusions and so we're back at CWCville after all these years. It's the stuff that he relied on back during what he would consider his happiest years, which was MHS of course, and in that sense it is his proverbial Rosebud.

He still wants to believe he's more powerful than God or whatever, I don't think it's possible for him to ever back down from that because it would involve relinquishing power and we all know Chris won't even admit he never had those powers in the first place. But at the same time he might be going back to basics in his mind regarding Sonichu to try and get SOME sense of security, since he's facing the reality of losing everything he's ever held dear and there's literally nothing he can do about it in terms of improving his outlook.
 
His Jesus shtick is wearing thin.
Kind of curious on how he picked it up.
Chris always been a bit of bible thumper, he went to church regularly when Bob was around.

His only entertainment in prison was the bible and when that's all you have, he tried to connect the dots like how Judas got him crucified, "Hypocrisy" from fucking his mother, the heatwave and gas prices with plague of locust , etc.
Also feeds into his ego that's he's always right and allowed to do whatever he wants because reasons.

So give Chris a book that says a story of guy that has ultimate power that came from a devine source, it's the ultimate excuse for Chris' actions.
it fall into his thought of how he's smarter then everyone because of reasons but now it's because he's Jesus.

His ego reminds me blackhole, it's a void that swallows everything close to it, bends light, and all logic.
 
Chris always been a bit of bible thumper, he went to church regularly when Bob was around.

His only entertainment in prison was the bible and when that's all you have, he tried to connect the dots like how Judas got him crucified, "Hypocrisy" from fucking his mother, the heatwave and gas prices with plague of locust , etc.
Also feeds into his ego that's he's always right and allowed to do whatever he wants because reasons.

So give Chris a book that says a story of guy that has ultimate power that came from a devine source, it's the ultimate excuse for Chris' actions.
it fall into his thought of how he's smarter then everyone because of reasons but now it's because he's Jesus.

His ego reminds me blackhole, it's a void that swallows everything close to it, bends light, and all logic.
I know that he's familiar with the Bible. But that whole "I'm jesus" thing turned on the second in went to jail and I can't imagine it was all him. I kind of think it's a God bear situation where a guard was probably telling him something along the lines of "well if you are a goddess than I'm Jesus" in response to his typical commodore 64 shit and well Chris ran with it.
 
I have to wonder if he's finally reached the point where, because he can't simply tack on new shit to his delusions besides identifying as Jesus, he's actually forced to revisit some core fundamentals with said delusions and so we're back at CWCville after all these years.
It's also largely in part because of outside influence. Remember we are not seeing the letters being sent to him and Helena, Kengle, and other weens are specifically reinforcing this nonsense to interact with him. Helena was passing CWC religious flyers around his argentina shithole neighborhood. They've also been pushing these new sonichu storylines, which is what at first made him tard rage at kengle. We're only seeing 20% of the situation.
His Jesus shtick is wearing thin.
Kind of curious on how he picked it up.
it's as simple as chris being a retard and he makes everything about him. He's done this forever. He cannot create so he takes control of stuff. Sonichu, Charlottesville is called c-ville hence CWCville. Chris has no media to consume he only has the bible, jesus CHRISt > Jesus Christian Weston Chandler. His retardation has been compounded by years of weens and trolls feeding and expanding his delusions and stupidity.
 
I know that he's familiar with the Bible. But that whole "I'm jesus" thing turned on the second in went to jail and I can't imagine it was all him. I kind of think it's a God bear situation where a guard was probably telling him something along the lines of "well if you are a goddess than I'm Jesus" in response to his typical commodore 64 shit and well Chris ran with it.
Good point, he's lazy as hell and possibly would of taken more time to proclaim himself as Jesus if he was reading it himself.

A guard or someone hearing his ramblings of merge and bullshit could of told him read a bible because he needed that Jesus in his life.
 
I can deal with the Sonichu lore. I actually enjoy it. I can even deal with him being Jesus.

...but I just wish I could beat him to within an inch of his life to stop him using the fucking faux early modern English. It hurts to read. Someone needs to explain to him that Jesus spoke fucking Aramaic and that the KJV's language is just a product of the time it was made in England.

Or at least give him a NIV bible or something.
 
I can deal with the Sonichu lore. I actually enjoy it. I can even deal with him being Jesus.

...but I just wish I could beat him to within an inch of his life to stop him using the fucking faux early modern English. It hurts to read. Someone needs to explain to him that Jesus spoke fucking Aramaic and that the KJV's language is just a product of the time it was made in England.

Or at least give him a NIV bible or something.
Oh, ye.
 
I can deal with the Sonichu lore. I actually enjoy it. I can even deal with him being Jesus.
I too enjoyed the lore dump about Naitsirhc but it was a pain to read all his plans about the remastered Sonichu HD. We don't need a bowdlerized Sonichu with better drawings. It obviously won't come to fruition and I'd much rather he focus on plans for new issues.
 
Not really worth the read, its barely comprehensible and its just talking about Sonichu shit like it matters right now.
Might help his attorney get that insanity plea deal
The only thing that will get him deemed "insane" would be forensic psychiatrists stating so.
 
Not even MATI, Chris should get lynched 18th century style in the streets. Law has failed.
Shit, the law is keeping him safe, fed and “healthy” at the moment. He has nothing to do but kill time, and he’s been doing that his whole life.

If you want Chris to suffer and face consequences, pray for his release. He’s gonna get kicked to the curb with $80 to his name, an address to a halfway home, a bus schedule and a “good luck, don’t fuck up” from the state.
 
I could get behind Sonichu issue 4.1 if it means more sub-episodes about his real-life struggles with manajerks and jerkops. Could we finally learn what role Sonichu and the Chaotic Combo played in the epic battle with the Yellow-Shirted Foe?
 
Part 2 of the 12 page letter has been released. It's a personal letter for Kengle. The third part is for Helena, which will most likely be posted later.
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As the few Onion Farms users become increasingly butthurt over us taking their letter, they cajoled Kengle into watermarking the letter.
 
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